{"id":95273,"date":"2026-07-12T22:49:02","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T05:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95273"},"modified":"2026-07-12T22:49:02","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T05:49:02","slug":"viking-drops-the-hammer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/07\/12\/viking-drops-the-hammer\/","title":{"rendered":"Viking Drops the Hammer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question is about something you\u2019d expect me to know nothing about.&nbsp; <strong>Henry <\/strong>in Chicago writes, \u201c<em>What do you know about the gorgeous captain of the Norwegian soccer team?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Picture it \u2013 <strong>Billy Masters <\/strong>sitting down to watch not one but two soccer games in their entirety.&nbsp; That was how I returned from Europe.&nbsp; More shocking \u2013 I enjoyed myself.&nbsp; And not because of the hot men (shock number three), but because I enjoyed the game.&nbsp; Where else can you watch 90 minutes of continuous action and end with a score of zero to zero?&nbsp; Talk about a nail biter!&nbsp; Of course, the Norwegians scored points during the <strong><em>FIFA <\/em><\/strong>quarterfinals thanks to <strong>Erling Haaland<\/strong>.&nbsp; The blond god is 6\u20195\u201d and turns 26 on July 21.&nbsp; While Henry didn\u2019t ask, Erling is reportedly straight and has a girlfriend.&nbsp; He also has an enormous collection of <em>Herm\u00e8s <\/em>bags, including <em>Birkins<\/em>.&nbsp; Maybe it\u2019s a Nordic thing \u2013 like the horns or the man bun!&nbsp; Sexual preference aside, I suspect Haaland would be quite flattered by your attention, so why not flatter him some more with some hot photos on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we\u2019re revealing a Viking\u2019s hammer, it\u2019s time to end yet another column.&nbsp; Looking at those photos, I\u2019m inclined to hammer in the morning and the evening all over this land.&nbsp; Fun Fact \u2013 who knew Vikings were circumcised?&nbsp; That\u2019s just one of the things you\u2019ll discover on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that can be seen&#8230;even during a total eclipse.&nbsp; As we went to press, news of the passing of Senator <strong>Lindsey Graham <\/strong>was announced \u2013 I believe by his close business associate, <strong>Benji<\/strong>.&nbsp; See?&nbsp; Unlike other defunct outlets, we cover everything.&nbsp; So send your questions along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before <em>Atlantis <\/em>schedules a Scandinavian excursion!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question is about something you\u2019d expect me to know nothing about.&nbsp; Henry in Chicago writes, \u201cWhat do you know about the gorgeous captain of the Norwegian soccer team?\u201d Picture it \u2013 Billy Masters sitting down to watch not one but two soccer games in their entirety.&nbsp; That was how I returned from<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95274,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95273\/revisions\/95274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}