{"id":94968,"date":"2026-04-13T00:33:16","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T07:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94968"},"modified":"2026-04-13T00:33:16","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T07:33:16","slug":"special-package-delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/04\/13\/special-package-delivery\/","title":{"rendered":"Special Package Delivery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We like to think that the wealthy and beautiful have it made.&nbsp; But over the years, this column has revealed all that glitters is not gold.&nbsp; Last week, <strong>David Geffen <\/strong>proclaimed an end to his two-year marriage to \u201cmodel\u201d (I think that\u2019s the acceptable term) <strong>David Armstrong <\/strong>(aka <strong>Donovan Michaels<\/strong>).&nbsp; Allegedly, their divorce settlement has been finalized (details not to be disclosed).&nbsp; But this week, my sympathies are with Geffen.&nbsp; He\u2019s never lacked \u201ccompanionship\u201d.&nbsp; So why marry Armstrong?&nbsp; And without a prenup!&nbsp; What promises were made?&nbsp; What deal was brokered?&nbsp; Geffen is not a stupid man.&nbsp; I\u2019m inclined to believe he leapt because he was in love.&nbsp; Maybe he\u2019s just an 83-year-old man worth $8.7 billion trying to be happy.&nbsp; Who\u2019s at fault?&nbsp; Who\u2019s to blame?&nbsp; Who knows?<\/p>\n<p>What a brilliant segue into a story about <strong>Danny Pintauro <\/strong>\u2013 who is not wealthy, but who starred on <strong><em>Who\u2019s The Boss?<\/em><\/strong>&nbsp; Believe it or not, Danny has something in common with Geffen\u2019s ex. &nbsp;David Armstrong is known for having an impressive package (which can be seen on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>). &nbsp;Danny\u2019s also delivering packages&#8230;for Amazon!&nbsp; This is not his first \u201ccivilian\u201d job \u2013 he previously sold <em>Tupperware <\/em>(forever answering the question, \u201cWhat do Danny Pintauro and <strong>Dixie Longate <\/strong>have in common?\u201d).&nbsp; Last week, Pintauro posted a photo in full delivery mode: \u201cThe entertainment business has been soooo slow, so I\u2019ve been doing what a lot of people do \u2013 figuring it out, showing up, and taking the work that\u2019s there while I keep building the work I really want.&nbsp; 38 packages today!\u201d&nbsp;&nbsp; I\u2019m sure Armstrong has also had 38 packages in a day, but that\u2019s a whole different type of package!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We like to think that the wealthy and beautiful have it made.&nbsp; But over the years, this column has revealed all that glitters is not gold.&nbsp; Last week, David Geffen proclaimed an end to his two-year marriage to \u201cmodel\u201d (I think that\u2019s the acceptable term) David Armstrong (aka Donovan Michaels).&nbsp; Allegedly, their divorce settlement has<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94969,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94968\/revisions\/94969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}