{"id":95459,"date":"2026-09-13T21:42:57","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T04:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95459"},"modified":"2026-09-13T21:51:23","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T04:51:23","slug":"daddies-and-sniffers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/09\/13\/daddies-and-sniffers\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddies and Sniffers"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cI just picked up Lucy<\/strong> from her abridged first day
\nof school and a little kid came up to me and said,
\n\u2018Are you her grandpa?\u2019  I said, \u2018No, I\u2019m her daddy!\u2019\u201d <\/em>
\n\u2013 <\/em>Andy Cohen <\/strong>shares a phrase he uses every day of his adult life \u2013
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>but this time, it was while referring to his daughter.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Andy Cohen <\/strong>as a daddy?  We\u2019re all used to that.  But Andy as a grandpa?  Well, that\u2019s new.  But might I say that he handles these things with humor and is one of the most well-adjusted of our gay luminaries.  He\u2019s always kept at least one Nike<\/em>-clad foot in the real world.  But how would he feel about being banned from a gay bathhouse??  Don\u2019t judge him \u2013 he\u2019s dating, he\u2019s not dead!  There is a gay bathhouse in Thailand \u2013 a country bursting with gay bathhouses \u2013 that is banning men over 55.  Wellmax <\/em><\/strong>is touting itself as a \u201cstate-of-the-art\u201d facility which they claim is the world\u2019s \u201cfirst gay saunatainment\u201d.  It is equipped with Himalayan salt sauna, dark herbal steam room, ice baths, overhead cold buckets, Hall of Mirrors, immersive rooms, a dry maze, a wet maze, and a relax lounge with self-serve ice cream.  It\u2019s kinda like Disneyland<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 but with less gay people.  They allow guests aged 20-55 and their admission policy states that \u201cphoto ID may be checked at the door.\u201d  Note they say \u201cmay\u201d \u2013 not \u201cwill\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Closer to home, the infamous Glendale Sniffer <\/em><\/strong>has struck again.  Calese Crowder <\/strong>was arrested last week after violating his parole, which stated (and I quote) that \u201che shall not come within 6 feet of people\u2019s butts\u201d!   In August, 911 received several calls from people who said Crowder crouched down and approached them from behind in a Marshalls <\/em>\u2013 oh, the humanity!  Perhaps he mistook their slogan of \u201cGet the good stuff\u201d for \u201cGet a good sniff\u201d!  For the violation, he\u2019s been sentenced to 170 days in jail, where I suspect he\u2019ll have more than enough butts to sniff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cI just picked up Lucy from her abridged first day of school and a little kid came up to me and said, \u2018Are you her grandpa?\u2019  I said, \u2018No, I\u2019m her daddy!\u2019\u201d  \u2013 Andy Cohen shares a phrase he uses every day of his adult life \u2013 but this time, it was while referring to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Daddies and Sniffers","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95468,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95459\/revisions\/95468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}