This week’s Ask Billy question took me by surprise.  Gary in Detroit wrote, “Why did Matt Rogers and Fraser Olender break up?  That really surprised me.”

Wow, that surprised me, too.  Not that I expected them to grow old together and raise a flock of children reminiscent of a Benetton ad.  But, I simply hadn’t heard about this.  Of course, it makes sense – apparently the news only went public as we were preparing this week’s column.  So what did I do?  I called someone more plugged in than moi.  Someone at Bravo – a network where getting plugged in is part of every job description.  Here’s what I heard – it was a mutual decision and they’re still friends.  I traded promises of sexual favors for that?  Clearly I am talking to the wrong people at Bravo.  But, wait a minute – maybe I should talk to someone not working for a network that employs one (if not both) of the parties.  So I called a friend who recently worked with one of them, and he told me they broke up shortly after the Las Culturistas Culture Awards in June.  That struck me as odd because only a month ago, Matt said this on Watch What Happens Live: “He’s as lovely as you probably can guess.”  Really?  Can I guess??  Please?

When I’m not going to guess why a couple broke up, it’s time to end yet another column.  See?  I stick to facts.  If I can’t back it up, I’m not saying it.  Of course, I can back up everything on BillyMasters.com – the site that has never been sued (although Colin Farrell threatened once – but I’m saving that story for the book).  And, trust me, if I come up with some dirt, I’ll share it with you in a future column.  Until then, keep your questions coming.  Send them along to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before something in this column gets cut out of the west coast feed.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

I attempted to flee Boston’s Emerson Colonial Theatre in a panic after the opening night performance of the Broadway-bound play Paranormal Activity.  No, the play didn’t scare me.  I just wanted to beat the crowd to the parking garage!  And in the lobby, I ran smack dab into the doyenne of Boston’s entertainment scene, Joyce Kulhawik.  “I take it you were not convinced,” she said to me with a sly smile.  That’s putting it mildly.  It truly wasn’t all bad.  Leading man Travis A. Knight is delightful to look at…particularly when he takes off his shirt (which happens in the first act).  It’s the script that doesn’t hold up to scrutiny.  Not that I think anyone, including the writer (Levi Holloway), spent much time scrutinizing it.  It strikes me as a play written to shock audiences…and to make money.  It will do both.  After a laborious first act that only gets moving in the last 15 minutes, the second act is chock full of twists and turns that become less and less convincing.  Still, it’s a handsome production, there’s a hot guy to look at, and you’ll jump out of your seat at least once – sounds like a guy I met in Boise, but I digress.  Paranormal Activity plays at bargain prices in Boston until July 30^th.  It hits Broadway on August 14^th.

We interrupt this column with a late-breaking announcement.  Dancing With The Stars pro Gleb Savchenko claims that his wife abducted their kids and moved to Hong Kong.  I’m shocked!  Gleb has kids?  And a wife?!

Despite all the awards and attention Cats: The Jellicle Ball has received, the Broadway production has posted a closing notice.  While the notice was announced by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber himself, he’s also the one complaining about it.  The show was supposed to run until January 17^th, but Lord Andy says it will prematurely close on August 8^th.  “What is happening in front of all who care about the Great White Way breaks my heart.  One of the last things Hal Prince said to me was that it broke his heart that it was impossible for new or daring work to be originated on Broadway anymore.”  That’s a whole lotta heartbreak for one sentence.  ALW continues: “The truth is that, for any show, it makes practically no financial sense to come to Broadway with things as they are.  Creators, writers, and directors have been forced to take minimal royalties from new shows, often surviving on a fixed weekly fee rather than a royalty.  It makes it impossible for young creatives to make a living from theatre alone.  Investors count themselves fortunate indeed if they see a portion of their money back.”  I would hope Andy isn’t implying that he is on the brink of food stamps.  He ends by saying, “Broadway is in dire danger of rivaling Hollywood’s empty soundstages with increasingly dark theatres.”  Not that it’s germane to this conversation, but Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber’s net worth hovers around $1.2 billion.  Not bad for minimal royalties.

Someone who is doing quite well in the theatre is Cole Escola.  The brains behind Oh, Mary! has a new feather in his cap – he’s going to star in a filmed version of the play!  Hot on the heels of the premature departure of comedian Catherine Tate from the title role in the West End production came some good news.  Cole will rejoin that cast – fortuitously in time to film the show on July 28^th.  Joining him from the Broadway cast will be our own Michael Urie as Mary’s teacher.

We interrupt this column for an announcement from Cheyenne Jackson (who, as it happens, also played the role of Mary’s teacher in the Broadway production of Oh, Mary!).  Cheyenne will be bringing his latest solo show to Provincetown.  The Mid Life Torso Tour (and what a torso it is) hits Town Hall on August 2^nd.  It will be presented by Mark Cortale.  You can grab tickets at PtownTownHall.com.

“I never said there was no fire.  It just wasn’t a
raging forest fire.  It was a small kitchen fire that
could have been put out with an extinguisher.” 
– Kevin Spacey responding to Bill Maher’s observation about his multiple
accusers, “Come on, man, there’s too much smoke to be no fire”.

Virtually every week The View makes some sort of news, which is probably why it kicks off its 30^th year on the air in September.  As the ladies prepare to go on summer hiatus, they’re going out with a bang.  This most recent scandal is one that hasn’t gotten much press, but one which I think my readers will particularly find, dare I say, titillating.  The guest was Jennifer Garner, who was promoting The Five-Star Weekend (which looks like fun).  They talked about what her “love language” is (don’t get me started on that).  It was the always-newsworthy Joy Behar who had this confounding question: “You say that food is your love language.  You use it to connect with your three children.  What are their names?  I have to know…I love to know people’s names.”  This is so perplexing on many levels.  First off, I’ve never heard Joy mention being enamored of anyone’s name – including the name of some guests!  Secondly, kids’ names are public knowledge –why the question, unless there’s a point.  And it was obvious there was a point because Garner looked panicked.  That’s when Whoopi jumped in to the rescue with some made-up names (Lasagna, Bobby and something I couldn’t quite make out).  Garner seemed relieved and went on to talk about the kids’ ages and what they are like in generalities.  It all seemed kinda odd.

Even odder is that the entire exchange was crudely cut from the show’s west coast feed and from the version they post online (the original and edited versions can be seen on our website).  Why?  We don’t know for sure, but it is worth noting that the Garner/Affleck middle child was formerly known as Seraphina, came out as transgender, and is now known as Fin.  Perhaps Garner didn’t want to get into this discussion.  But did her people ask that the question be cut, or did “The View” do so preemptively?  Inquiring minds want to know.

But that wasn’t the only View-related headline.  As we all know, Sunny Hostin is a lawyer (like Star Jones before her).  And Sunny has an intriguing new client – her son.  Last month, Gabe Hostin was out jogging near the family’s home in New Rochelle, and inadvertently crossed onto railroad tracks owned by Metro-North.  The cops cited him for trespassing, which led to Mrs. Hostin going to the scene and meeting with the officers.  Despite reports to the contrary, she was calm, cool, collected, and above all, respectful and professional (and appears to be in full hair and makeup).  The cops were likewise chill and simply following protocol.  After the fact, Sunny wrote a letter to the DA asking for the case to be dismissed.  “My client is a 2025 Harvard University graduate with no criminal history or prior contact with the criminal justice system.  He is an avid runner and former Junior Olympian track athlete who was in the area training.  He reasonably believed the area was accessible and had no intention of entering private property unlawfully.  The facts demonstrate that this incident resulted from an honest mistake rather than any criminal intent.  Dismissal would avoid imposing unnecessary consequences on a young man who has demonstrated exceptional character and achievement and who poses no risk to the community.”  His court date is July 31^st.  You can see the police body cam video on BillyMasters.com.

Our Ask Billy question is about something you’d expect me to know nothing about.  Henry in Chicago writes, “What do you know about the gorgeous captain of the Norwegian soccer team?”

Picture it – Billy Masters sitting down to watch not one but two soccer games in their entirety.  That was how I returned from Europe.  More shocking – I enjoyed myself.  And not because of the hot men (shock number three), but because I enjoyed the game.  Where else can you watch 90 minutes of continuous action and end with a score of zero to zero?  Talk about a nail biter!  Of course, the Norwegians scored points during the FIFA quarterfinals thanks to Erling Haaland.  The blond god is 6’5” and turns 26 on July 21.  While Henry didn’t ask, Erling is reportedly straight and has a girlfriend.  He also has an enormous collection of Hermès bags, including Birkins.  Maybe it’s a Nordic thing – like the horns or the man bun!  Sexual preference aside, I suspect Haaland would be quite flattered by your attention, so why not flatter him some more with some hot photos on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re revealing a Viking’s hammer, it’s time to end yet another column.  Looking at those photos, I’m inclined to hammer in the morning and the evening all over this land.  Fun Fact – who knew Vikings were circumcised?  That’s just one of the things you’ll discover on BillyMasters.com – the site that can be seen…even during a total eclipse.  As we went to press, news of the passing of Senator Lindsey Graham was announced – I believe by his close business associate, Benji.  See?  Unlike other defunct outlets, we cover everything.  So send your questions along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Atlantis schedules a Scandinavian excursion!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

We already told you about the Atlantis cruise that was banned from Turkish ports – much to the ire of Miss Patti LuPone, who has never been one to go quietly into that good night.  Due to the scheduling snafu, the ship added stops in Cairo and Crete.  Alas, even that was not smooth sailing.  Cruisers woke up to this notice: “Early this morning, we were informed that Scarlet Lady has been denied entry into Egyptian waters, and, as a result will no longer be able to call into Alexandria today.  I know how much this visit meant to so many of you.  We successfully sailed a similar itinerary last year without issue.”  Our very own Todrick Hall was on board and was not amused – “We’re stranded in the middle of the ocean,” he said, as if he was on the Costa Concordia!  We’re told that the cruise continued to Crete, where I assume the Greeks were far more accommodating.

Parliament House in Orlando, Florida was a legendary complex known for accommodating gents of all ethnicities since 1975.  Like many other things, Parliament was a casualty of Covid and shuttered in November of 2020.  Since then, there have been numerous announcements of a new location, a grand reopening, a new chapter.  This is another one of those stories.  The new Parliament House will allegedly open at 29 South Orange Avenue in Orlando – less than two miles away from the classic location on Orange Blossom Trail.  This venue was formerly a comedy club, and while many things happened at the original location, laughter was rarely one of them (except when my play Hollywood Uncovered ran there in 2002).  More details are slated to be announced “soon” – a date I don’t have on my calendar.  But we do know that the new location will not be a hotel/resort – it will simply be a nightclub.  The owners cited the Pulse Nightclub massacre and said, “We’re going to make it very special again and give them, hopefully, what the community wants and makes them feel safe again.”.

Sometimes things come back.  And then there’s the DataLounge – a somewhat notorious gossip website that started about a year after I began writing this column (things that make you go hmm).  It’s been so many years since I’ve heard anyone mention it, I just assumed it went the way of the Big Wheel and Perez Hilton.  So color me Barbra when the site announced an imminent closing next month.  This inevitably brings up that philosophical question – if a website nobody goes to suddenly shuts down, has anything actually even happened?

Cher is poised to become an animated character.  And who didn’t see this coming?  She is in talks to team up with Bob Geldof (of Live Aid fame) to participate in an animated feature called Fly Squad – First Strike!.  It’s about three insects who enter a chemical plant to find an antidote to a toxin that could kill them all.  Perhaps they should have called it The Last Roundup – but perhaps that’s too on the nose.  Cher’s character would be the mother of the main insect, while Geldof plays an insect rocker organizing Insect Aid.  Why not ask Joan Collins to reprise her memorable role in Empire of the Ants?  I smell a hit – or maybe it’s just citronella!

One of my favorite performers is the luminous Susanna Hoffs (both as a solo artist and with The Bangles).  She’s announced two gigs that couldn’t be more different.  From September 10-16, she will be opening for Billy Idol’s It’s a Nice Day To…Tour Again tour.  Then, from September 21-26, she’ll be at the famed Café Carlyle in NYC.  For a singer-songwriter who enjoys connecting with an audience, this is a perfect gig (her colleague Belinda Carlisle was announced for a two-week run at the legendary venue – Carlisle at the Carlyle – during the summer of 2020, which was cancelled due to Covid).  Here’s another coincidence – back in 2022, The Go-Go’s were announced to open for Idol on a UK tour.  That tour was cancelled due to Idol’s health.

