And now, an uncomfortable Ask Billy question.  Jasper in Baltimore asks, “I read about John Barrowman acting like a diva on a flight.  What happened?”

First, let me say that John has always been lovely to me.  But I have a job to do, so here goes.  Last week, Barrowman was flying on American Airlines from Los Angeles to London – which is no picnic, let me tell you!  His party was in business class and he posted a video from the plane where he explained the situation: “Hi American – we have paid for the flagship service.  My father and my husband behind and the tickets were very expensive and we get on thinking we’d get pajamas with the flagship service.  Then you apparently only give them to the first two rows in business class.  What’s that all about?  So far, you’re not batting very high.  Meal order wrong and then told we don’t have exactly what everyone else is getting on the flight when we all have flagship service.  Can you explain?  Thank you.”  Many people saw this post, rolled their eyes and called him “entitled”.  Perhaps, but let me say this – if you pay for something, you should get it.  I am a loyal AAdvantage member, and I put my foot down when I don’t get what I am promised as well.  And American does claim that flagship service includes “premium pillows, blankets, and sleep amenities”.  Once he saw the comments, John pulled the video offline.  But, naturally, you can still see it on BillyMasters.com.

When one man’s amenities are another man’s necessities, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Proof positive that you don’t have to be a dame to be a diva – and I should know!  While you’re reading this scintillating bit of prose, I’m in Provincetown with the indefatigable Marilyn Maye.  I’m sure I’ll give you a full report next week on BillyMasters.com – the site you can read in your pajamas (for those of you who wear pajamas).  If you couldn’t grab a few seconds (or inches) of me in Ptown, you can drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you as soon as I get all the sand out of my various nooks and crannies.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Barbra Streisand isn’t dying (or transitioning).  And she isn’t performing.  But she is writing her first children’s book.  And By The Way will be coming out in March.  “I love being ‘Gamma Barbra’ to my three wonderful young grandchildren.  One of our favorite activities is reading picture books together – sometimes the same ones over and over again!  So, I thought it would be fun to write my own book…for them…and hopefully, for other parents.”  That’s all well and good, but please, Barbra, make it less than 992 pages!

Divas and books go together.  So this leads us to a special event at the upcoming Gay Days Anaheim.  Jaclyn Smith will be joining in the festivities!  On September 20^th, she’ll be doing a talk about her memoir, I Once Knew a Guy Named Charlie.  Tickets to the event include an autographed copy of the book and benefit Ability First, an organization that helps the disabled achieve their best.  Grab your tickets at GayDaysAnaheim.com.

One of Dolly’s passions was providing books to children.  The author of the Heated Rivalry books shares that passion.  Rachel Reid announced a gift of $300K to the Annapolis Valley libraries in Nova Scotia.  When five branches faced closure due to stalled municipal funding, Reid stepped in.  “I had to do it because I don’t know what the point is of being a successful author in Nova Scotia if you’re not going to use it for good.” 

Barry Manilow has been plagued with health issues since his cancer surgery in December.  And it seems he isn’t completely out of the woods.  He recently stopped a show mid-way due to “technical and vocal problems”, and then he cancelled a few others.  Now he has stepped away from what was billed as The Last Concerts.  “Hi everybody – Barry here.  And I want you to be the first to know that we’re going to take a quick break.  We just finished a fantastic summer tour.  29 shows in 68 days.  The shows were fantastic.  The audiences were fantastic.  And I sounded fantastic.  But it seems that we were pushing a little too hard.”  Feel better, Barry!

For months, people have been speculating about Gladys Knight’s mental acuity.  Her recent shows have been marred by mental lapses, a frail appearance, and the need for an enormous amount of help from her backup singers – who often had to sing lead.  Last week, Knight made an announcement: “After much soul searching I’ve decided that I will be easing into fewer performances while focusing on transitioning into the next stage of my career and life moving forward.”  And there’s your headline – Gladys Knight – Transitioning!

“How do you know what the fuck I am? 
I don’t ever share that part of my life.” 
– Chaka Khan’s response when an interviewer called her a “straight icon”. 
She added, “I am for everybody.  I don’t care what you sleep with at night. 
If your heart is in the right place, that’s all I care about.”

