{"id":999,"date":"2015-05-17T22:22:52","date_gmt":"2015-05-18T05:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=999"},"modified":"2015-05-17T22:22:52","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T05:22:52","slug":"what-exactly-went-down-with-lance-and-andy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/05\/17\/what-exactly-went-down-with-lance-and-andy\/","title":{"rendered":"What exactly went down with Lance and Andy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Andy Cohen <\/strong>was recently asked to kiss and tell about celebrity sexual encounters. &#8220;The most famous person I ever slept with I guess is <strong>Lance Bass<\/strong>.&#8221; With all due respect to both Andy and Lance, I think many of my readers have slept with more famous people! Even I, your humble scribe, could name someone from my sexual past that would shock you. But I dare not &#8211; this information could seriously affect the outcome of the upcoming presidential election. Regarding sleeping with Cohen, Lance said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to tell you what I do in the bedroom. Sex is a broad term&#8230;like &#8216;Andy banged Lance&#8217; &#8211; when did he ever say that? This is an old story. Three years ago, we told everyone we hooked up. Now it&#8217;s getting into who did who? I can just tell you right now, there was no Andy D going in my B.&#8221; Unless, of course, they were in France &#8211; something tells me Lance&#8217;s &#8220;<em>bouche<\/em>&#8221; was engaged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andy Cohen was recently asked to kiss and tell about celebrity sexual encounters. &#8220;The most famous person I ever slept with I guess is Lance Bass.&#8221; With all due respect to both Andy and Lance, I think many of my readers have slept with more famous people! Even I, your humble scribe, could name someone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1000,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions\/1000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}