{"id":95492,"date":"2026-09-20T23:34:08","date_gmt":"2026-09-21T06:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95492"},"modified":"2026-09-20T23:34:08","modified_gmt":"2026-09-21T06:34:08","slug":"congress-hopeful-gets-spanked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/09\/20\/congress-hopeful-gets-spanked\/","title":{"rendered":"Congress Hopeful Gets Spanked"},"content":{"rendered":"

This week\u2019s Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from Harris <\/strong>in NYC: \u201cWhat do you know about Chris Gallant<\/strong>?  He\u2019s running for <\/em>Congress, and I read he did gay porn.  True?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Not exactly, although he does show all.  For those who don\u2019t know, Gallant is an Army <\/em>vet, a Black Hawk <\/em>pilot, a former air traffic controller, a member of the National Guard<\/em>, and a volunteer fireman.  And he\u2019s gay.  All of this tells me two things: 1) he\u2019s far more civic-minded than anyone I know and B) he\u2019s hot.  Why?  Army, Black Hawk, National Guard, Fireman \u2013 they all have calendars.  Roll them all up into a 37-year-old, and chances are, he\u2019s hot.  OK, being an air traffic controller probably brings down the curve, but a gay air traffic controller has got to be hotter than most.  Chris is the Democratic nominee for New York\u2019s 1st<\/sup> congressional district.  So you can guess that his political opponents have been looking for some dirt on him.  First, someone found out he had been a go-go boy at the legendary gay nightclub, Splash<\/em><\/strong>.  YAWN \u2013 who didn\u2019t dance naked at Splash<\/em>?  Hands?  Just me?  Then they produced photos of Chris in bondage gear.  You know what Gallant did?  He addressed it.  \u201cI wasn\u2019t scared flying Black Hawk helicopters in the Middle East.  And I sure as hell won\u2019t let some pictures from my past scare me.\u201d  His lawyer went into a bit more detail.  \u201cThe photographs are authentic and were taken during a private, consensual photo session involving Chris and his then-partner, with whom he was in a committed four-year relationship,\u201d says Gallant\u2019s lawyer.  He added, \u201cChris was also friends with the owner of Mr. S Leather<\/em>, and the shoot was intended to be fun and personal, with the understanding that Mr. S <\/em>could use select images in connection with certain products.\u201d  I can confirm that I had a whole lotta fun with my person while perusing the pics, and really had no need for additional \u201cproducts\u201d.  You can check him out on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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When a Democrat is getting spanked in photos and in the press, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  I\u2019m sure you all see through me (although usually it\u2019s my clothes that are transparent) and recognize my main reason for joining the human shield around the Kennedy Center <\/em>is for the chance to be shackled next to a Kennedy <\/strong>or Schlossberg<\/strong>…or even a Shriver<\/strong>.  But, please, keep those Skakel <\/strong>scamps away from me \u2013 I\u2019d like to leave the protest in one piece (and breathing)!  But no matter what, I\u2019ll report on it at BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that always takes a stand, even when I\u2019m in repose.  Should you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before we reveal which came first \u2013 the chicken or Larry Flynt!  So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This week\u2019s Ask Billy question comes from Harris in NYC: \u201cWhat do you know about Chris Gallant?  He\u2019s running for Congress, and I read he did gay porn.  True?\u201d Not exactly, although he does show all.  For those who don\u2019t know, Gallant is an Army vet, a Black Hawk pilot, a former air traffic controller,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95492"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95493,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95492\/revisions\/95493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}