Speaking of Belinda, she just wrapped up as a special guest for Take That’s The Circus Live stadium tour in the UK.  But, fear not – she’s got some special stateside gigs coming up.  She returns to host and perform at her annual Belinda Carlisle’s Animal People Alliance Christmas Party at The Abbey in West Hollywood.  The show is a bit early this year – December 3^rd.  But, you know, she’s a busy gal!  Also appearing at the gig will be Debbie Gibson and Carson Kressley – forever thwarting rumors that they are the same person.  Back to Belinda – she’ll then do a few shows on the east coast as part of her Heavenly Hits tour.  On December 30^th, she’s at Palladium Times Square in NYC.  On New Year’s Eve, she’ll be at the Ridgefield Playhouse in CT.  Then she’s in Bethlehem, PA on January 2^nd.  Get your tickets early.

For the past couple of months, we’ve been monitoring the precarious health of Bonnie Tyler.  Back in May, she was hospitalized in Portugal, which led to intestinal surgery and a medically induced coma.  At the time, doctors were optimistic for a full recovery.  She even reportedly awoke from her coma.  Alas, last week her condition deteriorated.  She passed away at 75.

“But I, you know, had to hire a
professional to teach me how to bottom.” 
– Billy Porter admits that in his younger years,
he was a total top (mostly a “fear-based response”). 
“But by 30, I was ready to be versatile.”  And he never looked back!

Last week, people started talking about the Emmys, which begs the question – is it time for the Emmys already?  Nope.  They don’t take place until September 14^th.  But they announced the name of the host – Mariska Hargitay.  Out of left field?  Perhaps.  But she is a bona fide television star.  One might call her an icon (although I wouldn’t be that one).  She just wrapped her limited run in the Broadway production of Every Brilliant Thing, replacing Daniel Radcliffe – talk about range!  Every Brilliant Thing is now starring Tracee Ellis Ross.  I shudder to think…

Back to the Emmys.  Nominations were announced, and one nod took me aback (which I typically like) – Connor Storrie.  Talk about a back!).  Sure, he made a splash on Heated Rivalry, but this nod was for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series stemming from hosting Saturday Night Live.  Again…range.  What about Heated Rivalry?  The show was shut out for good reason – since it was a Canadian production, it didn’t qualify.  I know many of you will ask about other foreign shows that have won Emmys.  But they only qualify if they’re a co-production with a US company.  While HR is on HBO Max, it was made for the Canadian network, Crave.

This leads to an inevitable Hudson Williams story.  He has a tiny cameo in a short film wearing a skimpy costume.  The flick, Human Nature, premiered at the Run N Gun Film Festival – my invite clearly got lost in the mail.  Williams’ appearance in one of those Borat “mankinis” helped the snippet to win the coveted Audience Choice Award.  That’s the good news.  The bad news is that Hudson was removed from a Peloton ad campaign after a photo of him as a teen surfaced where a bunch of symbols and slogans are drawn on his face – including a swastika and the word AIDS.  The underaged Hudson claims he was completely unaware of what his friends had drawn on his face.  “The markings do not and have never reflected Hudson’s beliefs, values or character.”  If we’ve learned nothing, please remember – friends don’t use Sharpies on friends’ faces!

Another of our favorites made a stir in a short film.  Zane Phillips appears in Something Still, which features the hunk in a steamy three-way.  Like I always say – stick with your strengths, Tracee!  Although the short has turned up at a few film festivals, and some footage has appeared on lesser sites, the full flick has found its way to BillyMasters.com.  You’re welcome.

If the Turks have a problem with a boatload of gay men, I wonder what they’d think of our Ask Billy question.  Wilt in Arizona writes, “Have you seen the photos of Elliot Page?  Man, he’s ripped!!”

I can think of nothing that would make Page any happier than that comment – including the words “man” and “ripped”.  Of course I saw the photos.  They were part of a post from Page praising coach Nolan Hansen – who, FYI founded the Trans Boxing Club (I just got an image of Hillary Swank).  Of Hansen, Page says, “He’s a brilliant teacher, not just in the way he breaks down complex movements, but also in his strategic understanding of boxing and his thoughtful approach to the psychological side of the sport.”  I dunno about all that, but the abs speak for themselves, on BillyMasters.com.

When Elliot is turning my head, it’s time to end yet another column.  And just like that…I’m back in the States!  Well, I will be by the time you read this.  It’s been a long trip and I’m ready to wrap up this long column.  But let me first remind you to peruse BillyMasters.com – the site that clearly caters to everyone.  No matter where you are, no matter how far, I’m here for you.  Send your questions in to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Patti learns the lyrics to “Anything Goes”…in Turkish.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

We keep hearing about the Heated Rivalry cast members picking their follow-up projects with great care.  A horror film, a comedy, a short for a cellular company, etc.  But very little has been said about Francois Arnaud – at least when it comes to his professional life.  And then, the blockbuster announcement – he’ll be one of the leads in the Broadway revival of Richard Greenberg’s play Three Days of Rain.  And he’ll be in good company.  He’ll be joined by Yvonne Strahovski (from The Handmaid’s Tale) and David Corenswet – you know, from Superman.  By the way, Arnaud and Corenswet will both be making their Broadway debuts with this production.  The play has a pretty stellar lineage on the Great White Way.  The original 1997 cast included Patricia Clarkson, John Slattery and Bradley Whitford.  And the 2006 revival starred Julia Roberts, Paul Rudd and Bradley Cooper.  So, this revival (opening in February) is sizing up to be quite an event.

The aforementioned Bradley Whitford is also returning to the stage next year…in a revival of Aaron Sorkin’s A Few Good Men.  Before it was a blockbuster film, it was a play on Broadway in 1989.  Fun Fact – Whitford, who has a long history with Sorkin, made his Broadway debut in the original production as an understudy and eventually played the lead role.  In the upcoming revival, he’ll be assuming the role immortalized on film by Jack Nicholson.  Performances begin on October 8^th.

We interrupt this column to bring you a message from Miss Patti LuPone: “I am shocked.  The Atlantis cruise I am performing on next week has been banned from entering Turkey.  A ship – a magnificent ship – full of well-heeled gay men.  And me.  Denied entry to Turkey simply because of who is on board.  I am furious, but I am sailing, as the ship will make other ports of call.  I am ready to perform for all the wonderful men on this Atlantis cruise, who deserve so much better than this.”  Why, I am shocked!  Shocked that Patti didn’t use more colorful language, more capital letters, and more exclamation points!

Let me expound on LuPone’s statement, not that she needs any help from moi.  Atlantis’ Mediterranean cruise departed Athens on July 5th and will end up in Venice – or will it?  It had scheduled ports in the Turkish town of Kusadasi and Istanbul.  Hours before the ship left Athens, Turkish officials squashed the event, claiming the charter is filled with people “known for behaviors incompatible with the fabric of our society and our moral values”.  The authorities also shut down a gay nightclub in Istanbul (not Constantinople) that was promoting the cruise.  For their part, Atlantis scrambled and added stops in Cairo and Crete – which sounds more fun to me anyway.  It’s worth noting that the vessel for this venture is owned by Virgin Voyages and is called the Scarlet Lady.

Every time Colton Underwood makes a revelation, I like him just a little bit less.  He all but admits how calculated his “coming out process” was (a process that conveniently happened after cashing checks from three seasons wooing women on various Bachelor programs).  “To protect myself, I would only hook up with married straight men.”  OK, let me stop right there – no “married straight men” are hooking up with guys.  A friend of mine says he only hooks up with straight guys that want blow jobs.  If they want blow jobs from other guys, they may not be gay, but they’re certainly not straight.  Colton clarifies: “When I was in the closet, the only time I would ever hook up with men was if they were married because they have more to lose than I did.”  What he’s actually saying is he only hooked up with other closeted (or questioning) men.  He adds, “So, if they tried to, you know, ruin my career and my life for football, they had a whole family that they’d be risking as well.  It’s a messed-up thing to think through.”  Yes, it’s messed up.  Colton was willing to ruin someone else’s life if push came to shove.  He admits, “It was just like a way to protect myself.  I mean, looking back on it now, I wish I would have been a little bit more vulnerable about just talking about my struggle with my sexuality.  I think there could have been something just interesting in that conversation.”  It certainly would have been a helluva lot more interesting than this one!

“Marry her, Charley.  Just because she’s a thief
and a hitter doesn’t mean she’s not a good
woman in all the other departments.” 
– Angelica Huston to Jack Nicholson in Prizzi’s Honor.

Last week, Karamo Brown (from Queer Eye) revealed that he is “dating a celebrity”.  The next day, photos were published of Karamo out with none other than Jussie Smollett (from late-night strolls on the streets of Chicago).  Still, if I were sleeping with everyone I was photographed with, I’d be awfully busy…and sore.  The photos were snapped at various times during a day in LA – hiking, running errands, having lunch.  Nothing unusual about that.  What about photos of an LAX liplock?  And there’s your smoking gun.  Adding fuel to the fire, Smollett performed at Harlem Pride’s 17 Shades of Pride event, and a special someone was there to cheer him on.  It should be noted that Jussie and Karamo have known each other for years.  In fact, Smollett called Karamo “my dear friend, my brother, my comrade” when he presented him with the HRC Visibility Awards in 2018 (a video which you can see on BillyMasters.com).  Normally, I’d think it’s unlikely that two gay men who have been platonic friends for years suddenly started dating – unless they were both always hot for each other and unavailable.  Of course, I never was interested in someone who had been with two Nigerian bodybuilders!  On a podcast, Karamo said that he was “one hundred percent sure” that this beau is “the one”.  “I’ve met my equal…That’s the reason why we’re taking it slow and – not taking it slow, we are deep in love – but why we are not public yet, because we don’t want comments.  We are protecting the love we have, because I do believe this is going to be my husband.  I believe this is going to be my forever person.  I feel it every day.”  He added, “It’s not like we’re hiding.  We go out, we do whatever.  We’re together, we hold hands everywhere.”  Bing, bing, bing!

In even more shocking news, David Geffen has been spotted with his ex, David Armstrong/Donovan Michaels.  Not only were they spotted together, but they were on Geffen’s yacht in Mallorca, Spain.  You’ll recall that their divorce (finalized in April) was quite contentious.  Rumor has it that Geffen had to pay out roughly $15 to $30 million.  Maybe he negotiated something in return for those payments – you know, like that prenup Ari made with Jackie.  A sort of “pay-for-play” situation.  I’ve always suspected Geffen didn’t necessarily want a hubby, but wanted something that the husband could, shall we say, “provide”.  Photos will surely turn up on our website.

Since I’m weighing in on other people’s lives, I suppose it’s time for me to make a confession.  As you know, I’m always on the road, or at my sumptuous beach house in Fort Lauderdale, or with Big Mama Masters in Boston.  You know where I rarely am?  At my West Hollywood abode.  So when my good friend Armie Hammer became homeless, I had to help.  “Armie,” I said months ago, “Why don’t you crash on my sofa?”  He wondered why he couldn’t sleep in my bed since it was empty, but there are limits to my friendship.  I thought this was just a private arrangement, but last week he spilled the beans.  According to The Hollywood Reporter, “For a stretch, he was couch surfing, staying in friends’ places while they traveled.”  You’re welcome.

This is a perfect transition to our Ask Billy question.  Rod somewhere in the iCloud asks, “Did you see that Jeff Stryker posted on his Facebook page that he’s looking for networks to produce a documentary, a bio docuseries and audiobooks?  Would any network besides Logo be interested?”

I think Logo would be the last network to pick it up since they no longer produce original content.  Although it might fit in well nestled between Three’s Company and Mama’s Family reruns!  Jeff has been trying to get some traction on his story for some time.  A few years ago, it looked like a documentary might happen, and then it didn’t.  At one point, it was going to be a book (maybe Liza could help him).  I never count out the ever-resilient Stryker, even on this long-gestating project.  How long?  The contact info on all material is a Hotmail account!