I don’t know anyone who disliked Dolly Parton.  People around the world have paid tribute to her.  Yes, we all heard about the Empire State Building lighting up pink in her honor.  Massachusetts’ largest bridges did the same.  A candlelight vigil took place in the Castro with instructions for people to wear wigs.  Provincetown had dozens show up in pink.  Dolly was a patron saint to the gay community.  She sang the Oscar-nominated song, “Travelin’ Thru” for the film Transamerica.  When asked specifically about gay and trans rights, she said she loved all people.  And she had no time for Christians who condemned her for supporting our community.  “If people want to pass judgment, they’re already sinning.  I try to love everybody.”

From advocating for the rights of all people to literacy to helping fund the Covid vaccine, Dolly was always giving.  Even those who didn’t agree with her views mourned her passing.  One of the most vocal is Ricky Schroder, who posted this: “I didnt agree with her advocating for Transgender & Covid Vaccine support…but Loved her anyway.  Thank you for choosing me Dolly to be your Movie Daddy.”  For those who don’t know, Ricky played Dolly’s dad in the film Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colors and Dolly Parton’s Christmas of Many Colors.  His casting says something very important about both – Dolly did “love everybody”, while Ricky went against his beliefs for a gig!  His post went viral and many weighed in.  Boy George said, “Oh, shut up,” while Katie Couric simply said: “Ick.”  On a personal note, I was once at an abutting urinal to Ricky Schroder.  While I didn’t sneak a peek, he did seem terribly uncomfortable.  I finished first (as usual) and Ricky’s discomfort was magnified when he exited the restroom to find me chatting with his delightful then-wife, Andrea Bernard.  He pulled her away…quickly.

Parton’s appeal transcended music.  Despite her appearance, she always gave off warmth and authenticity and was brimming with love for all things.  Her physical appearance was not based on a single genuine attribute – but her heart was brimming with genuine love.  And she never forgot where she came from and retained her down-home style.  It’s almost poetic that her final appearance was at a truck stop.  I think that would have tickled her!  I met her a few times, the most notable being at the opening night of the musical version of 9 to 5 at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles (I was there due to the largess of the wise and powerful publicist, Ken Werther).  Dolly never said no to a fan – so much so that a team of security people had been hired to keep her sequestered.  At one point, Dolly had to walk through the crowd and someone yelled, “Make a hole” – something I’ve heard at more gatherings than I can count.  Suddenly, security surrounded her with a human shield.  Only one problem – I was inside the shield!  Dolly looked at me and said, “You must be pretty special to be in the inner circle.”  I said, “The best circle yet – and I’ve been in my share of circles!”  And we laughed – probably for different reasons.  Rest in peace, Dolly.

On the day Dolly died, a federal judge in Texas brought up her name in ruling on the interpretation of a bill which was passed in 2023.  People like Texas attorney general Ken Paxton have used this bill to restrict drag shows.  Judge David Hittner ruled that the bill restricts free speech and violates the First Amendment.  “Just as many people criticized Elvis’s signature hip gyrations and were offended by his display of male sexuality, [and] chastised Dolly Parton as a voluptuous sex symbol because of her big hair, flamboyant clothes and breast exposure…there are ‘erotic’ elements in countless popular performances that could be subject to both civil and criminal penalties.”  In his ruling, he had some advice.  “For those who find such activities as described in this case offensive, the solution is relatively simple…just don’t go.”  

Later that same day, Tim Curry also died.  Like Dolly, he was also 80.  Someone remarked that two notable drag queens died on the same day.  And it’s true – Curry’s most notable character was in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  And Dolly often said, “If I weren’t a woman, I’d have been a drag queen”.  Tim was definitely one of a kind and a formidable talent.

Our Ask Billy question was about another guy with killer looks.  Greg in Miami said, “I just saw some hot photos of a guy who looked like a younger Ryan Phillippe.  I found out it’s his son!  What do you know about him?”

