{"id":95000,"date":"2026-04-26T22:37:01","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T05:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95000"},"modified":"2026-04-26T22:50:32","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T05:50:32","slug":"gay-correspondents-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/04\/26\/gay-correspondents-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Gay Correspondents Party"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cI don\u2019t know what the fuck you\u2019re saying, hun. 
\nPlease remember where you are, OK. 
\n\u2018Cause if you\u2019re trying to shade me, bitch,
\nI\u2019m gonna come for you.  I\u2019m from Brooklyn,
\nand if I want to fuckin\u2019 talk, I will do a tap dance
\nif I fuckin\u2019 want.  Sorry.  That, of course,
\nis not part of my people skills.\u201d 
\n\u2013<\/em>Cyndi Lauper <\/strong><\/span><\/span>shuts down a heckler at the opening night of her
\nLas Vegas residency at <\/span><\/span>The Colosseum <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/em>at <\/span><\/span>Caesars Palace.<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

The White House Correspondents Association <\/em>dinner is always a great weekend for gays in DC to hook up with a politician or a political aide (or, in the worst possible case, a gay journalist).  Last weekend, the Capitol was buzzing with homosexual activity \u2013 why, the thought of it gave Lindsey Graham <\/strong>a case of the vapors!  It was so out of control, Grindr <\/em><\/strong>had to hire extra data centers just to handle the load (as it were).  Rest assured, the gay hookup app made its presence known by hosting a mixer the eve of the main event.  It was such a hot ticket, Vanity Fair <\/em>and USA Today<\/em> wrote about it.  Everyone was speculating who\u2019d attend.  We\u2019re told people like Don Lemon<\/strong>, Kaitlan Collins<\/strong>, some reality stars and lesser politicos along with a handful of anonymous hotties showed up.<\/p>\n

As to the WHCA <\/em>dinner itself, shots rang out in the lobby as people were settling in.  Secret Service told attendees to duck under their tables (which led to some pretty interesting photos), while Il Duce<\/em>, Madame Duce<\/em>, the Vice Duce<\/em>, the head of the WHCA<\/em>, and Oz Pearlman <\/strong>were whisked off the dais into the lobby.  This begs the question \u2013 what the fuck kinda mentalist are you, Oz?  Shortly after Secret Service pushed Wolf Blitzer <\/strong>into a men\u2019s room, the suspect was neutralized.  Il Duce <\/em>proclaimed, \u201cThe show must go on.\u201d  Secret Service <\/em>disagreed and sent everyone home.  Trump promises the event will be rescheduled \u201cin the next 30 days.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Last week, Boston had some presidential presence of its own.  Bill <\/strong>and Hillary Clinton <\/strong>were in town to see their daughter Chelsea <\/strong>running…her first Boston Marathon<\/em><\/strong>.  She finished 130th<\/sup> with a commendable time of 3:40:52.  To protect her privacy, she ran under the name \u201cMargaret Smith<\/strong>\u201d and was accompanied by Secret Service agents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cI don\u2019t know what the fuck you\u2019re saying, hun.  Please remember where you are, OK.  \u2018Cause if you\u2019re trying to shade me, bitch, I\u2019m gonna come for you.  I\u2019m from Brooklyn, and if I want to fuckin\u2019 talk, I will do a tap dance if I fuckin\u2019 want.  Sorry.  That, of course, is not part<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95000"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95000"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95016,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95000\/revisions\/95016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}