When I’m developing a gay Amish reality show, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  And I think I’ve come up with the title – Amish Behavin’!  Oh, I smell a hit…or something.  I may have left Italy, but I’m still overseas.  Where?  Let’s just say I met three men named Zoltan before clearing customs!  While I partake of some other local customs, you can check out BillyMasters.com – the site that has something for everybody.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Stryker or Hotmail make a comeback!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

New York’s hottest night of the year took place last week with the return of the annual Broadway Bares benefit.  Since 1992, Jerry Mitchell has helped raise over $33 million for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.  This year’s extravaganza brought in $2,534,428 – breaking the previous year’s record.  Mark MacKillop once again topped himself (which, experience has shown, could land you in the ER).  He brought in a staggering $227,371, roughly $200K more than the second-highest earner (Ricky Schroeder, Jerry Mitchell’s hunky hubby).  Fun fact – MacKillop has raised over one MILLION dollars for BC/EFA.  If I were a betting man, I’d count on some videos and photos showing up on BillyMasters.com.

As I was leaving Italy, Chris Appleton (former Mr. Lukas Gage) docked in Positano and wasted no time stripping down to his Speedo.  This vacation is fortuitous because he’s about to be very busy.  He’ll be one of the competitors on the upcoming season of Strictly Come Dancing (the UK version of Dancing with the Stars).  While Lukas will likely not be cheering on his ex, Appleton’s kids will be ringside most weeks.  You didn’t know he had kids?  Prior to coming out at 26, he was with Katie Katon for about 9 years (he was married to Lukas less than 9 months).  Chris has a 24-year-old son named Billy and a 22-year-old daughter, Kitty-Blu – which I thought was a product in my local Petco.  Anyhoo, you can check out his hot Speedo shots on our website.

Only a few days into the summer and we have a rerun.  It’s been less than a month since the arrest of adult film star Drake Von (aka Dawson Bacon – which certainly sounds like more of a gay porn name to moi).  He termed that incident a “publicity stunt”.  Doesn’t sound like he’s very good at stunts because a few days ago, he crashed his Tesla into a Kia Soul!  He told police that he hadn’t had a drop of alcohol in over a week.  But the cops reportedly found 13 nitrous oxide tanks in his car, along with balloons and rubber bands.  He agreed to take a sobriety test.  While we don’t know the results, he was taken away in handcuffs – which he should be used to by now!  All of these incidents took place in Las Vegas – a city known for all sorts of stunts (it’s also where Appleton and Gage wed).  Regarding that earlier “stunt”, we’ve learned that it started when his galpal Quinn threw his Louis Vuitton promise ring out of a moving car (how Jonas Brothers of her).  When they got home, Von reportedly took Quinn’s cell phone and said if she wanted it back, she’d have to get on her knees and apologize to him.  Talk about art imitating life!  When the police arrived, they saw an empty magazine from a firearm on his coffee table and called in a SWAT team.  Frankly, it all sounds far too dramatic for porn – gay or straight!

Even off the air, Queer Eye keeps making news.  Suddenly another person is dishing some dirt…going all the way back to season one.  Tan France claims that prior to the 2018 premiere, he was involved in a tense confrontation.  “I’ve never said this before, and I won’t say who it was, but during filming of that first season, somebody on the cast was quite frustrated with me when they found out that I wasn’t out to my family.”  I have so many comments.  First, you’re cast on a show called Queer Eye.  You know it’s going to be on TV.  You surely understand that people are going to watch it and your family is going to find out you’re gay – unless, of course, they’re Amish!  Sidebar – I think I just stumbled onto a great idea for a new reality show.  Putting that all aside, do I believe that everybody has the right to come out in their own time and in their own way?  Yes.  Allegedly, the co-star who had an issue with Tan also said the following: “You’re kind of a traitor to us on the show if you’re not out.  Like, how can you be on Queer Eye and not be singing it from the rooftops?”  Once again, I’m of two minds.  First, I think we’re throwing the word “traitors” around more than Alan Cumming.  Also, why do gays have to sing from rooftops?  France put a button on it: “You have no idea what my experience is as a queer Muslim, a queer brown person, a queer immigrant.”  That’s true – but I do have a very good idea of what anybody’s experience would be being a closeted gay person on a gay television reality show.

Matteo Lane made a revelation of his own – he and hubby Rodrigo Aburto have split up.  You’ll recall, Matteo and Rodrigo had a whirlwind courtship in 2023.  They flirted online in March, met in April, married in August.  Hey, sometimes it works.  Alas, this wasn’t one of those times.  Eagle-eyed fans were the first to notice.  Back in May of 2025, Rodrigo deleted all photos with Matteo from social media.  And in September, Matteo posted photos with an Italian model named Gianluca Volgare.  Finally, Matteo decided to address it all on his podcast.  “I don’t know how to say this.  Rodrigo and I did break up.  I know a lot of people have been asking about it.  Yeah, we did break up, but the good thing about this is that him and I are still friends with each other.”  Like me, Matteo knows that the best material comes from experience.  “I called him and I was like, ‘Hey, I have a bunch of jokes.  I want to read them over with you first because I wouldn’t want to talk on stage without you knowing.’”  Rodrigo laughed and felt the material was fine.  And for the record, Matteo and Gianluca did indeed date briefly.

“Well, I think it’s interesting when
someone says to their doctor,
‘I’d like to look younger than my children.’” 
– Rosie O’Donnell to Andy Cohen when he asked
her opinion on Kris Jenner’s facelift.

Our first story is not much of a story at all.  In fact, it was preordained – perhaps in the stars, perhaps by the gods, perhaps by Billy himself.  It concerns the recent Liza at 80 concert at Carnegie Hall.  You didn’t have to be psychic to know Liza would not appear – regardless of her saying she “hoped” to attend.  One of the participants, Andrew Rannells, dutifully told Andy Cohen that Liza would not only be there, she actually selected all of the performers AND what they would perform.  Of course, he also believed Minnelli read her audiobook, so he’s a questionable source at best.  Oh, but it gets better.  It’s also been claimed that Liza wrote the entire script for the show herself.  Yeah, and she wrote her autobiography, too!  On that topic, Minnelli’s bestie Michael Feinstein performed at the concert.  Sister Lorna Luft also appeared.  So if Liza couldn’t be there…well, that speaks volumes.

In a related story, The Wizard of Oz at The Sphere in Las Vegas has brought in over $400 million.  So the venue has been on the lookout for another film that would lend itself to the interactive venue.  And I think they’ve come up with the perfect candidate – The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  The cult classic, which has been interactive since it debuted in 1975, seems like a perfect fit for 2027.  A spokesperson said, “With Sphere, we have the opportunity to take that spirit of immersion to an entirely new level.”  I would recommend wearing a slicker!

An old story surfaced in our Ask Billy sack a couple of weeks ago.  Roger in Phoenix asks, “What’s going on with Lil Nas X?  I would think you’d have an update by now.”

I held onto this question until there was something to actually report.  Lil Nas X has finally emerged from his cocoon to let us know what’s been going on.  First things first – he looks great and appears to be in good spirits!  He’s somewhat tentative when it comes to his revelations – understandably so.  He says that he spent a few months in rehab and, since then, has been splitting his time between Atlanta with family or in LA alone.  He’s continuing therapy, which he’s finding helpful.  And he’s been diagnosed with bipolar disorder (the late-night strolls in undies and cowboy boots were clearly a sign).  “I feel like I had known for the past few years, but I didn’t want to admit to it because I didn’t want to have to take medication and, I dunno, have people think differently of me.  I dunno – I’m already black and gay!  Damn, God, I’m black, gay and bipolar!  I’m like living life on like extreme hard mode.  But on a serious note, I’m doing much better.  I’m doing better.  I’m feeling better.  I’m creating freely.  And there’s less fear in my heart.”  If he feels as good as he looks, he’s definitely on the right path!  You can see his full statement on BillyMasters.com.

When stars are showing up in “our” places, it’s definitely time for me to end yet another column.  While all of these luminaries are frolicking in the States, I’m still cavorting on the Continent.  But no matter where I am, the one thing that never gets neglected is BillyMasters.com – the site that tells (and shows) all.  If you’ve got a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Billy Porter brings Hasselbeck to her first drag brunch!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Knowing how to wrap up a beloved series is a tricky thing.  It rarely lives up to expectations.  I love Hacks, but felt the final season kinda limped along without the fervor of previous years.  That said, I did find the last episode touching and fitting.  It inspired me to revisit the series’ original pilot.  That’s when I realized how PERFECT the finale was.  A work of genius.  While I don’t love how they got there, they pulled it off.  Bravo!

Speaking of Hacks, it was only at the end of the run that Paul W. Downs showed off virtually every inch of his beautiful body on the show.  We ogled his physical perfection, and wondered why he hadn’t been flaunting it forever.  He heard our cries – or, more likely, decided that with Hacks in the rearview mirror, he could distract us.  What other reason could there be for him to recreate Marky Mark’s iconic Calvin Klein undies photo shoot for Paper?  While he doesn’t seem to possess Wahlberg’s “largess”, he certainly makes up for it with his tight and toned torso – surely wasted on a straight guy.  He even indulged in a number of shots with his Hacks cohort, Meg Stalter, taking up where Kate Moss left off.  The sizzling snaps can be seen on BillyMasters.com.

In case you wanted even more of the Hacks hunk, Downs mounted the stage of the Las Culturistas Culture Awards on Bravo.  He accepted The Shrek Award for Top Thing We Want to Do to That Green Guy – in full Shrek regalia, including the little brown vest and green body paint.  While in character, he didn’t rule out using a double-headed dildo (filing that away for future reference).  You can see the entire bit on our website.

The scene-stealing Stalter is poised to make her Broadway debut in Oh, Mary.  Could it be that, like Maya Rudolph, she will prove that a woman can actually play the role of Mary Todd Lincoln and do well at the box office?  We’ll find out when she debuts on July 6^th.  She’s scheduled to stay with the show until September 12^th.

If there’s a show that works with stunt casting, it’s Jesus Christ Superstar.  You’d think it couldn’t get more stunty than last summer’s Hollywood Bowl production with Cynthia Erivo and Adam Lambert.  But let me tell you about a production that already played Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre in London.  After winning all sorts of awards, it just transferred to the London Palladium, where it will play until September 5^th.  And, kinda like Chicago on Broadway, there will be a rash of rotating Herods – most notably Jesse Tyler Ferguson (June 20 – July 11) and Boy George (August 3-15).  Due to demand, the production will then transfer to the Theatre Royal Drury Lane in the fall and feature a few fantastic fellas in the role.  Even more intriguing are Matt Bomer (October 16-31), Bob the Drag Queen (November 16-21), and Michael Ball (November 23 – December 5).  Praise the Lord!

Last week, Pete Buttigieg shared this on social media.  “Eight years married and I still can’t get enough of that smile.  Happy Anniversary, my love!”  Proving that there’s someone for everyone!

Meanwhile on the Left Coast, Kamala Harris and hubby Doug Emhoff popped into The Abbey in West Hollywood.  “She just stopped in randomly for no reason other than to hug people, shake hands and wish everyone happy Pride,” said one patron who was there.  “There was nothing going on.  She just went into the dance area and walked over to the Chapel.  Everyone started cheering.”  We hear she stayed for about 20 minutes.  Secret Service agents were there but stood far away to give her the opportunity to talk to patrons and take some selfies.  I couldn’t help but think she might have made a better Grand Marshal candidate than Kathy Hilton!

Not to be outdone, my beloved Ptown got a quickie visit from Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.  They were in town for a sold-out screening at the Provincetown International Film Festival.  Their flick, Family Movie, was truly a family affair.  They not only co-wrote, co-produced, and co-directed the horror-comedy, they even co-starred in it…with their kids!  While in Ptown, they checked out some of my favorite haunts, including Joe Coffee and the Shipwreck Lounge.  And like Kamala, they even posed for photos, which you can see on BillyMasters.com.

“Are you his interpreter or are
you his Vice President?  Come on!” 
– Joy Behar to JD Vance after he tried to explain
El Presidente’s comment, “I love the inflation”.

