{"id":95596,"date":"2026-10-25T20:51:51","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T03:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95596"},"modified":"2026-10-25T20:51:51","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T03:51:51","slug":"lady-g-and-both-mccains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/10\/25\/lady-g-and-both-mccains\/","title":{"rendered":"Lady G and Both McCains"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cI pee sitting down, by the way, as I should
\ngentlemen…Keep it tidy, guys.  And,
\nalso, relax a little.  Enjoy life.<\/em><\/span>\u201d <\/em>
\n\u2013 <\/em>Jason Biggs<\/strong>\u2019 revelation when he was guest moderator on
\nThe Weekend View<\/em><\/strong>.  A second thing I have in common with Biggs.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

As one approaches a contentious political election, we occasionally have what is known as the October Surprise<\/em>.  This is when one political party reveals a secret days before people vote \u2013 the most notable being when James Comey <\/strong>announced that the FBI <\/em><\/strong>was going to review Hillary Clinton<\/strong>\u2019s e-mails 11 days before the election.  This year is no different, with the exception that the surprise is on a dead man…and it\u2019s not much of a surprise.  The CLOSETocracy<\/em><\/strong> was released by The Young Turks<\/em>, who are no longer particularly young, and were never Turkish!  In the documentary, they have testimony from three men who claim to have been paid to have sex with…wait for it…Lindsey Graham<\/strong>!  See?  I told you it wasn\u2019t much of a surprise.  \u201cMy name is Kelvin<\/strong>, and I had sex with Lindsey Graham when I was 17,\u201d is how the doc begins.  Kelvin claims he told \u201cLady G<\/em><\/strong>\u201d (as Graham was known) that he was 18 years old, but he was actually 17.  He got $120 for the 2001 tryst.  Another, Jesse, says he was paid $260 \u2013 but that was in 2012.  By the way, Jesse\u2019s going rate at the time was $250.  Why the extra ten?  I guess it was just the tip!  The doc also includes the allegations of Cory Burns <\/strong>(or Sean Harding <\/strong>in gay porn), but we\u2019d reported on those before.  When the Turks tracked down Lindsey\u2019s sister, Darline Graham<\/strong>, she said, \u201cI\u2019m not even gonna entertain that question!\u201d  What was particularly amusing is that they never even got out the question!  You can watch the doc on LindseyFiles.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Kelvin claims his sexual encounter with Lady G <\/em>took place at John McCain<\/strong>\u2019s ranch in Sedona, Arizona.  That brings us to an interview with Joy Behar<\/strong>, the recently MIA co-host on The View<\/em><\/strong>.  She praised the current lineup of co-hosts, and added, \u201cOver the years, there\u2019s been a couple of little mean girls.\u201d  I don\u2019t know why, but Meghan McCain <\/strong>assumed Joy was talking about her!  When Entertainment Weekly<\/em> reported on it, McCain piped in, \u201cYou guys keep asking me for a response and for real, I\u2019m not fighting with an 84-year-old.  She can say whatever she wants at her stage in life.\u201d  I think Joy\u2019s been doing that at every single stage of her life!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cI pee sitting down, by the way, as I should gentlemen…Keep it tidy, guys.  And, also, relax a little.  Enjoy life.\u201d  \u2013 Jason Biggs\u2019 revelation when he was guest moderator on The Weekend View.  A second thing I have in common with Biggs. As one approaches a contentious political election, we occasionally have what is<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95605,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95596\/revisions\/95605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}