Deacon Phillippe is certainly a chip off the old block – if we’re talking about a block of marble that was carved into a statue of Grecian proportions.  After graduating college last year, he’s been focused on writing and producing music – and occasionally DJing under the mononym Deacon (like Cher or Madonna or Sinbad).  Along the way, he got the attention of clothing designer Eli Russell Linnetz, who used Phillippe the younger as a model for his ERL line.  The shots have been successful and gotten lots of attention on social media.  Although, to tell you the truth, I don’t recall a stitch of clothing.  I’ll have to refer to the photographic evidence on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m raising an eyebrow at some youngsters, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  No offense to Deacon, who I’m sure is a lovely young man.  But he’s no Ryan – in his prime or now, for that matter.  What can I say?  I’m still driving a classic Celica!  For gossip that never goes out of style, head on over to BillyMasters.com – the site that doesn’t rely on rhinos to keep you horny!  If you have a question, don’t ask me on social media.  Just send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Luigi helps the sale of orange jumpsuits!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Many of our elder drag queens may be rebuffed by the recent RuPaul recruits, but they are working just as hard and reminding people who paved the way.  So I was tickled when I saw the show “Jurassic Drag” will take place during Palm Springs Pride.  It even has a cheeky tagline: “An event 65 million years in the making!”  The dinosaurs who will be roaming the desert include Miss Coco Peru, Jackie Beat, Sherry Vine, and Varla Jean Merman.  Why, their collective age is positively Paleozoic!!!  The date is November 6^th.  The venue is the Palm Springs Cultural Center.  The first show is already sold out, so rush to Ticketmaster or be part of extinction.

In an unfortunate yet hilarious transition, my beloved Charles Busch is returning to the wicked stage (wouldn’t he be great as Madame Morrible in Wicked?  Someone get on that).  Busch will be continuing his journey through the world of cabaret at the acclaimed 54 Below in the heart of New York City on September 11^th and 12^th.  OK, so September 11^th isn’t the best of dates for New Yorkers, but what are the chances?  His new show, Charles Busch Sings Johnny Mercer, promises to be a delight.  Grab your tickets at 54Below.org.

In case you’re in the neighborhood, Busch will reunite with many members of the original cast of his play, The Divine Sister, as a benefit for the Sharon Playhouse in Connecticut on August 28^th (that’s this Friday).  He’ll be joined by Julie Halston, Alison Fraser, Jennifer Van Dyke, and Jonathan Walker.  I’m even thinking of zipping out there.  The link is SharonPlayhouse.org.

Netflix and Michelle Obama just announced they are producing Women Like Us, a film about a recently widowed New Yorker who is whisked to the Hamptons on what would have been her 30^th anniversary by her best friends.  The widow in question is played by Vivica A. Fox, and her onscreen pals are some real-life friends – including Jenifer Lewis, Whoopi Goldberg, and Vanessa Williams.  Filming will take place in the Hamptons this fall.

Designer Marc Jacobs was just profiled by Vanity Fair.  In the course of their discussion, it was pointed out that Jacobs is the go-to when it comes to people facing legal issues.  Winona Ryder, Lil’ Kim and Courtney Love all put on their best Jacobs for their courtroom appearances.  This led to the designer making the following quip: “Go to Marc Jacobs for your trial outfits!”  When asked how he’d style Luigi Mangione for his upcoming trial, Jacobs said, “I think he looks pretty good the way he dresses, actually.”  Jacobs also called the killer with killer looks a “trendsetter”.  We hear that the maroon sweater Luigi sported at his 2024 arraignment sold out in a matter of hours.

