{"id":95589,"date":"2026-10-18T22:18:36","date_gmt":"2026-10-19T05:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95589"},"modified":"2026-10-18T22:18:36","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T05:18:36","slug":"check-out-his-welling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/10\/18\/check-out-his-welling\/","title":{"rendered":"Check Out His Welling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a perfect segue into our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question.&nbsp; This was a popular question, but the first message came from <strong>Greg <\/strong>in Miami: \u201c<em>Did you see that photo <strong>Tom Welling<\/strong> accidentally posted of his penis?&nbsp; Do you have the shot?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is one of those crazy stories that I\u2019d normally think was done on purpose \u2013 except I don\u2019t give Tom that much credit.&nbsp; Welling was in NYC and posted a photo on <em>Instagram <\/em>showing the view from his hotel room with a caption saying, \u201cHello NYCC\u201d.&nbsp; I\u2019m sure NYCC stood for \u201c<strong><em>New York Comic Con<\/em><\/strong>\u201d, but in this case it could also mean \u201cNew York City Cock\u201d.&nbsp; In the floor-to-ceiling window you can see a faint image of Tom completely naked with his Welling hanging out!&nbsp; The snap remained online for ten hours before someone alerted him to the \u201csituation\u201d, at which point he deleted it.&nbsp; I hasten to add that this is one of those images where everyone sees something different.&nbsp; Some see an enormous penis.&nbsp; Some can make out his kneecap.&nbsp; Others see nothing but an enormous truck in the middle of the street.&nbsp; Come to think of it, is it a truck?&nbsp; Or is it a&#8230;&nbsp; Anyway, getting back to Greg\u2019s question \u2013 do I have the shot?&nbsp; Really, Greg?&nbsp; Of course. &nbsp;Will I share it?&nbsp; Do you really have to ask?&nbsp; Check out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00adWhen I\u2019m giving you a gay <em>Rorschach <\/em>test, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; It\u2019s like one of those Internet posts asking what color a woman\u2019s dress was.&nbsp; You won\u2019t have such problems on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that rarely features people dressed!&nbsp; If you have a question or need a referral to an optometrist, drop a note to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Colton Haynes appears in a production of <strong><em>Call Me Mister<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a perfect segue into our Ask Billy question.&nbsp; This was a popular question, but the first message came from Greg in Miami: \u201cDid you see that photo Tom Welling accidentally posted of his penis?&nbsp; Do you have the shot?\u201d This is one of those crazy stories that I\u2019d normally think was done on purpose<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95590,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95589\/revisions\/95590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}