{"id":95650,"date":"2026-11-08T16:32:31","date_gmt":"2026-11-09T00:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=95650"},"modified":"2026-11-08T16:32:31","modified_gmt":"2026-11-09T00:32:31","slug":"cheesy-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/11\/08\/cheesy-confession\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheesy Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headlines can sometimes be misleading.&nbsp; Like this one: \u201c<em>Massachusetts Teachers Union <\/em>Plans Drag Show at Conference Next Month\u201d.&nbsp; Not that there\u2019s anything wrong with it, but it makes it sound like a random drag show is popping up at a teaching event.&nbsp; In fact, the \u201cconference\u201d in question is their first LGBTQ+ Conference, where the theme is \u201cCelebrating All with Pride\u201d.&nbsp; \u201cProgramming includes sessions on workplace safety, intersectionality, support for transgender students, and advocacy\/lobbying training.\u201d&nbsp; The drag show in question is being presented by <strong>Mz. Clementine KuLayd <\/strong>and takes place on November 13<sup>th<\/sup> \u2013 if you\u2019re in the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was this headline: \u201c<strong>Todd Chrisley<\/strong> Became Escort at 18 After Working&nbsp; at <strong><em>Cheesecake Factory<\/em><\/strong>\u201d.&nbsp; I expected some grand revelation, a sordid story about a businessman paying to have a bit of Todd with extra whipped cream.&nbsp; But here\u2019s what Chrisley said on the <strong><em>Dumb Blonde<\/em><\/strong> podcast: \u201cI was 18 and I ended up waiting on this table of women, and I got an $800 tip.\u201d&nbsp; After his shift, he spied a limousine outside.&nbsp; The chauffeur walked over to Todd and said, \u201cMy lady would like to speak with you, you were their server this evening.\u201d&nbsp; She lowered the back window and said, \u201cGreat service tonight&#8230;where are you heading?\u201d&nbsp; He told her, and she said, \u201cGet in, I\u2019ll drop you off.\u201d&nbsp; Todd finishes the story by saying, \u201cWell, she didn\u2019t drop me off.&nbsp; Let\u2019s just say that it turned into a very quick encounter that I\u2019m thinking as the sunroof was open, \u2018I\u2019m banging this woman as we\u2019re driving through LA.&nbsp; This is every dream I\u2019ve ever had.\u2019\u201d&nbsp; It sounds more like a dream he had and less like anything real that he experienced.&nbsp; I\u2019m sorry, I just don\u2019t buy it.&nbsp; BTW, he told this whole story while his gleeful \u201cwife\u201d was sitting there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headlines can sometimes be misleading.&nbsp; Like this one: \u201cMassachusetts Teachers Union Plans Drag Show at Conference Next Month\u201d.&nbsp; Not that there\u2019s anything wrong with it, but it makes it sound like a random drag show is popping up at a teaching event.&nbsp; In fact, the \u201cconference\u201d in question is their first LGBTQ+ Conference, where the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95651,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95650\/revisions\/95651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}