In these days of at least implied censorship, Eugene Ionesco’s play Rhinoceros has had an almost predictable number of revivals.  The rhinos are currently stampeding through Cambridge courtesy of the American Repertory Theater’s revival, led by John Turturro and Paul Giamatti.  The play deals with people in a small French town who notice that residents are transforming into rhinos.  What does it mean?  Is it bad?  Is it even happening?  Do the beasts have one horn or two?  Are they Asian or African?  What color are they?  As the rhinos multiply, many neighbors willingly join them to conform.  Some do it out of pressure.  Some do it because it’s the path of least resistance.  Of course, the play was written in 1959 as a response to fascism.  Needless to say, it resonates today – and this particular edition highlights things such as doubting the press.  Giamatti pulls out all the stops in his transformation scene – which is accomplished by his skill as an actor and some audio enhancement.  Kristine Nielsen threatens to steal the show in her woefully brief moments onstage.  A very talented and sexy Alex Ross straddles the line – and then takes off his shirt, which brought to mind thoughts of him straddling something more immediate.  But ultimately it is Turturro who holds the whole show together with a touching, desperate, and insightful portrayal of a man alone against the world – with an undefined outcome.  The production, directed with aplomb by Diane Paulus, runs through September 27^th.  Get more info at AmericanRepertoryTheater.org.

Meanwhile in the MAGA-sphere, a curious-looking lad with a curious connection has been turning up in the news.  Michael Alfonso has the most manicured eyebrows this side of George Santos.  The fact that he’s 26 years old and married to a woman named Evita makes him even more curious.  His wife is the spawn of reality royalty Sean Duffy and Rachel Campos.  Evita Duffy?  Really?  Whose bright idea was that?  I’m guessing Rachel, who has roots in Mexico and Spain – a far cry from a Peronista background.  But maybe she liked the musical!  Anyway, Evita marries Alfonso and takes him for better or worse…eyebrows.  Trump called Alfonso a “MAGA Warrior” while endorsing him to take over Sean’s former Congressional seat in Wisconsin.  Alfonso won the primary.  When his youth and lack of experience were brought up as reasons he should run for a lower office, someone close to the campaign said, “Anything less than Congress is beneath Sean and Rachel’s paygrade.”  Which begs the question, what is Rachel’s paygrade?  I supported her three attempts to join The View, but that doesn’t really count as a job.  To help his chances, Evita is using the last name Duffy-Alfonso (mom is a Campos-Duffy).

“You read this and all I can think is,
‘Thanks, Mom, for nothing!’” 
– Gayle King weighs in on the statement from Hayden Panettiere’s
estranged mom following the actress’s death.  “It makes me so sad
of the opportunity that you have after your daughter’s death
that that’s what you choose to leave us with.”

The story of the week was Rosie O’Donnell’s return to hosting a talk show.  On the whole, people were happy to see her back on the scene.  It wasn’t an effortless fit – it’s late night, someone else’s slot, staff, guests, and format.  But she brought enough of her Rosie charm to make people nostalgic for the O’Donnell magic.  Her ratings were so high, she outperformed all of Jimmy Kimmel’s other summer guest hosts.  She even trounced Jimmy Fallon.  And I suspect she had more than a few viewers from DC!

Alas, nothing is without controversy.  There was one person less thrilled than The Donald.  Kathy Griffin started the week promoting the show: “So excited to watch my pal, the brilliant @rosie O’Donnell subbing in all week for the equally brilliant and all around great guy @jimmykimmellive…I’m going to watch every minute.  Go Rosie.”  But when it came to her YouTube show, Kathy was in victim mode.  “It’s embarrassing to say, but I have to tell you guys ‘cause we’re friends.  My feelings are really hurt that I was not invited to go on Rosie’s week of the Jimmy Kimmel show.”  Once Rosie got word of this, she responded via Instagram: “Kathy – shoulda called me honey – I didn’t choose the guests.”  Why do these people ask and answer personal questions in public?  If Kathy had a problem with her pal, why not just shoot her a text: “Rosie – good luck this week.  Rooting for you.  Wish I were there with you.”  And Rosie could have said, “Thanks, honey – I didn’t choose the guests.”  All kinda silly.

Jimmy Kimmel Live has something The Late Show with Stephen Colbert didn’t have – a network with balls.  ABC just filed a suit against the Federal Communications Commission over its plans to modify the network’s broadcast license.  Months ago, El Presidente called for a full revocation of ABC and NBC’s licenses (obviously CBS is in his back pocket).  ABC’s lawsuit asks the court to put a halt to the license renewal process and requests a temporary restraining order and a preliminary injunction.  ABC – the home of Jimmy Kimmel and The View.