They say no television show sells more books than The View.  JD Vance may be many things, but he’s not stupid.  So into the lion’s den he went – and came out a winner.  You’ll find no bigger fan of The View than moi, but sometimes less is more.  A good host gets out a specific question, lets the guest answer, and perhaps asks a follow-up.  What happened here is there were simply too many people at the table.  Multiple hosts chimed in on the same question, so all Vance had to do was sit back with a bemused smirk on his face and then pivot.  Alyssa wanted to ask about the Iran deal.  Didn’t get to it.  Will El Presidente ever leave office?  Who knows?  Is Vance planning to run in 2028?  Never asked.  I hate to agree with someone who gives Ivanka and the Bush twins a run for their money in the Republican nepo-baby sweepstakes, but Princess McCain probably summed it up best: “After all these years, they still get basic facts wrong, flub easy questions and can’t get through a segment without yelling at each other.  Vance handled it all very well.”

Then JD made this confession to FOX News: “Honestly, I expected them to be absolutely vicious, and they were only a little bit vicious.  It wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”  He added that during a commercial break, Joy Behar said, “You know what?  You’re pretty good…for a Republican!”  Joy admitted she told him off camera that he should run for president because he has a “good vibe”.  She hastened to add that she wouldn’t vote for him.

Billy Porter dropped by CBS Mornings to promote his run in La Cage aux Folles, only to find himself being interviewed by Gayle King and another former View co-host.  Elisabeth Hasselbeck was filling in!  On the topic of La Cage, Lizzie said, “It’s funny, in that little tease you talked about not being a sports person.  I’m not really a drag person, but I’m a person person, so we get to be who we are, and I love that about our world, right?”  Billy laughed in that perplexed type of way.  You can see this curious exchange on BillyMasters.com.

Yet another View alum is returning to the airwaves.  As you know, Jimmy Kimmel often has friends fill in during his vacations.  One in particular will surely make headlines.  “As a special treat for our commander-in-chief, I asked one of his all-time favorites, Rosie O’Donnell, to be here to keep the hits coming.  So, you’re welcome.  And all I ask in return, Mr. President, is that you don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone.”  Rosie is scheduled to host the week of August 17^th.  I’m sure El Presidente will be tuning in!  Before that, Rosie will be performing her latest one-woman show, Common Knowledge, at the Daryl Roth Theatre off-Broadway July 22 – August 8.  It previously had sold-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as well as Dublin, Sydney, Melbourne, and Glasgow.

Nicholas Galitzine doesn’t seem to stop.  Sure, he’s gracing the big screen in the Masters of the Universe remake and soon to be on the small screen in the Red, White and Royal Blue sequel.  He’s also signed on to play Hoyt Richards in a new biopic directed by Gus Van Sant.  Hoyt is often called the first male supermodel since he worked with everyone in the ‘80s.  You can learn all sorts of things about Richards in a three-part HBO documentary that just came out, called Bring Me The Beauties – A Model Cult.  Hoyt was allegedly bilked out of millions by the Eternal Values cult that preyed upon male models – so kinda like a Jeffrey Epstein for boys!

Our Ask Billy question this week came from Josh in Dallas.  “I just saw some photos of Mark-Paul Gosselaar on stage in a half shirt and short shorts.  And he looked HAWT!  What was that all about?”

The former Saved By The Bell hunk was showing off his physique to promote his new series at the Bell Media Upfronts in Toronto.  The Canadian sitcom is called Bulges, which follows “the eccentric staff at an iconic, once-thriving all-male restaurant in Niagara Falls”, that was considered Hooters for women (or, I hasten to add, gay men).  Gosselaar credits his taut torso on two things.  No, not Tai Chi Walking!  Jiu-Jitsu and his diet.  “I don’t eat as much as I used to.  I’ve gotten to the point where I just eat really good foods when I want to and I don’t feel so, ‘Oh my gosh, I didn’t get my protein in after my workout.’”  I’m sorry, did he just say “oh my gosh”?  Frankly, I don’t care what he says, if he looks as good as he does on BillyMasters.com.

When Bulges are busting out all over, it’s time for me to end yet another column.  Isn’t that what’s supposed to happen in Pride/Family month?  Thinking of things that could go well together, I bet Gosselaar would look good in some of Ann-Margret’s outfits.  While he checks out her wares, you can check out BillyMasters.com – the only site that could compare those two performers.  Feel free to send all your deep, burning questions along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone squeezes into Ann-Margret’s red, white and blue bodysuit for the 250^th festivities!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

The legendary Ann-Margret is auctioning off some of her baubles, bangles and beads.  These include a colorful assortment of frocks for stage, screen, and just dusting around the house.  Many are by Bob Mackie, but there are a few Nolan Miller and Elizabeth Courtney items thrown in.  There’s a red, white, and blue bodysuit which she apparently wore to the White House in 1975 (pre-Bicentennial), a bangled number which she wore to sing to President John F. Kennedy, and even a black satin dress worn to the 1977 Academy Awards, which is only slightly diminished in value because she let Sabrina Carpenter wear it to a Met Gala dinner.  But it’s not just clothes.  She’s even got a full-sized pinball machine commemorating her time in Tommy!  And why not throw in an animated cel of her as Ann–Margrock!  There’s also a lock of A-M’s hair for a collector who hopes to one day grow their own Ann-Margret!  The Ann-Margret Collection hits Julien’s Auctions on June 23^rd at 10AM Pacific.

In my haste to deliver some late-breaking Tonys news, I neglected to send congrats out to Qween Jean, the costume designer of Cats: The Jellicle Ball.  Qween became the first openly trans person to win a Tony Award, and how fitting that the show is set in the legendary NYC ballroom scene.  “We are here for the legacy of queer people, trans people.  We are taking up space in ways we have to take up space.  We have to shift the paradigm.”  Congrats!

Back when Billy Porter was on death’s doorstep with sepsis, someone very close to him called me up to say he’d be fine.  How could this person be sure?  Because Billy was dying to do a revival of Jerry Herman’s La Cage aux Folles.  Let that be a lesson to you – always have something to live for.  Porter is poised to kick off performances of the musical – with Wayne Brady by his side.  The production comes to us courtesy of the Encores! series at New York City Center.  This is the same group that brought us such semi-staged productions as the recent transfer of Once Upon a Mattress, to say nothing of a little musical called Chicago, which just celebrated 30 years on Broadway.  While I don’t expect La Cage to match that success, I think it could have a mighty healthy transfer if the videos from rehearsal are any indication.  You can check them out on BillyMasters.com.

Rumors are picking up steam about Jamie Lloyd planning to direct a new production of Stephen Sondheim’s Passion.  Sure, the show returning to Broadway is enough to generate gossip, but the casting of Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Groff is certainly whetting people’s appetites (please, oh please, don’t let Groff’s best friend get cast as Clara).  While some are skeptical this Passion project will happen, it ain’t such an outrageous proposition.  Lloyd previously directed a production of the musical at London’s Donmar Warehouse way back in 2010, where it starred Elena Roger.  And, fun fact – this would be a reunion for Groff and Erivo since they previously did a one-night-only concert of How To Succeed in Business in London back in 2015.

I’m looking forward to Julia Louis-Dreyfus finally making her Broadway debut in a revival of Other Desert Cities alongside Allison Janney, Ed Harris and Lily Rabe.  Since there has been some speculation, let me clear one thing up – Julia is playing the role of Polly, which was originated by Stockard Channing.  Allison is playing Silda, previously played by Judith Light (and Linda Lavin off-Broadway).  They’ll be directed by John Benjamin Hickey.

In a somewhat curious casting notice, London’s West End will get a new production of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? this fall.  The battling couple will be portrayed by Gillian Anderson and Billy Crudup.  I’m putting my skepticism aside because this production will be directed by Marianne Elliott.  So perhaps Billy will play Martha!

A couple of months ago, I reviewed the world premiere of Matthew Lombardo’s play When Playwrights Kill, which took place in Boston.  The two leading actors, Beth Leavel and Matt Doyle, are reuniting for Hello, Dolly! at the Ogunquit Playhouse from June 18^th through July 18^th.  Grab your tickets at OgunquitPlayhouse.org.

“I’m sure you hear this all the time, but
you look exactly like Rod Stewart.” 
– What I heard from a checkout clerk.  I would have been
complimented had she said “a young Rod Stewart”.

You know it’s summer when Billy has left the country.  Yes, once again, it’s time for another European adventure – sans Beverly D’Angelo.  I can’t say it was a smooth trip overseas, but at least I made it in one piece.  While my full itinerary is one of those well-kept secrets that only members of Congress seem capable of, it does include checking out some real estate.  After all, you never know when the climate back home could get a bit too hot.

Speaking of overseas property, lots of people have been asking me about the protests against the Trump family in Albania.  Let me give you some backstory.  One of the biggest resources Albania has to offer is natural beauty.  Due to their isolationism since World War II through the 1990s, most of their land has been undeveloped – something they used to be very proud of.  Untouched beachfront on the Adriatic and Ionian Seas is a very valuable commodity.  So when Jared Kushner offered Albania over $4 billion to purchase land on the Narta Lagoon along with the island of Sazan, Prime Minister Edi Rama leapt.  It should also be noted that Kushner’s Albanian proposal came about after a similar deal in Serbia fell apart amidst criminal charges of falsifying documents.  Anyway, the Albanian people ain’t so happy with this.  They point out that the protected wetland is home to flamingos, seals, and sea turtles.  Thousands of protesters swarmed the area as well as the capital.  One person said, “It’s not right that some corrupt politicians who run Albania can decide what they can do with our property.”  Perhaps they’ve not heard of the East Wing.  Plus, what better place for a former ruler than a country without an extradition agreement?

Meanwhile back in my adopted Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis was not content with his war on Pride.  He’s decided that June would be the perfect time for Faith and Family Month.  And he’s emphasized he means the “Biblical family unit”.  But which Bible?  Since lots of Jewish people live in Florida, is it just the Old Testament?  Isn’t that the part that says we can’t eat seafood and pork?  So much for my scallops wrapped in bacon!  And did you know that DeSantis was once a member of the Navy, a JAG officer, and advisor to SEAL Team One?  I’m guessing he got past that “Thou shalt not kill” commandment.  He also seems to not care about that “judge not lest ye be judged”.  Who said that?  Was it Matthew?  Or Deuteronomy?  I’m not sure, but it’s someone who was in Cats, I’m sure.  I’ve never been a big fan of picking and choosing – especially when you’re choosing for others.

This week’s Ask Billy question came from Mark in Boston.  “I just heard that gay porn star Drake Von was arrested for attempting to strangle his partner in Las Vegas.  Is it true?  And could you post his mugshot?

TMZ first reported that Von (real name Dawson Bacon) was arrested in Las Vegas on June 3^rd.  When the accuser was identified, we learned she’s a female named Quinn!  She claims to have blacked out after Von “restricted her breathing”.  She says he slammed her to the ground and told her to get on her knees and beg if she really wanted her phone back (sounds like he confused her with one of his on-screen sexual partners).  Somehow, she escaped and called 911.  A video of Von’s arrest has emerged.  While an officer cuffs him and places him in the back of the patrol car, they casually discuss their favorite performers at the EDC – an electronic dance music festival that took place in Vegas weeks earlier.  Drake was charged with felony domestic battery by strangulation, felony coercion constituting domestic violence, and misdemeanor domestic battery.  He was held on a bond of $25,246.  After being released, Drake said, “All allegations are false, charges will be dropped, and it was all a misunderstanding.”  He later said, “I’m very good mentally.  This was all a publicity stunt.”  Giving credence to the “publicity stunt” angle is a photo Quinn posted of herself bent over and dressed as a cop with Von behind her in an orange jump suit.  Have we all been had?  Check out the photos and videos on BillyMasters.com.

