{"id":95545,"date":"2026-10-11T22:29:29","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T05:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95545"},"modified":"2026-10-11T22:29:29","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T05:29:29","slug":"missionaries-positions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/10\/11\/missionaries-positions\/","title":{"rendered":"Missionaries’ Positions"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cMy need to cause laughter forces me to question
\nhow a country can embrace a smart, educated,
\nwarm, funny First Lady like Michelle Obama
\n<\/strong>then somehow be OK with a surgically-
\nenhanced, cold-hearted Yugoslavian escort
\nwho clearly hates her husband<\/em><\/span>\u2019\u201d <\/em>
\n\u2013 <\/em>Chuck Lorre<\/strong> during his speech at the Project Angel Food
\nAngel Awards <\/em>dinner.  Apropos of…well, nothing<\/span><\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m opposed to the death penalty.  That said, welcome to the 21st<\/sup> century, where we livestream executions.  Well, we livestream conception, birth, and everything else, so why not?  We\u2019re getting to be more and more like the ancient Romans every day.  Why not do it in a stadium and sell tickets?  Or perhaps a pay-per-view situation?  And there\u2019s no taking any chances with those pesky injections.  This one is by firing squad.  Well, given the country we live in, I assume there is no shortage of sharpshooters.  Forget about OnlyFans <\/em>and tune in for OnlyFiringSquads<\/em>!  Or perhaps we should bring back hanging.  I\u2019ve always been partial to a well-hung man.  Frankly, when any part of our life even remotely resembles a Jennifer Lawrence <\/strong>film, can the Apocalypse be far behind?<\/p>\n

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Every once in a while, a headline catches my eye.  \u201cChristian TikTok <\/em>Influencer and Missionary Arrested for Allegedly Sexually Abusing Children in Haiti\u201d.  First off, I question anyone who is simultaneously a missionary and an influencer.  And, should there be any doubt, the influencer in this case is a male.  A bleached blond male at that (not that I\u2019m one to cast aspersions on such proclivities).  It should go without saying that the children in question were also male.  The case involves 23-year-old Maylon Foshee<\/strong>, who has over 100K followers on TikTok<\/em>.  According to documents filed in US District Court<\/em>, he\u2019s been charged with \u201cengaging in illicit sexual conduct with minors in a foreign country\u201d.  The allegations claim that while he was doing missionary work in Haiti, he let children stay at his house.  Three boys claim to have been sexually abused when they were 14 years old.  One claims he resisted Foshee\u2019s advances… until he was promised a US passport.  At least we know the going rate.<\/p>\n

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Weeks ago I revealed New York 1st<\/sup> Congressional District candidate Chris Gallant<\/strong>\u2019s previous \u201cmodeling\u201d experience for a series of leather fetish ads.  At the time, I was curious what the response of the voters would be.  Like me, they seem nonplussed.  According to polls, the photos from 2010 seem to have given Gallant a bump \u2013 not his first, I\u2019m guessing.  He acknowledged the images as a part of his past that he was not ashamed of, and trust me, he has nothing to be ashamed of (you can check out our website for proof).  Then he said he wanted to \u201cMake Politics Sexy Again<\/em>\u201d.  Which begs the question \u2013 when was the last time politics was sexy?  Surely it wasn\u2019t during the Taft <\/strong>administration, unless that\u2019s when chubby chasing started.  Maybe it was during the term of that \u201cbachelor\u201d president, James Buchanan<\/strong>.  Gallant is focusing on his career as a Black Hawk <\/em>pilot for the National Guard<\/em>, a firefighter on Long Island, and an air traffic controller at JFK.  And he\u2019s doing so in tight T-shirts.  He has my vote!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cMy need to cause laughter forces me to question how a country can embrace a smart, educated, warm, funny First Lady like Michelle Obama then somehow be OK with a surgically- enhanced, cold-hearted Yugoslavian escort who clearly hates her husband\u2019\u201d  \u2013 Chuck Lorre during his speech at the Project Angel Food Angel Awards dinner.  Apropos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95554,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95545\/revisions\/95554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}