Picture it: Los Angeles, last week.  An old lady’s rattan purse goes on the auction block.  Conservative estimates range from ten to fifteen thousand dollars, given its provenance.  After some heady bidding, it sells for $192K.  That purse was carried by Estelle Getty when she played Sophia Petrillo on The Golden Girls, making it the most expensive prop from the show that has ever been auctioned off.  The previous high earner was Betty White’s director’s chair, which went for $76K!

In a more current television venture, Dylan Walsh found himself in hot water.  As you know, he plays Shane’s dad on Heated Rivalry.  Like many actors, he supplements his income with Cameo messages.  Alas, one of those clips went public, and this is what he said: “Getting ready to go back up to Canada and shoot some more episodes…so, I think we’re doing 12 this time.”  No big deal, right?  Except HR creator, Jacob Tierney said he’d prefer to do only six episodes.  “I don’t need to do 10.  I would always rather tighten the belt than get loosey-goosey.  I would rather be like, ‘Let’s see how much story we can pack into these episodes.’”  Dylan’s Cameo account has been temporarily disabled with this note: “Stepping away because a video went viral that got me in trouble.”  Oops!

Our Ask Billy question required some enjoyable digging.  Randy in Texas said, “I’ve heard Rosie O’Donnell on a few podcasts say that she’s over Tom Cruise now that she’s seen some guy in Cats: The Jellicle Ball.  Who is he and can you run a photo?”

That would be the lovely and talented Sydney Harcourt, who played Rum Tum Tugger.  Rosie called him, “the sexiest human I’ve ever seen and so unbearably talented”.  For a lesbian, she sure knows her male beefcake because Harcourt is indeed quite a delectable specimen.  He not only enjoyed showing off his torso on stage, but in person as well.  He posted a photo of himself showing off his assets in a post called “Tugger’s Jellicle Afters @ The Eagle” and captioned it like this: “Tonight.  That’s where I’ll be celebrating closing.  Find me on the dance floor.  Wear a jock.”  If you missed it, I will be glad to share some sizzling snaps on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m giving something to tug your rummer about, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Before we wrap up, I want to take a moment to blow my own horn (which ain’t as easy as it used to be).  This week, we are celebrating 31 years of entertaining the gays, the gay curious, and anyone else with the good sense to check out BillyMasters.com – the site that ain’t going anywhere.  If you have a question for me, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I reveal I really am Lady Bunny (or, at the very least, her younger, thinner stand-in).  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

With The Crown & Anchor under the absentee management of Tristan Schukraft, one expected certain changes.  The first one I noticed is that the shows now have assigned seating.  General admission was never a problem, but what do I know?  Here’s something I know a lot about – drinking!  Gay people like drinking during drag shows (or, really, any shows).  It helps the audience, and it helps the performer.  But this year, there are suddenly no cocktail waiters at The Crown.  Why?  Who knows.  The biggest surprise of all – the hotel has no guests!  Yes, it’s completely empty.  Allegedly, the rooms are being renovated.  Seems to me that’s something best done off-season.

I doubt Tristan is too concerned about any of these things, because he’s got his hands full with a fiancé and other boyfriends (numbers vary from five to eight).  And they’re all getting ready to hit reality TV!  No, this isn’t some Sister Wives-type show.  They’ll be appearing on Below Deck to take a trip at sea (like that infamous three-hour tour).  The trailer to the episode shows it won’t all be smooth sailing, as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.

The Crown & Anchor has had a checkered time since being sold by the formidable duo of Rick Murray and Bill Dougal (Rick just sold Mussel Beach Gym in Provincetown as well).  Before Tristan bought it, the complex was briefly owned by Jonathan Hawkins, who is facing some legal issues.  According to court records provided to Billy Masters International, on July 15^th he was charged with numerous counts of possession and trafficking methamphetamine!  He was released from Barnstable District Court on bail of $150K (he only had to come up with $15K in cash).  His next court date is September 14^th.