When someone is able to pull the wool over Harvey Levin’s eyes, it’s time for me to end yet another column.  At least I had the good sense to be skeptical!  For more in-depth reporting, check out BillyMasters.com – the site that’s got a whole lotta allegations but not a single conviction.  If you need me to run a background check on anyone, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Drake Von is named Grand Marshal of some city’s Pride Parade!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

This column comes moments after the Tony Awards.  I intentionally left this paragraph blank in hopes that something truly noteworthy would happen.  Given the host, I knew there was a chance P!NK would plummet from the rafters during one of her inevitable aerial stunts.  And sure enough, she flew in – as Peter Pan singing, “I’m Flying!”  She was helped down by former Tony host, Neil Patrick Harris, who cheekily said, “Haven’t you heard?  The flying twinks are all vampires now.”  She then segued into an all-star opening called “Leading Lady Marmalade”, joined by numerous hunks, starlets, “dolls”, and various Broadway luminaries…and Lea Michele.  P!nk certainly proved she had the pipes (and the gams).  I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the hot blond guy helping winners from stage right.  And, for the love of God, could Paul Rudd have straightened Alden Ehrenreich’s tie before his speech?  If the point of the Tonys is to drive tourism to Broadway, I’d say mission accomplished.

The Tony Award-winning musical Chicago is known for stunt casting – usually centered around the role of Roxie Hart.  People from Christie Brinkley to Pamela Anderson have left their mark on the role.  Occasionally the part of Billy Flynn is assumed by such luminaries as Usher, George Hamilton, Taye Diggs, Mark Ballas, Colman Domingo, and even Jerry Springer.  The next Billy Flynn will be another member of our community.  Starting on June 22^nd, Matteo Lane joins the cast (you’ll be forgiven for thinking he’d play Mary Sunshine).  As with most of these other people, this will mark Matteo’s Broadway debut.

Speaking of Chicago, the Chicago Shakespeare Theater is presenting the North American premiere of the stage version of Brokeback Mountain.  I reviewed the West End world premiere of this play back in 2023 when it starred Lucas Hedges and Mike Faist.  I thoroughly enjoyed it (which is saying something, since I loathed the film).  This production stars Harrison Ball and Jack Cameron Kay and runs through June 28^th.  You can get more info at ChicagoShakes.com.

Turning my attention to a non-menstruating queer group, the cast issues with now-defunct Queer Eye are back in the news.  The unemployed Karamo Brown finally spoke out, exclusively to People magazine (in return for a cover, no doubt).  As had been rumored, the final straw came when Brown’s mom was in the control room during a taping and heard several of his costars criticizing him (Van Ness, France and Porowski were in the conversation).  “The thing I know is the tears I saw in my mother’s eyes.  She kept repeating, ‘I thought they were your friends.’  It made me realize I can no longer stay silent about how often I was made to feel like an outsider.”  Karamo also reveals that a sexual harassment complaint was filed during the first days of the show when he was “fun and flirty” with a costar.  He claims the complaint came from a third party and was resolved (but insiders say that is not exactly what happened).  Karamo adds, “I think we all deserve a bit of grace for how we handled ourselves and one another.  We were just doing our best.  It may not have felt like that in the moment, but it’s very clear to me now.”

Some people work together and create real friendships.  Take Jonathan Groff and Daniel Radcliffe.  They got extremely close during their time on and off-Broadway in Merrily We Roll Along in 2023 and 2024 (which earned them each a Tony Award).  They both went on to do other Broadway projects (Groff in Just In Time and Radcliffe in Every Brilliant Thing).  But they are reuniting for a film project.  Radcliffe was already signed for Trust the Man, which is termed as a “Vietnam War thriller”.  And now, Groff has signed on to costar.

“A lot of celebrities are expected to be at the
Garden on Monday…This would be the first time
Trump has appeared at a court in New York
since being convicted of 34 felonies…
You’d think Trump would be rooting for the
Spurs, right?  It’s what got him out of Vietnam.” 
– Jimmy Kimmel has some fun with El Presidente’s expected
appearance at Game Three of the Knicks/Spurs NBA Finals.

Picture it – West Hollywood, 2005.  I was hosting LA Pride for the umpteenth time when controversy reared its ugly head.  There were threats of protests over the choice of Grand Marshal, Paris Hilton.  People felt the honor was being given out solely to capitalize on Hilton’s show The Simple Life and get mainstream media coverage (which is exactly what happened).  The situation was slightly diffused by also naming Hilton’s mom Kathy as a Co-Marshal.  And here we are, 20 years later, with Kathy Hilton being protested after being named Grand Marshal.  The discussions started when Indigenous Pride LA cancelled their participation in the event due to Hilton’s connection with Donald Trump.  “Many within our Two-Spirit, Indigiqueer, and Indigenous LGBTQPAI+ circles feel this year’s Grand Marshal choice does not align with the values, lived experiences, and spirit of Pride we seek to uplift.”  I have so many questions – starting with when, oh when, will we stop adding letters to our community?

The protest picked up steam.  Days before the event, Hilton withdrew.  “I am honored to have been considered for this recognition and appreciative of the support I have received from members of the community that means a great deal to so many people.  Pride is, and always will be, about celebrating and uplifting LGBTQ+ voices, experiences, and achievements.”  The carefully crafted statement goes on to list her long association with various AIDS charities.  And WeHo Pride replaced her with…NO ONE!  “As Pride has always belonged to the community, after thoughtful discussions, the City of West Hollywood, the WeHo Pride production team, and Kathy Hilton have determined that the 2026 WeHo Pride Parade will not designate a Grand Marshal Icon honoree.”

In the aftermath, the iconic Lady Bunny weighed in: “May I suggest that next year, WeHo Pride actually take pride in their community and choose a local volunteer who’s toiled for years donating their time to a beloved LA charity?”  Good idea – many cities have a Grand Marshal and Honorary (or Celebrity) Grand Marshal.  While I’m mentioning Bunny, she had some concerns about my recent report on her being cancelled from a crocheting gig in Fort Lauderdale (look it up).  She felt it was not clear when I said she once went after me on stage, that the incident was all in fun, which it was.  And when I reported that she wanted Kamala Harris to be more liberal, that was incorrect – she wanted Kamala to be more progressive.  Consider it cleared up.  Make no mistake, I LOVE Bunny!

Pride conflicts are not isolated to the west coast.  The Boston Public Library announced it would no longer be hosting a Trans Period Pride event.  What is “Trans Period Pride”?  I’m so glad you asked.  According to the organization, “this event is for biologically female people who gender identify as male, who still menstruate.  This is not for trans women (born male).”  And we wonder why some members of the heterosexual community get confused!  The event at the BPL was not cancelled.  It was moved to another venue that is not “city-owned”.  It gets better.  “Catered dinner will be provided and free period underwear will be given to all attendees!”  I’m speechless.

This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Jeremy in Arizona.  “You mentioned the Cannes Film Festival recently.  I heard Rami Malek was a big hit playing someone with AIDS.  And there was also controversy.  What do you know about it?”

The film The Man I Love is about a performance artist in 1980s New York who gets HIV.  When offered the leading role, Malek expressed concern about playing another singer with AIDS since he had already won the Oscar for playing Freddie Mercury.  “When I read the script, I said, ‘I can’t do this, there’s too many similarities.  It could be problematic.’”  But that didn’t completely deter him.  “There was a certain sense of fear.  And I started to really think about what I was afraid of.  Was it the similarities?  Was it the singing?  Was it obviously what was going on in the period?  And the fear was, I knew I had to address the fear.”   While he’s been applauded for his portrayal, members of the gay community are not quite so thrilled.  Johnny Sibilly from Hacks posted this: “I’m sorry if this sounds bitchy but something will never sit right in my spirit about straight actors playing gay men dying of aids.”  Wilson Cruz saw this headline: “Rami Malek feared once again playing a gay singer with AIDS”.  He responded, “Some of us would have been HONORED to bring our history ALIVE, because it’s OURS.”

When I’m not sharing my two cents on a subject, it’s time for me to end yet another column.  I’ll only point out that sometimes it takes an Oscar winner to get a film made.  Now let’s get back to the important issue – what was that boom in Boston?  It was…a meteor!  According to reports, when a meteor passes through the atmosphere, it breaks up and creates a sonic boom.  Perhaps, but I still need Stevie to weigh in.  While waiting, I’ll be updating BillyMasters.com – the site that’s being written from inside a bad Ben Affleck movie (as if there’s any other kind).  If you have an opinion or a comment, send it to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Pintauro reunites with Milano!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

I suppose it was inevitable.  With the departure of Lea Michele, the Broadway revival of Chess is closing.  But we really can’t put all the blame on Michele – the lack of Tony love certainly didn’t help.  We can also blame the revised book, which certainly contributed to lots of people being unemployed.  Lea’s replacement, JoJo Levesque said this:  “Was supposed to start first day of rehearsals TODAY.  So bummed.  All my love to the company.”

Lots of you have asked about the West End run of Joy Behar’s play, My First Ex-Husband.  People tell me there’s no place to buy tickets.  In fact, nobody could even find the play listed anywhere in London.  So I did some digging.  On the Behind the Table podcast, Behar announced that she would be joined by Jackie Hoffman and “two other British actresses”.  Could she be more vague?  Then she got specific and said it would be playing at the Boulevard Theatre.  A perfect venue…except the play is not listed on their website.  Some people tell me this is not an actual commercial run but a closed series of performances for an invited audience.

Last week, I came across the following headline: “Derek Hough was jumped, hung upside down, then expelled.”  Which begged the question, what happened on the second date?  Actually, Hough went public about being tormented as a kid by bullies – one of whom actually held a gun to his head.  He says the taunting stemmed from being smaller than the other boys and being obsessed with dance.  That’ll do it.  After all, y’know, Utah!  That’s when his family moved him to London to live with Mark Ballas and his family.  The rest, as they say, is history.

Someone else who was small was little Danny Pintauro.  He was also picked on, but enough about the Who’s The Boss? set.  We recently told you how he’s scrambling to make ends meet.  Last week, he was interviewed on Entertainment Tonight when Kevin Frasier said this: “You never know who’s going to wander through Entertainment Tonight because it happens all the time.  We have people just pop through at any given moment, and you might know this beautiful lady,” and out popped Judith Light, exclaiming, “It’s your mom!”  Pintauro was visibly shocked.  The twosome gabbed for a bit, and then Light asked, “Life is good?  You’re OK?”  Danny said that’s what they were talking about.  “I’m working for Amazon Flex – that’s the big news story for me.”  Judith’s response?  She threw her hands up and said, “OK!”  You can watch the reunion on BillyMasters.com.

You know who got some renovations?  Rosie O’Donnell.  She just revealed she got a facelift.  The 64-year-old comedian says it wasn’t an easy decision.  “I used to feel very strongly about facelifts.  I thought it was a betrayal.  Of feminism.  Of aging.  Of our team of women worldwide.  It wasn’t wrinkles – it was gravity.  I’d look in the mirror and think – this isn’t aging.  This is melting with intention.”  Rosie’s youngest child Clay was against the procedure, pointing out that Rosie is a feminist role model.  That’s when Rosie decided to go forward.  “I want them to grow up in a world where they don’t feel like they have to change but also know they can, if they want to, without losing moral standing in their own life.”  Rosie was very clear with her doctor that she didn’t want anything drastic.  “I grabbed my doctor’s hand and said, ‘I will never say, ‘God, I wish you did more.’  And I meant it.”  In fact, she only looks well rested.  Apparently you pay for subtlety.  The procedure “cost more money than I have ever paid for a car.”  Yeah, but you can hide your car in the garage!

Even Pope Leo is getting some work done – by way of new vestments.  And you know who is making this new set of robes?  An openly gay man.  Filippo Sorcinelli spends 1,000 hours making each robe by hand.  They cost upward of $7,500 each – which I think by Vatican standards is a bargain.  Here’s the best part – counting Leo, Filippo has dressed three Popes…including that Nazi pope!  “I have never seen faith and sexuality as a battle, but as a creative tension that fuels my work.  My experience of the Church has always been one of welcome.  No one has ever stopped me at the threshold of a church.”  I’m sure it helps that vestments rarely have inseams.

“I’m a bit of a love addict.  I’m a bit of a codependent
and can have the impulse to want to jump in
fast and hard in these intense relationships.” 
– Lukas Gage.  Not surprising from someone who called
his memoir, I Wrote This For Attention!

This may be the last will and testament of Billy Masters.  I just sat down to share my usual scribbling with the fans when all of a sudden, a loud BOOM was heard in the air over Boston!  The house actually shook!  Was it lightning?  But lightning only happens when it’s raining.  Admittedly, I know better than to get a weather forecast from Stevie Nicks.  Was it an earthquake?  Were the extraterrestrials finally coming to wipe us all out?  Hopefully we’ll have an answer when – or if – we finish this column.

