{"id":94929,"date":"2026-04-05T22:37:54","date_gmt":"2026-04-06T05:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94929"},"modified":"2026-04-05T22:37:54","modified_gmt":"2026-04-06T05:37:54","slug":"what-a-boob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/04\/05\/what-a-boob\/","title":{"rendered":"What A Boob!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cI would never have approved.&nbsp; She sticks out so much<br \/>\nabove the waist.&nbsp; She was totally wrong to play me.\u201d&nbsp;<br \/>\n\u2013<\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"> <strong>Kim Novak <\/strong>shares thoughts on the casting of <strong>Sydney Sweeney <\/strong>in her proposed biopic.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Last week, the <em>Ohio House of Representatives <\/em>passed House Bill 249, which is called the <strong><em>Indecent Exposure Modernization Act<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; It would outlaw people from wearing clothes and makeup designated for the opposite gender.&nbsp; Now, of course, who is this targeting?&nbsp; The bill does exclude performers in a \u201cvenue\u201d, but woe be unto <strong>Gene Simmons <\/strong>if he tries to go to the concert hall in his <strong><em>KISS <\/em><\/strong>regalia.&nbsp; Or <strong>Jared Leto <\/strong>from throwing on a bit of guyliner.&nbsp; Or <strong>Adam Lambert <\/strong>from&#8230;well, even leaving the house!&nbsp; But we stress that at this point, it\u2019s not a law.&nbsp; If <strong><em>Schoolhouse Rock<\/em><\/strong> taught us nothing, we know that it\u2019s just a bill, yes it\u2019s only a bill, and it\u2019s sitting there on <em>Ohio Capitol Hill<\/em>.&nbsp; It\u2019s not yet a law.&nbsp; It can hope and pray that it will, but today it is still just a bill.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I surely hope <strong>Kristi Noem<\/strong>\u2019s husband isn\u2019t planning to change planes in Cleveland anytime soon.&nbsp; And, \u201cchange\u201d is the operative word.&nbsp; The story everyone who isn\u2019t in the <em>Cabinet <\/em>is talking about is the photos of Kristi Noem\u2019s husband.&nbsp; If you don\u2019t know, I\u2019ll explain.&nbsp; <strong>Bryon Noem <\/strong>\u2013 who is barely a looker as a guy \u2013 is dressed in some kind of leotard top stuffed with some enormous fake boobs (complete with nipples) and pink stretch pants.&nbsp; He\u2019s allegedly into \u201cbimbofication\u201d (which means exactly what you think) and has a penchant for interacting with online webcam girls.&nbsp; <strong>Lydia Love<\/strong>, who works on <em>CamSoda<\/em>, said Bryon was a submissive who paid about $25\/minute.&nbsp; \u201cHe would try to talk more feminine.&nbsp; His kink was yoga pants.\u201d&nbsp; However, Love said it could be very frustrating because he was not very good at being submissive.&nbsp; With a wife like Kristi, that actually surprises me.&nbsp; It should be noted that in 2022, when Mrs. Noem was governor of South Dakota, she signed an anti-trans bill into law.&nbsp; At the time, she cited a study that over 90% of trans people are depressed.&nbsp; When asked about this, she said, \u201cThat makes me sad and we should figure it out.\u201d&nbsp; I\u2019m kinda surprised she didn\u2019t recommend taking them outside and shooting them, but I guess she limits that punishment to four-legged creatures.&nbsp; BTW, when this story about her hubby broke, Kristi asked for \u201cprivacy and prayers\u201d.&nbsp; The words \u201cyou reap what you sow\u201d spring to mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI would never have approved.&nbsp; She sticks out so much above the waist.&nbsp; She was totally wrong to play me.\u201d&nbsp; \u2013 Kim Novak shares thoughts on the casting of Sydney Sweeney in her proposed biopic. 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