By now, you’ve all heard about Perez Hilton’s “situation” and subsequent hospitalization, so no need for me to rehash that.  Sources states that he’s still in the hospital and requires surgery.  His mother has filed for temporary custody of his three children, and I’m told Perez has not fought this.  While various celebrated types have weighed in online about Hilton, I couldn’t help but notice a post by Jared Padalecki.  He initially wrote, “Hey @PerezHilton.  Just wanted to reach out and let you know that you’re in my thoughts…I hope you are trying as best as you can to be kind to yourself right now.  Please surround yourself with the love and support that all humans deserve.”  Shortly thereafter, he deleted the post due to pressure from some of his fans and wrote “I didn’t know.  It’s been brought to my attention.  I’m sorry.”   He then clarified things in a longer post: “To give more detail re: my post wishing someone well… I had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA about his past.  I had heard of him.  Obviously, I had heard that he hadn’t exactly ‘been kind’ to me in the past.  So, my thought is always to give grace and forgiveness to those who may have tried to ‘harm’ you…. That having been said, I TRULY didn’t know ANYTHING about the extent to what he had done.  That’s my bad.”  So, let me get this straight – Jared would rather be known as clueless than compassionate?  And even after all that, does he NOT wish Perez well?

My dear colleague, the iconic Michael Musto was at the Joy Behar show.  I know I say this all the time, but people like Michael Musto are the reason there is a Billy Masters – so give him the credit (or the blame).  We had a lovely reunion – we haven’t seen each other since he was a guest on Billy Masters LIVE (he asked when I’m bringing it back, and I said, I’m thinking about it).  He didn’t stick around afterwards for the meet-and-greet because he had tickets to Puppetry of the Penis – it’s all about priorities.  Days later, he was back in NYC and wrote about going to Lidia Bastianich’s restaurant Becco on Restaurant Row.  In his post, he said, “I recently started on Zepbound because it’s the only legal way to abort the triplets it looks like I’m carrying.  But I’m on the lowest dose, so I can still enjoy a meal out now and again.”  Good for you, Mikey!

Meanwhile on Fire Island, Marilyn Maye was wowing the capacity crowd at the Ice Palace – yes, wrap your mind around that for half a second – Marilyn Maye/Fire Island/Ice Palace.  And throw in that she’s 98 and still touring!  Of course, Auntie Marilyn will be returning to Provincetown for her annual show at Town Hall on August 30^th.  This will mark her 16^th year playing Ptown – so needless to say, I’ll be there.  Marilyn may show no signs of stopping, but I wouldn’t take her for granted.  Grab your tickets now at PtownTownHall.com.

“This poor gay cruise ship just couldn’t find a home. 
It was like the Grindr version of The Odyssey.” 
– Bill Maher weighs in on the Atlantis Cruise which was
turned away from both Turkish and Egyptian ports.

Another week in Ptown, and the strangest encounter of the summer – perhaps of the year (so far, at least).  I was chatting with some people at the delightful ScottCakes, with the equally delightful proprietor, Scott himself.  As I enjoyed a mini ScottCake, Scott was telling some people about my column and other things I do.  That’s when one of them turned to me and said, “Are you Lady Bunny?”  I was never more simultaneously flattered and horrified – although, when you think about it, under her distinctive “look”, she really could be anybody!  Scott set them straight by saying, “He’s Billy Masters,” and happily the other person didn’t look blankly and ask, “Who?”  He was impressed, so I slept with him – ‘cause, you know, I’ll do anything for a fan, or a stranger…or for a ScottCake!

I was in town to see Joy Behar being interviewed by Judy Gold onstage at Town Hall, courtesy of producer Mark Cortale.  Judy did a fantastic job hosting the show, which also included a number of questions from the eager audience.  Fun Fact – in the summer of 2015, Joy was in Provincetown enjoying her retirement after the second time she was fired from The View.  She was looking around for a drag show to attend (which is really quite easy), when her cell phone rang.  It was the producer from The View, asking if she would be interested in returning to host the show on Fridays.  She said, “I’ll think about it – I have to go see Varla Jean Merman.”  The rest, as they say, is history.  Speaking of history, around 30 years ago when I was doing stand-up on a more regular basis, I opened for Joy Behar at Catch a Rising Star in Cambridge.  After the Ptown show, I showed Joy a photo of us from that time.  “My God, I’m so young!” she said.  “What about me?” I asked.  “Please, you look exactly the same.”  While I disagree, I’ll post photos of before and after on BillyMasters.com and you can decide for yourself.