I’d hate to think the last thing I wrote was about the Great American State Fair that El Presidente has been planning.  Apparently some acts didn’t understand the event was “political in nature” – because when you’re booked for a state fair by the White House, maybe you expect a pie-eating contest!  Within hours, Morris Day and The Time, Martina McBride, The Commodores, and Young MC dropped out (P.S. If our president can sing a Young MC song for me, I’ll host the show for free).  Freedom Williams of C+C Music Factory told his agent, “No, I ain’t good to do that.  I don’t support Trump.”  Maybe Zelma will still attend.  But Bret Michaels sure ain’t – and he’s one of El’s biggest fans!  Adding insult to injury, Milli Vanilli dropped out.  You know it’s bad when Milli Vanilli was even on the roster (in this case, it was the real vocalists behind the group).  One act still on the bill is Vanilla Ice.  At least a member of the Vanilla family is being represented.  Trump says he might cancel the show portion and simply have a rally called “America is Back”.  Which begs the question – where exactly did we go?

Then U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper ruled that the board of the Kennedy Center doesn’t have the right to rename the campus.  Only Congress can change the name.  Ouch!  “The Board clearly violated the Kennedy Center’s organic statute – and the terms of the trust – when it formally renamed the Center after President Trump and memorialized him on the face of the building.”  Not only that, but the board doesn’t have the authority to close the Center for two years of renovations.  Once again, Trump wasn’t happy and mused his options.  “We are going to be working with Congress to transfer this failing Institution back to them so they can make a determination as to what to do with it.”  If they’re looking to add names to the Center, Bouvier might work in a pinch.

This week’s Ask Billy question is also Broadway related.  Peter in New York writes, “I recently went to see Jeremy Jordan in Just In Time and was surprised to not see him show off his body in the ‘Splish Splash’ number.  He always looks so hot.  So what’s up with that?”

I know everybody thinks I have my finger on every actor’s anatomy – and I suppose that reputation is well founded.  So, naturally, I was able to find an answer.  First, some backstory.  When the character of Bobby Darin sings “Splish Splash” in the musical, he is in a bathtub.  Both Jonathan Groff and Matthew Morrison were featured in a tiny swimsuit and no shirt, which not only made some sense, but I’m sure was very much appreciated by the audience.  Jeremy Jordan asked to switch things up.  “Listen, I’m 41, I’m not as cut as I used to be, so I’m a little bit self-conscious about that, and I just didn’t want to add that element into it.  My pitch was like, instead of getting sexy and doing a thirst trap on stage in a bathtub, what if I just went comedy?  And so, we built one of those old-timey swimsuits.  It’s like a tank top into swim trunks.”  Normally, this is where I’d tell you to check it out on BillyMasters.com.  But, unlike Jeremy, I know my audience.  If you wanna see Matt Morrison or Jonathan Groff in their swimmers, you know where to look.

When Jeremy Jordan is self-conscious about his body, it’s time for me to end yet another column.  See?  Straight guys get it, too.  Well, time marches on.  And you know what I just realized?  Summer is right around the corner.  And I know that because last week Boston hit 95 degrees one day, and then plummeted to 45 the next.  Because in Boston, we no longer have spring.  Thank God for BillyMasters.com – the site that always keeps things steamy.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Lady Bunny is booked to crochet in Montenegro!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

With Memorial Day in our rearview mirror, it’s time to look forward to the summer in Provincetown.  This week, we take a gander at what is coming to the venerable Post Office Café and Cabaret.  Of course, their crowd-pleasing Drag Brunch will keep you laughing and liquored up during the daylight hours.  As to the nighttime headliners, it wouldn’t be summer without the uproarious Judy Gold.  Miss Richfield 1981 joins the roster with a new show called You Can’t Have Ice Cream When You’re Dead!.  Paige Turner asks the musical question, Drag Me To The Movies.  The multi-talented Jamie Morris returns with four parody shows in repertory!  Nina West does her take on a Broadway phenomenon with Oh, Scary! (get it?).  The ever-popular Diva! and Illusions – Las Vegas Review shows return.  And so much more.  Check out full details on PostOfficeCafe.net.

A stalwart on the Pride circuit is Kylie Minogue.  In her recently released Netflix documentary, she revealed that she went through a second battle with cancer.  “My second cancer diagnosis was in early 2021.  I was able to keep that to myself…not like the first time.  Thankfully, I got through it.  Again.  And all is well.  Hey, who knows what’s around the corner.”  She also issued the following statement: “There will be someone out there who will benefit from a gentle reminder to do their checkups.  Early detection was very helpful and I am so grateful to be able to say that I am doing well today.”

Ricky Martin was kicking off the European leg of his tour in Montenegro last week when someone in the audience allegedly sprayed tear gas in the crowd.  Of course, such things probably happen frequently in Montenegro.  Martin was immediately whisked off of the stage and officials came in to assess the situation.  After being given the all-clear, management wanted to cancel the show.  Ricky refused and returned to the stage saying, “Nothing is going to stop this show.  Nothing!”  Plus, I’m sure plenty of people cry during a Ricky Martin concert.

The Cannes Film Festival wrapped last week, but not before the 32^nd annual amfAR Gala.  The event took place at the luxurious Hotel Du Cap-Eden-Roc and raised $20 million for the Foundation for AIDS Research.  Congrats!

Also raising money for the fight against AIDS are members of the original Broadway cast of Rent.  The upcoming 30^th anniversary will be celebrated with a one-night-only concert on October 26^th at the Richard Rodgers Theatre on Broadway.  The night will be directed by the show’s original director, Michael Greif, who said, “Jonathan [Larsen] wrote Rent in honor of the people he knew who were living and struggling with HIV and in honor of the many friends and contemporaries he lost to AIDS.  I know he’d be proud and honored to join forces with Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS to celebrate the 30^th anniversary of his milestone musical.”  Greif adds that the show will include “a bevy of special guests.”

Good News/Bad News.  The production of Evita starring Rachel Zegler in London’s West End is coming to Broadway next spring.  “But Billy,” I can hear you wondering, “is that the good news or the bad news?”  That depends on your opinion of Miss Zegler, who is one of those performers who polarizes people, not unlike another actress who has never received a Tony nomination.  What is undeniable is that this transfer will be lacking what has made it such a sensation in London – a balcony.  In London, she sings “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” from the outdoor balcony of the Palladium, much to the delight of people out on the street (and, surely, much to the dismay of paying patrons, who get to watch it on a video screen).  Director Jamie Lloyd says, “I am really excited to explore a new idea, made especially for Broadway.”

Speaking of Tony snubs, the much-maligned musical of Beaches is skulking out of town after playing 38 shows (and 28 previews), most recently, to roughly half-full houses.  Some are blaming this premature shutter on the lack of Tonys.  Having not seen it, I’d think at least some of the blame should fall on the musical’s creators.

“He’s my life partner.  He’s my work partner. 
He’s my gay ex-husband.  He’s my best friend
and he’s always around.  But we try and make
sure that he’s not too much of a cockblock.” 
– Fran Drescher describes her relationship with her ex, the lovely and talented
Peter Marc Jacobson.  Given how much the gays love the fantastic
Fran, I’d be much more concerned that she could be cockblocking Petey!

Last week saw the final episodes of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Sherri.  But another show got yanked – right in our own backyard.  Hunters Nightclub in Fort Lauderdale had two shows scheduled of Naked Guy Crocheting.  You’d be forgiven for not hearing of this “franchise” (as it is termed).  You’d even be forgiven for thinking it might be hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley, the most famous devotee of the art of crocheting either straight or gay, clothed or not.  The show in question is hosted by Peter Bisuito, who is described as a “local artist, comedian, and producer”.  Apparently he has done several of these shows in gay venues which raise money for dog rescue – and who could have an issue with that (with the possible exception of Kristi Noem).  But this particular installment of his show was going to feature someone who is no stranger to controversy – the legendary and iconic Lady Bunny (who would presumably be crocheting and hopefully not naked).

For those of you not in the know, Bunny is an outspoken critic of virtually everyone and everything.  I believe even I have been the target of her rapier wit – and who could have an issue with moi?  I seem to recall that during the last presidential election, she took issue with Kamala Harris…for not being liberal enough!  Well, we live in a free society, and I will defend everyone’s right to voice an opinion.  However, this current controversy is in Florida, and that’s far from a free society these days.  Apparently a member of the Broward County Jewish Federation took issue with Bunny’s criticism of Israel’s actions toward Palestine.  Personally, I wouldn’t wade into those waters even if I were Moses fleeing Pharaoh.  But Bunny did – and apparently that’s why she’s cancelled.  And since at least a handful of people could have come out to protest a giant drag queen and a gay man crocheting on stage, I can’t really blame Hunters for cancelling.  But here’s what I can say – either we’re for free speech or we’re not.

Speaking of cancellations, the Long Beach Pride Festival was called off only hours before it was supposed to begin.  The day before the festival, the City of Long Beach had lawyers send out a cease-and-desist letter claiming the organizers “failed to timely submit the required application materials and supporting documentation necessary for permit review.”  Aren’t permits reviewed more than hours before an event?  Like, months?  Anyway, this statement was hastily posted: “The Long Beach Pride Festival will not be able to take place this year as sufficient information to safely permit the event has not been made available by the event organizers.”  I’m not pointing fingers, but I hasten to add such hiccups didn’t happen the two years when yours truly hosted Long Beach Pride.

In yet another predictable Ask Billy question, several of you wrote in about this topic.  The first query came from Drew in New Jersey: “Did you see Paul Downs nude on Hacks?  WOW – where has he been hiding that bod?”

Where have you been?  It’s always been there in plain sight.  Paul W. Downs (he uses his middle initial) has always been adorable, and his chiseled features suggested that his torso would be similarly sculpted.  Sure enough, there it was – for everyone to see.  Gay porn star perfection, but surely not the body we expect on a heterosexual writer – even with his queer sensibility.  But, remember, he’s also an actor.  That always muddies the waters.  In fact, we’ve got shirtless pics going back 10 years.  We’ve even got his ass – then and now.  On BillyMasters.com.

Before wrapping up, I want to make special note of the passing of some pretty special people.  Somewhere after Louella and Hedda, but before me and Michael Musto, there was Rex Reed – a kinda more feminine Rona Barrett.  To many, Rex was a bitchy film critic.  But if they paid attention, he was a helluva writer, a wry raconteur, and an all-around pop culture icon.  Speaking of icons, Jason Collins was more than a history-making NBA star.  He opened doors for everyone to have a place in sports based on their talent and not who they slept with.  While we always need to look forward, we can’t ever forget those who blazed the trail for us.  They will be missed.

When a straight writer has a gay porn star body, it’s time for this gay writer to do some crunches and end yet another column.  As one of my proofreaders pointed out – Downs is not only a writer on Hacks, he’s also a creator and showrunner.  That only makes it more confusing.  While I try to unravel that, you can check out BillyMasters.com – the site that always finds a way to work in a reference to Sheena Easton…and Arlene Dahl!  If you have a question – like how to get a refund on your Pussycat Dolls ticket – drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Joan Collins gets that Oscar nomination.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Then there’s that much-touted reunion of some of The Pussycat Dolls.  Due to sluggish ticket sales and very little buzz, the North American tour has been cancelled.  People in the industry expressed shock – not that the reunion was called off, but that it was announced in the first place.  “It was never a good idea because there was very little interest,” said one insider.  While the tour will still continue in the UK and Europe, where someone like Miss Sheena Easton can still pack a stadium (or at least a county fair), The Dolls will do one stateside date – the OutLoud Music Festival in West Hollywood.  Why?  We’re told they needed a place close to home to run the show…kinda like a dress rehearsal.  OutLoud paid a large lump sum for them to perform in their backyard.

Buyers of Liza Minnelli’s memoir are OUTRAGED!  They are shocked to learn that after paying upwards of $250 for an autographed copy of the book, it turns out Liza didn’t sign them at all.  It was the work of an autopen!  One autograph collector (who snagged a “signed” copy for $25) shrugged, saying, “When you see footage of Liza today in her own documentary, she is far too frail to have signed a handful of books, let alone hundreds!”  While people are outraged that she didn’t sign her book, very few seem to have a problem that she didn’t write it!

