“So many closeted men in the Republican party.  The
people who want government out of their lives are obsessed
with controlling other people’s love, bedrooms while lying
about their own.  We see you, we see them, and
guess what?  If you’re a hypocrite, I’m gonna out you.”
– Don Lemon names names, including such alleged self-loathing guys as
Mike Johnson, Benny Johnson, Lindsey Graham, and Tim Scott. 
As I always say, never piss off a gay man with a mike.

In case anybody missed it, Taylor Swift revealed that Travis Kelce has “hot gay friends”.  Of course, she didn’t just say it – if she had, it would have been our opening quote.  Here’s what happened.  Taylor was on Hits Radio in the UK.  She was talking about her song “Wi$h Li$t” (how Ke$ha of her) which has a lyric “Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot.”  She flashed her engagement ring to indicate she had such a friend.  Then co-host James Barr asked, “Does he have any hot gay friends?”  Taylor said “Yeah…I also have a lot of those.”

Someone else with a whole lotta gay friends is the much-beleaguered Kristin Chenoweth.  Let’s skip past the whole ugly-cry-over-Kirk thing – been there, done that, posted the video.  Anyway, Kristin has a whole lot going on.  First up is that Broadway musical The Queen of Versailles, written for her by Stephen Schwartz…and his hair (speaking of Kirk).  Should the musical not work out (nothing is a sure thing on Broadway), Chen has a contingency plan.  She is in the midst of developing yet another sitcom – this time for NBC.  Stumble finds Krissy leading a church choir as part of her community service.  The writer is Alissa Neubauer, who helmed Call Me Kat – another show that never found an audience.  A white version of Sister Act?  How on point.