Our Ask Billy question had me quite confused.  Karl in NYC wrote, “Did you hear the news about Angelina Jolie’s brother coming out?  I thought he’s been out for years.”

He was certainly out when I met him over two decades ago.  I remember it like it was yesterday – which is when this headline came out: “James Haven, Brother to Angelina Jolie, Comes Out As Gay”.  Here was the biggest surprise – in 2025, he married a woman.  And yet, there’s more.  Apparently he was married to Romi Imbelli after she appeared on The Real L-Word (for the record, she always presented as bi).  Their marriage lasted 25 days and was annulled – probably by mutual agreement.  They clearly stayed close because Haven made his proclamation on Imbelli’s Substack.  “I’m gay,” to which Romi exclaimed, “As gay as can be.”  Boy, she said a mouthful!  It’s all rather curious to moi, who recalls meeting Haven at the Oscars in 2000.  As you’ll recall, that was the year Angelina was photographed kissing him on the lips.  I believe I met them after the awards, at the Vanity Fair party.  Haven introduced himself as Jamie, and introduced his sister as Angie.  After a few drinks, they canoodled.  I canoodled.  I’m not exactly sure who I canoodled with, but the photos will surely turn up on BillyMasters.com.

When I may have canoodled with both Jamie and Angie, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  It’s all kind of hazy, but I believe I awoke the next day with an unexplained Band-Aid in a somewhat private area.  Shortly thereafter, Angelina started wearing that vial around her neck.  You don’t think….  Nah, it couldn’t be.  For more unexplained phenomena, check out BillyMasters.com – the site that always gets to the bottom of things.  Should you have a question I am equipped to answer, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Angie and Jamie star in a remake of Flowers in the Attic.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Next year, The View is turning 30 – and I know this because I moved into my sumptuous Beverly Hills adjacent abode on the day it first aired.  Executive producer Brian Teta has said that he’d like to incorporate every former View host into the season-long celebration.  While I suspect Jenny McCarthy will be the hardest one to cajole (to say nothing of Meghan McCain), many people wondered whether Rosie O’Donnell would be game.  I can put your mind at ease and report that she has no hesitation about returning to the show.  “I will go on the 30^th anniversary,” Rosie said on The Tangled podcast, “in whatever way they want me.”   This led to comedian and former co-host Michelle Collins posting a video from Milan, Italy.  “I just heard that Rosie O’Donnell…said that she heard all the co-hosts from The View were being asked back for the 30^th season.  Now, that was news to me.  Maybe ‘cause I’m travelling so much my invite somehow got lost.”  This led to some damage control from Teta, who made a statement: “We love seeing all the excitement about The View’s 30^th, lots of plans are in the works, but no invites have gone out.”

Rosie also told Tangled that she would like to revive her daily talk show.  She even has a vision of what it would be.  “It would look a lot like my old show, to tell you the truth.  I think America wants nostalgia.  I think what they don’t want is celebrity culture.  I think celebrity culture is dead in America…I’d like to do mostly human-interest stories, tell good news, have fun and games with people like we used to, get to have Broadway on – and if a celebrity wants to come on and chat, that’s fantastic.  But it wouldn’t be because they had a movie to promote.”  Until then, Rosie guest hosts Jimmy Kimmel Live! the week of August 17^th.

Whoopi Goldberg got tongues wagging about her View salary – but I think everyone misunderstood.  When she was a guest on Baby, This Is Keke Palmer, they were talking about what she loves about doing the show.  Whoopi answered quite simply, “The check.  I love the check.”  When Keke said, “I can only imagine what that check is,” Goldberg shut her down – “No, no, you can’t.  Trust me, you can’t.  You would be shocked.”  Palmer kept going on like it was a HUGE check, and said she’d love to fill in.  Whoopi tried to clear it up by saying, “But as soon as they showed you that check, you’d be like, ‘What the…!?’”  Goldberg has always said that what she likes is that she gets a STEADY check.  But, trust me, it’s not huge…and Whoopi and I both know huge!

