{"id":95537,"date":"2026-10-04T21:24:18","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T04:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95537"},"modified":"2026-10-04T21:24:18","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T04:24:18","slug":"to-catch-a-lipnicki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/10\/04\/to-catch-a-lipnicki\/","title":{"rendered":"To Catch a Lipnicki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Kevin <\/strong>in Los Angeles: \u201c<em>I just read that <strong>Jonathan Lipnicki <\/strong>is naked in that movie about <strong>Chris Hansen<\/strong>.&nbsp; Have you seen it?&nbsp; And \u2018it\u2019?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There is nothing I won\u2019t do for my fans \u2013 and that includes sitting through <strong><em>Primetime<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; I\u2019ve met <strong>Robert Pattinson <\/strong>and found him to be charming.&nbsp; He even smiled!&nbsp; But he plays Hansen like he\u2019s <strong><em>Nosferatu<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; He\u2019s brooding, morose, and devoid of much range \u2013 kinda like <strong>Kristen Stewart<\/strong>\u2019s whole career!&nbsp; I can\u2019t blame the actors entirely.&nbsp; It\u2019s hard to judge acting when there is such a terrible script.&nbsp; Anyway, you didn\u2019t want a movie review.&nbsp; I can tell you that little Lipnicki is all grown up and does, in fact, show his \u201clittle Lipnicki\u201d.&nbsp; He plays one of the guys who has a \u201csweet tooth\u201d for young guys.&nbsp; He shows up at the decoy\u2019s house.&nbsp; The \u201cyoung guy\u201d turns around and, boom, Lipnicki\u2019s pants are down and he covers himself with whipped cream.&nbsp; I can\u2019t tell you how many times that has happened to me (and I\u2019m sure to Mamie Van Doren).&nbsp; As to his&#8230;\u201ctalent\u201d, you can see it on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00adWhen we\u2019re not ready for primetime, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; Can I take a moment to defend Andy Cohen?&nbsp; I don\u2019t think how much you pay someone should reflect your net worth.&nbsp; It should be based on the going rate.&nbsp; Now, I must confess, I don\u2019t know what babysitters get paid.&nbsp; But I\u2019m guessing maybe half of what you\u2019d pay one of the lower-level male \u201ccompanions\u201d.&nbsp; Did that help?&nbsp; That\u2019s the type of story you\u2019ll find on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that works hard for the money.&nbsp; If you\u2019ve got something you\u2019d like me to get to the bottom of, drop a note to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before AI takes over the world (which is unlikely since it\u2019s too busy making Trevor Donovan into Bamm-Bamm).&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s Ask Billy question comes from Kevin in Los Angeles: \u201cI just read that Jonathan Lipnicki is naked in that movie about Chris Hansen.&nbsp; Have you seen it?&nbsp; And \u2018it\u2019?\u201d There is nothing I won\u2019t do for my fans \u2013 and that includes sitting through Primetime.&nbsp; I\u2019ve met Robert Pattinson and found him to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95538,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95537\/revisions\/95538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}