Have you been watching Boy Band Confidential on ID?  It’s Joey Fatone’s version of Dirty Pop: The Boy Band Scam which Netflix produced back in 2024.  It covers all the stuff that people like yours truly reported during Lou Pearlman’s heyday – except nobody believed me.  Joey’s not really breaking any new ground.  It’s mostly the same stories told by the same people.  What is shocking is how terrible most of the guys look.  Since many of them are my pals, I’m not going to name names.  But the makeup and lighting do nobody any favors – with the exception of Fatone, actually.  Should any of you be stepping in front of the camera, let me give you two tips.  Number one – double-digit body fat makes you look healthy (and smooths some of those skin issues).  Number two, for the love of God, don’t tan within 4 days of filming unless you want to look like you’ve just had an acid peel!

Margaret Cho made a revelation that proves nobody is immune to being out of work.  She’s concerned that due to her outspoken comments about the current administration, getting back into the country from being abroad could pose some problems.  I can allay those fears – Rosie O’Donnell has come and gone a handful of times without issue.  If she could do it, Cho should be fine.  Cho shared this story with Matteo Lane and Nick Smith on their podcast, “I Never Liked You”:  “Last year, I got a pilot script for a show that I really loved, but it shot in Canada, and I was so scared because I’m so vocal about hating ICE and hating this administration…I was like, I will get detained at the border and I will be put in ICE detention if I go, and I was struggling over it.  I had to talk to all these people about it and I was super upset, and I said ‘no’.”  And what was the project?  “It was Heated Rivalry”.  The role?  Shane Hollander’s mom!

I’d file this under Strange Bedfellows, although it’s really not all that strange.  More of an inevitability.  Lorenzo Lamas is raving about his current paramour – Heather Locklear.  The couple went public at the Chiller Theatre Expo in New Jersey – a far cry from Cannes or the Met Gala, but exactly right for this twosome.  They were both booked at the convention, and it wasn’t their first joint venture.  They actually met 43 years ago for a Playgirl cover shoot!  More recently, they were spotted together in Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve.  Lamas says, “She is the most amazing woman that I think I’ve ever met.”  High praise from the son of Arlene Dahl!

Here’s a pairing I didn’t see coming – Mario Lopez and Tony Danza.  They have teamed up for a project for Great American Family – you know, that network spearheaded by the oh-so-pious Candace Cameron Bure.  Christmas at The Starlight is about a multi-generational family, where the patriarch (Danza) wants to sell his beloved supper club and needs the help of his son (Lopez) and his grandson (played by Dominic Lopez, Mario’s son).  “Working with Tony Danza as my father in this story is incredibly special, and having Dominic play my son makes it even more personal,” says Mario, who is also an executive producer.

“May I say, well done in the Americas. 
You were superb, absolutely superb…
put that little ratbag in his place.” 
– Rod Stewart to King Charles. 
Is it wrong to be cheering on the Brits?

It brings me enormous pleasure that our first story is about cheering the efforts of the indomitable Dame Joan Collins.  Sure, she’s a legendary beauty, a capable actress, and a survivor.  But she’s also a savvy businesswoman.  Do you know how she got The Stud made?  She convinced sister Jackie to give her the rights, commissioned a script, and schlepped it all over the 1977 Cannes Film Festival talking to every fat-cat with a checkbook.  She finally convinced producer Brent Walker to take a chance, and the rest is history.

Joan has similarly shepherded her project about the Duchess of Windsor.  Her obsession with Wallis dates back to 1985, when she was photographed as the Duchess for Life magazine.  She visited the Windsors’ Paris home in the early 1990s when it was owned by Dodi Fayed.  She commissioned a script about Wallis in the early 2020s, and convinced theater producer John Gore to branch into films with it.  Now the film is done.  So it was off to Cannes… again.  Almost 50 years after clinching The Stud deal, Joan is trying to land a distributor for My Duchess.  In preparation, the 92-year-old Collins took dance lessons.  Why?  She wanted to be able to maneuver the endless red carpet with ease and elegance.  “I thought I want to just be able to get on the red carpet and not be a lump.”  She managed that – and then some.  Headlines singled her out in a scene-stealing sculptural white gown, long black opera gloves, and her hair elegantly pulled back.  The jewels?  Diamonds, naturally.  “I wore my own jewelry last night because I didn’t want a security guard following me around.”  Was a deal brokered?  Too soon to say.  As to the film, people whisper it’s Collins’ best work.  Photos from the set and the carpet are on BillyMasters.com.

Another Brit, another carpet, another continent.  Luke Evans turned heads at the Met Gala in his Tom of Finland nod to fashion.  Because, like Collins, he understood the assignment.  Before doffing his cap, he had to take some photos wearing it – shirtless, naturally.  “Had to try the hat on one last time a week since I wore it on the met gala stone carpet, before it went into the archives.  Loved it!!!”

The Boston Red Sox have announced they are sponsoring a Heated Rivalry Night.  The Sox have often featured Boston Bruins at games, so a baseball/hockey relationship is nothing new.  On August 31^st, Fenway Park will be filled with Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander Red Sox jerseys.  They’ll even sell a special baseball cap that says “I’m coming to the cottage Fenway”.  Red Sox VP David Baggs (who happens to be gay) said, “If the Heated Rivalry Night, Pride Night, or other themed nights that celebrate the LGBTQ community make fans feel more welcomed at Fenway and other venues, then that is a win.”

This leads to our Ask Billy question, from Paul in Dallas: “I know everyone says Hudson Williams is straight, but whenever he’s around Connor Storrie, they always have their hands all over each other.  What’s the truth?”

You’re right – they are very touchy-feely.  But not everyone who is touchy-feely is dating – or, dare I say, fucking.  Yes, they even shared intimate moments at the Met Gala.  Hudson tried to put his jacket on Connor, only to be told “his arms can’t fit into it”.  Later, they did some bathroom selfies.  So, what is the truth?  Hudson says, “I was always kind of adamant that no matter what people think or want to infer, like, I’m always going to just physically express my love.”  Connor lamented, “If I have my hand on his leg as we’re sitting down doing a press thing because he’s my best buddy and I love him, and we have that level of comfort, it’s just interesting that that instantly gets turned into, ‘They’re more than friends’.”  You can see some of these public displays of affection on BillyMasters.com.

When there’s such a thing as being too affectionate, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Ironically, this is how those rumors of my marriage to Kurt Young got started.  We are naturally very affectionate with each other.  OK, so there was a minister, and champagne, and even a ring…just not in a place immediately visible.  But, as they say, sometimes a kiss is just a kiss.  And sometimes these things turn up on BillyMasters.com – the site that always turns the other cheek (so to speak).  Should you have more questions, send them along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I go to Hudson and Connor’s wedding!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

The Tony nominations were just announced.  I hope I’m not being too predictable when I admit I was elated by the omission of Lea Michele.  She wants it so badly she can taste it.  Well, maybe that’s how she stays so slim.  She’s on a steady diet of snubs!  Congrats to June Squibb who made history as the oldest acting nominee (she’s 96).

The big news on Broadway continues to be Oh, Mary!.  And they proved me wrong.  Apparently a woman can be successful in the role of Mary Todd Lincoln – if that woman is Maya Rudolph.  With the SNL vet in the leading role, the play broke its own record and brought in $1.5 million at the box office.  Now that she’s opened the door, perhaps other SNL alums will get a shot – like the always underestimated Cheri Oteri!

By the by, Oh, Mary! has announced the cities for a national tour.  It kicks off in Hartford, CT on September 19^th and is slated to hit 16 other cities into 2027.  No word on casting…yet.

In some positive political news, the administration of El Presidente has agreed to restore the Pride flag at the Stonewall National Monument.  As you’ll recall, it was unceremoniously removed back in February since it did not represent the administration’s “official sentiments”.  People flew their own flags and launched a legal battle against the National Park Service.  Last week, a settlement was proposed that would allow the Pride flag to be flown alongside the US flag – unless there’s a maintenance issue or any other concern.

Kathy Griffin has announced that she will be doing a residency in Palm Springs.  Now, you know how I don’t like people using the word “residency” lightly – so I am calling this residency-adjacent.  Can You Handle This Heat?  The Kathy Griffin Palm Springs Residency will take place at the newly renovated Plaza Theatre in Palm Springs next year on January 31^st, February 26^th, and March 26^th.  It’s being billed as Kathy’s “first-ever residency”.  How quickly people forget her weekly residency at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood back in 2019.  Every Monday in April, Kathy walked on stage in her pajamas at 9:45PM.  She set a kitchen timer for 60 minutes.  She’d stop whatever she was saying when the timer went off.  The next week, she’d pick up where she left off.

One residency is announced, and another is cancelled.  Dolly Parton just revealed that her upcoming Las Vegas residency at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace has been cancelled because of health concerns.  “It’s gonna take me a little while before I’m up to stage performance level because some of the meds and treatments make me a little swimmy-headed, as my grandma used to say.  And, of course, I can’t be dizzy carrying around banjos, guitars, and such on 5-inch heels – and you know I’m gonna be wearing them.  Not to mention all those heavy rhinestone outfits, the big hair, and my big…uh…personality.  Lord, THOSE, uh, THAT, would make anybody swimmy-headed.”  Dolly says she’s still working on her Broadway musical, Dolly: A True Original Musical and hopes to turn up at the opening of her museum and hotel in Nashville.  So far, Freida Parton has “No comment” on Dolly’s health!

The Met Gala took place last week, and it was more notable for who boycotted it rather than who showed up (but, suffice it to say, Cher, Madonna, and Stevie Nicks did NOT pose together).  Many people skipped the event due to the involvement of Jeff Bezos.  People like Meryl Streep, Zendaya, Taraji P. Henson, and Bella Hadid declined their invitations.  Billy Porter skipped it, but not because of a boycott – because he wasn’t invited.  “I don’t go to places where I’m not welcome,” said Porter.  Or invited.

Since we mentioned the Met Gala and Meryl, let me say something very brief about The Devil Wears Prada 2.  What a disappointment.  The biggest problem?  There’s no script.  Sure, there’s an idea of a script.  Perhaps even a concept of a script.  But no actual script.  At least not one worthy of the actors…or the characters.  Yes, I have gone on record being against long, meandering exposition, but SOME exposition is always welcomed.  Frankly, the only scenes that work are carbon copies of what worked in the first film.  Tucci and Hathaway raiding the closet, Meryl and Hathaway in the car, etc.  That said, it was fantastic spending time with these beloved characters and seeing them interact.  The film’s ending gave a tantalizing glimpse into what a movie about Emily would be.  I’d see that!

“Congressman, I will let you describe why
you went into Tim Cain’s ass today.” 
– Politico Donna Brazile to Rep. Dan Crenshaw on Real Time. 
Crenshaw took offense to the “phrasing” and quipped,
“He’s the last ass I would go into.”

Where was I?  Ah, yes – my quickie trip to the Left Coast (as a friend used to say).  I was back in my sumptuous Beverly Hills adjacent abode for the wedding of gay porn legend Kurt Young to former West Hollywood mayor John Duran.  I’m sure my faithful fans are probably thinking “Didn’t you marry Kurt Young back in 2004?”  Yes, but it’s a long and complicated story, not unlike the film Chinatown.  The three of us discussed that wedding on Billy Masters LIVE, which you can see on our website.  It really boils down to two things – Kurt would do anything for a gift bag, and I’d do anything for cake!  Kurt and John’s reception took place at The Chapel, part of The Abbey (which is where our marriage took place – Kurt quipped, “All of my weddings take place here!”).  My companion for the event was bon vivant Bruce Vilanch, proving forevermore that we are not, in fact, the same person.  It was a lovely day, and I was honored that John and Kurt included me!

During the wedding, Bruce shared two stories with me, but prefaced them by saying, “You can’t report this”.  So I didn’t – and two days later, they were all over the news.  Scooped again!!  The first is that Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker have signed a deal for Hocus Pocus 3.  And, unlike the last film which went direct to Disney+, this one is planning to have a theatrical release – likely coming out around Halloween 2027.

