{"id":95523,"date":"2026-10-04T21:17:12","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T04:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95523"},"modified":"2026-10-04T21:17:12","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T04:17:12","slug":"madonna-vmas-and-mamie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/10\/04\/madonna-vmas-and-mamie\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonna, VMAs and Mamie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cShould I just start on OnlyFans <\/strong>and show
\nsoft cock in really tight underwear and <\/em><\/span>just
\nsoft cock and retire?  Or just keep trying?\u2019\u201d <\/em>
\n\u2013 <\/em>Pete Davidson<\/strong> weighs his career options.  Well, dozens of women
\n(including Kardashians<\/strong>) can\u2019t be all wrong<\/span><\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I must confess, I am not someone who is overly enamored with Madonna<\/strong>.  That\u2019s actually not true \u2013 I am a big fan of \u201cclassic Madonna\u201d.  You know, from the \u201880s and \u201890s.  Once she picked up that guitar and tried to show off the three chords she learned out of a book, I was kinda done (the cowboy hat didn\u2019t help).  That said, I marvel at her ability to stay relevant these many decades\/centuries later.  But I do worry that she\u2019s on the path to turning into someone like Mamie Van Doren<\/strong>, who at 95 is still showing up topless (we\u2019ll get to her in a minute).  She is what some might consider a \u201ccautionary tale\u201d \u2013 and a glimpse into what the next 20 years of Madonna will look like.<\/p>\n

Madonna was back, front and center, at the recent VMAs<\/em><\/strong>.  Looking at stills, I was impressed by how good she looked.  Her face appeared less puffy and pulled than recently, and she almost looked like Madonna.  I watched her performance and thought it went well \u2013 unremarkable by her past extraordinary VMA <\/em>performances, but good enough.  Then I saw her speaking and understood why many felt that she appeared \u201cdisoriented\u201d \u2013 kinda like Cher<\/strong> attempting to give a Grammy <\/em>award to the late Luther Vandross<\/strong>.  But Cher is 80.  Madonna is 68 \u2013 and I want to say \u201conly 68\u201d.  Still, 68 is no kid, despite being winched and corseted \u2013 that poor woman could break a hip!  Still, it wasn\u2019t a cape, and we can all be grateful for that.  For her performance, she was reunited with former beau Tony Ward<\/strong>, who made Madonna look positively youthful!  She was also joined by pals Sabrina Carpenter<\/strong>, Charli XCX<\/strong>, Debi Mazar<\/strong>, Seth Rogen<\/strong>, Julia Garner<\/strong>, and even gay \u201cbillionaire\u201d Tristan Schukraft<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Since I mentioned Mamie Van Doren<\/strong>, the former starlet released a memoir called You Thought I Was Dead: My Life of Celebrities, Sex, and <\/em><\/strong>Champagne<\/em><\/strong>.  Her previous memoir, Playing The Field<\/em><\/strong>, came out in 1987 and was a hoot.  That volume was somewhat sanitized because, well, some of the people were still alive!  No such concerns for this volume, which I\u2019m told not only fills in those gaps, but revisits some of her more colorful affairs.  There\u2019s even an extended section about Rock Hudson<\/strong>, who was her date for the 10th<\/sup> Golden Globe Awards <\/em><\/strong>(for reference, the upcoming awards will make the 84th<\/sup> Globes<\/em>).  \u201cHe came on to me, and in my book I told about having a Crimmins <\/em>skirt and him getting very passionate and rolling on the kitchen floor.\u201d  I had a puppy who did the same thing when I wore a skirt, but that\u2019s (hopefully) another story!<\/p>\n

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Viewers were concerned when doyenne Joy Behar <\/strong>was missing from The View<\/em><\/strong> last week.  Turns out, Behar had a misstep backstage.  \u201cJoy caught a heel backstage but is on the mend and should be back on the show mid next week,\u201d say her reps.  Due to Whoopi <\/strong>making a movie in the Hamptons, Joy has been moderating the show four times a week (five if you count The Weekend View<\/em><\/strong>).  This led to an awkward situation with a gaggle of panelists and no leader.  Sunny Hostin <\/strong>took the helm one day.  Sara Haines<\/strong>, who actually had moderated the show once in the past, stepped up the next day.  And The Weekend View<\/em> was hosted by the original \u201cYoung One\u201d, Debbie Matenopoulos<\/strong>, who was the first host in \u201cView\u201d history to be fired.  He who laughs last, laughs best!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cShould I just start on OnlyFans and show soft cock in really tight underwear and just soft cock and retire?  Or just keep trying?\u2019\u201d  \u2013 Pete Davidson weighs his career options.  Well, dozens of women (including Kardashians) can\u2019t be all wrong. I must confess, I am not someone who is overly enamored with Madonna.  That\u2019s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95532,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95523\/revisions\/95532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}