The other story Bruce shared was that Celebrity Autobiography is opening on Broadway on May 18^th.  Like the previous incarnations, it will feature a revolving cast of luminaries – including such stalwarts as Sherri Shepherd, Kathy Griffin, Mario Cantone, Jackie Hoffman, Andrea Martin, and Vilanch himself.  I hear the producers are trying to convince the Divine Miss M to participate – perhaps as soon as opening night.  Stay tuned.

While out west, I also got to see another friend perform – Susanna Hoffs.  The once-and-forever Bangle did an intimate concert at Largo at the Coronet Theatre and was in fantastic form – with onstage assistance by Fred Armisen.  Hoffs debuted some new material which she is working on and revealed she is doing her own take on The Beatles’ Help album.  She is also working on either a musical version of her novel, This Bird Has Flown.  And, in answering my direct question, she does plan to make public some of her unreleased recordings, including her entire 1994 album for Columbia.  Busy, busy.

Our Ask Billy question this week was simple.  Robert in Atlanta writes, “I saw a video of Bette Midler singing a protest song against Trump.  What do you know about it?”

It’s not a protest song specifically against Trump.  “All You Fascists Bound to Lose” was written by Woody Guthrie back in 1942 (he didn’t record it until 1944).  While not named, it was aimed at people like Hitler and Mussolini and was supporting unions against fascist rule.  Midler was familiar with the song and thought it apropos.  “You know I’ve been around a long time, but I have never lived through what we are living through now.  The great Woody Guthrie wrote this song many years ago.  I changed some of the words to fit our times, and I hope you’ll sing it when you are marching.”  The video accompanying the release features Bette alongside her Beaches co-star, Barbara Hershey, with cameos from numerous people including her Hello, Dolly! co-star, David Hyde Pierce and one of her former Harlettes, Jenifer Lewis.  You can check it out on BillyMasters.com.

When Bette is taking on Trump, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I just got back from a quick trip to LA.  I’ll tell you all about that next week on BillyMasters.com – the site that always delivers.  In the meantime, feel free to send your questions along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before DeSantis bans this column!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Not everyone has such positive overseas journeys.  Take Pasha Talankin, who won an Academy Award earlier this year for Mr. Nobody Against Putin.  When going through TSA in JFK, an agent told him he couldn’t take his Oscar onboard.  Why?  Because it could be used as a weapon!  I’ve heard of people doing crazy things with their statuette (some involving slippery substances), but a weapon?  Previously, Talankin had no incident traveling with his Oscar.  Lufthansa offered to hold the statue in the cockpit (without a slippery substance), but TSA said it would have to be checked in baggage storage.  He complied and, naturally, the bag was lost!  After 48 tense hours, the airline made an announcement.  “We can confirm that the Oscar statue has now been located and is safely in our care in Frankfurt.  We are in direct contact with the guest to arrange its personal return as quickly as possible.”

We hear that a reboot of The Apprentice is in the works.  The person at the center of these talks is Don Junior!  If this is the first you’re hearing of this project, you’re not alone.  Someone close to Don claims that he first heard about it by reading reports in the news.  Unlike the previous incarnation for NBC, this is being shopped to Amazon.  Well, naturally – they funded that blockbuster documentary, Melania!  Senior seemed less surprised.  He told the press, “He’d be probably good.  He’s got a little charisma going.  You need a little charisma for that sucker.”  Days later, Amazon pushed back, “The show is not in active development, and any reporting on details of the show or names of potential hosts would be purely speculative.”  Here’s my question – what would an apprentice to Junior actually do?  Carry the bags of cash out of the Middle East?  Do midnight runs to pick up his “medications”?

In a less controversial return, Ellen DeGeneres is headed back to Pixar for another shot at playing Dory.  Details are unclear, but we’re told it will be a short film and probably won’t come out for a couple of years.  A gig’s a gig.

Someone else is going back to his roots.  One of Jonathan Bennett’s early jobs was playing JR Chandler on All My Children.  Bennett is headed back to the soaps by way of General Hospital, playing a mysterious man named Joe Fitzpatrick.  “I learned how to act on daytime television when I was 19 years old.  Now I’m back, but I’ve got a few more tools in my tool belt, so this should be fun,” says Bennett.  Now, getting back to his tool…

Kathy Griffin has been added to the list of participants for Liza at 80! A Celebration in Song and Dance at Carnegie Hall on June 25^th.  One assumes she will neither sing nor dance, but others on the bill who can do both include Mario Cantone, Andrew Rannells, Kristin Chenoweth, Donna Murphy and Beth Leavel.  Will Liza actually appear?  Minnelli issued a statement: “I am grateful and honored that my collaborators and career are being celebrated at Carnegie Hall this Summer…I hope to see all my New York friends at the performance.”  I hope to see Matt Bomer naked, and that’s more likely to happen than Liza performing onstage at Carnegie Hall.  Here’s an idea.  Kathy Griffin always travels by private plane.  If it is wheelchair accessible, maybe she can give Liza a lift.

The first time I was at Carnegie Hall was to see the legendary Queen of Salsa, Celia Cruz.  Fun fact – my first extended onscreen interview was with Celia – even though, as she said, “my English is not too good looking”.  Cruz will be the first Afro-Latina artist to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.  Azucar!

Another legendary diva got quite a thrill on her 85^th birthday.  Ann-Margret was honored by the USO for her “decades of service”.  In one of those moments of kismet, the day she was presented with the commemorative USO Challenge Coin was also the organization’s 85^th anniversary.  “Those tours and all my guys mean the world to me.  I remember all of them…ALL of them.”  Congrats.

Everyone is talking about how well King Charles’ visit to the US went.  But almost nobody is talking about the numerous faux pas.  For instance, in honor of his arrival, 15 British Union Jacks were to be installed along 17^th Street NW in DC.  However, the Department of Transportation accidentally hoisted 15 Australian flags – which feature a Union Jack in the corner.  Potato/Potahto.  Happily, the error was fixed before the royals arrived.  During the farewell ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery, the Union Jack was flown…upside down!  That is a symbol of distress or “lese Majeste” – which literally means “insulting the crown”.  Accident?  Methinks not.  Did you think Donny would let Chuck get the last laugh?  I know we said “No Kings”, but could we please have this one?

Happy Anniversary, El Presidente.  Ten years ago last week, he participated in a Today town hall during his first bid for the presidency.  This question came via Twitter: “Mr. Trump, please be specific and tell us views of LGBT and how you plan to be inclusive.  Speak abt NC Bathroom law.”  The proposed NC law in question was to require bathroom use to match people’s gender at birth.  Trump said, “One of the best answers I heard was from a commentator yesterday saying, ‘Leave it the way it is right now.  There have been very few problems.  Leave it the way it is.’”  He added, “People go, they use the bathroom that they feel is appropriate.  There has been so little trouble.”  Matt Lauer followed up, “So if Caitlyn Jenner were to walk into Trump Tower and want to use the bathroom, you would be fine with her using any bathroom she chooses?”  Trump said, “That is correct.”

Meanwhile in Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis signed a law banning any city or county in the state from supporting Gay Pride.  It was previously nicknamed the “Anti-Diversity in Local Government” bill and it goes into effect January 2027.  If a state entity supports any Pride event, they could lose their funding and the people involved could be removed from office.  While Pride events are not banned, they cannot be funded or promoted by the state.  This includes supporting LGBTQ youth housing and HIV outreach.

Someone who certainly understands the need for the government to support the gay community is former Congressman Barney Frank.  “When I decided, finally, to come out in ’87, it just struck me when I did that…the American people are a lot less homophobic than they thought they were supposed to be.”  He has reportedly entered hospice care due to congestive heart failure.  However, he says he feels “very good – no pain, no discomfort.”  “At 86, I’ve made it longer than I thought.  At some point, my heart’s just going to give out, and it’s reaching that stage.”  He added, “One of my regrets is that I won’t see the continued implosion of Donald Trump.”

Before we leave politics completely, here’s a question lots of people have been asking – what happened to all the food that was going to be served at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?  The 2,600 guests got to choose between lobster and steak (presumably there was also a veggie option).  Obviously we know some people refused to go under their table without their emotional support lobster.  The rest of the unserved meals were freeze-dried before being donated to two different area shelters for abused women and children.

You all know that Cher has famously collaborated with the great Diane Warren.  But here’s something you probably don’t know – Warren once collaborated with Matt Bomer!  When Magic Mike XXL was being put together, there was talk of Bomer’s character singing onstage (he does sing “Heaven”, from that Christopher Atkins stripper movie).  There was even talk of him releasing an EP in conjunction with the film.  So he recorded a handful of songs – some covers, some originals, and some written by Warren.  Ultimately, the project was shelved.  “I knew that if I released them into the world, I was gonna have to go on talk shows and do them…and tour around the country with them, and do all this stuff.  And I was like, ‘You know what?  I love her music, but if I’m gonna do this, it has to come from me,’ and so we never released it.”

This leads perfectly to our Ask Billy question.  Chris in Maryland writes, “I saw a photo of Matt Bomer’s son going to his prom.  He’s so gorgeous – just like his dad.  What can you tell me about him?”

We actually don’t know who Walker Halls’ biological father is.  It could be Matt or it could be Matt’s husband, PR guru Simon Halls.  The supposition was always they were Halls’ kids since they took his last name.  While they were all born before Halls married Bomer, they were a couple.  Either way, these kids have good-looking parents.  Little Walker Halls went to his prom with Ava Bozzi, who is the adopted daughter of Bryan Lourd, who was Carrie Fisher’s gay ex-husband.  She is also the sister of that fun-loving Billie Lourd.  With family like that, no doubt the high school couple had plenty to talk about!  You can check out photos on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m covering high school proms, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Since we’re dangerously approaching Epstein country (although I think high school was too old for him), let me remind you to check out BillyMasters.com – the site you can even check out from under the table.  If you have a question that only I could answer, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before we find out if Wolf ran into Lindsey in that men’s room!   Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

The Michael Jackson biopic opened to record-breaking box office numbers.  Michael itself got pretty awful reviews – not that anyone suggested the film is badly acted or directed.  The words used were more like “sanitized”, “surface-level”, “greatest hits”.  Even Jaafar Jackson got off (so to speak) as a capable actor and an even better dancer and performer.  But anyone looking for depth or reality about Jackson’s life should look elsewhere.  You’d also better look elsewhere if you’re trying to find Janet Jackson.  We got the lowdown from LaToya (who never met a microphone she didn’t like, in one way or another).  “I wish everybody was in the movie.  [Janet] was asked and she kindly declined so you have to respect her wishes.”  It should be noted that the Jackson family has a huge financial stake in the flick, and Michael’s “son”, Prince Jackson, is an executive producer.  Paris and Blanket are not involved.  Paris, in particular, has criticized the film as having “a lot of full blown lies”.  “The film panders to a very specific section of my dad’s fandom that still lives in the fantasy.  And they’re going to be happy with it.”

You should know that the film planned to include the child molestation allegations in the final section.  However, attorneys for the Jackson estate realized that there was a clause in Michael’s settlement with Jordan Chandler that “barred the depiction or mention of him in any movie”.  So that entire storyline was scrapped and the film ends in 1988.  There is, however, talk of a sequel.

Here’s the diva story that everybody’s talking about – Cher’s secret granddaughter.  First, let’s clear this up – the kid was no secret.  Cher heard about the child that Kayti Edwards gave birth to in 2010 and knew there was a good chance it was sired by her son, Elijah Blue Allman.  Kayti says, “Cher got in touch with me last June and asked if it was true, so I had to confess.”  Believe it or not, that’s not the craziest part.  Kayti Edwards’ step-grandmother is Julie Andrews!  So this kid has a great-grandmother who was Mary Poppins and a grandmother that straddled a 16-inch naval gun on the battleship USS Missouri clad in a black leather thong bodysuit!  Talk about diversity!

By the way, Cher has once again petitioned the court to place Elijah under a temporary conservatorship.  She claims he “has no concept of money” and “is unable to manage his financial resources and is unable to withstand fraud or undue influence” because of his “severe mental health and addiction issues”.  Elijah’s half-brother also told the court that he “is currently a danger to himself and unable to manage his life and any funds that would become available to him.”  Elijah Blue is also estranged from his wife, Marieangela King, who filed for divorce last April.  She was granted $6,500 a month in temporary spousal support along with custody of their 2017 Toyota Prius.