By the by, Keke will soon have another check coming in.  In 2027, she’ll be hosting The Voice.  Oh, don’t get excited – Carson Daly is not going anywhere.  Keke is hosting the season called The Voice: Celebrity – where “celebrities” compete.  Something tells me NBC is using the term “celebrity” like ABC uses “stars” in that dancing show.  Carson will continue being a producer for the “Celebrity” season, and plans to return in subsequent years.

Bowen Yang received critical acclaim when he played the iceberg from Titanic on Saturday Night Live.  Was he grooming kids to become icebergs?  I’m starting to think perhaps some princess read to him as a kid, because he’s the latest celebrity to take on the leading role of Oh, Mary!  Yes, Yang will make his Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln starting on September 15^th.  The production also released a rather funny video of Bowen finding his inner Mary Todd, which you can see on BillyMasters.com.

Someone who was most certainly groomed as a child is my dear friend, Thirsty Burlington – not to be confused with Burlington Coat Factory.  The beloved drag queen (not a person of the trans persuasion) has been sidelined these past few years by illness.  But for one night, she will return to the stage of the RedRoom in lovely Provincetown.  The show is billed as Thirsty and Friends – and her friends will be Varla Jean Merman, Tammie Brown, Dina Martina and Nina West.  Frankly, we should all have such a glittering array of friends.  It’s a fundraiser for Thirsty’s medical expenses, and I can’t think of a better way to spend the evening of August 22^nd.  Grab your tickets at RedRoom.club.

Cheyenne Jackson recently appeared in Provincetown, and a video from his show melted even my heart of stone (if indeed stones can be melted).  Cheyenne was joined on stage by his son Ethan for an a capella version of Michael Jackson’s “I’ll Be There”.  I defy you not to melt when you see the video on his social media or our website.

And now, a story I missed due to my European travels.  Way back on June 13^th, Barry Manilow was playing the M&S Bank Arena in Liverpool.  He was singing and playing behind the baby grand, when all of a sudden a guy jumped up on the stage brandishing…a piece of paper and a Sharpie!  He managed to get next to Barry and put the paper and pen down on the piano as security tackled him.  Without missing a beat, Barry signed the paper and waved it singing, “And this one’s for you,” which worked out well since that’s the song he happened to be singing!  The guy retrieved it and was tossed back into the crowd.  “Be nice to him,” said Manilow, “he’s a fan,” which earned him an immediate standing ovation.  Needless to say, the clip will show up on BillyMasters.com.

“He said he’d think about it.” 
– Gus Kenworthy shares what beau Andrew Rigby said when
he proposed.  Of course, he eventually said yes.  The couple now sports
matching Cartier rings – Andrew’s is platinum, while Gus finally took the gold.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m not going to write about it.  No siree.  The texts came in while the drama was unfolding.  “Isn’t it heartbreaking?” said one text.  “Is it?  Is it really?”  My heartbreak is reserved for precious few situations.  But I did have one question – how many are in “a flurry”?  I assume it’s more than “a few”, but probably less than “a gaggle”.  If it were crows, it would be “a murder” – but that’s just a bit too on the nose.  I will make one observation – if you are going to emulate a celebrity, shoot higher than Demi Lovato!

There’s a story circulating in Boston that has given me a red rump – which has been seen by quite a few in various international cities.  It’s regarding Drag Queen Story Time with Ms. Patty – which took place at the South Boston branch of the Boston Public Library.  One person on social media who shall remain nameless posted the story and quipped, “Being trans is a mental illness.”  Sigh – where to begin.  First, I don’t know Ms. Patty, but I wouldn’t assume she’s trans.  She could simply be a drag queen – neither of which I’d identify as a mental illness.  One person responded to this post, “This is about grooming kids.”  Same question I asked in the previous story – “Is it?”  Was Mrs. Doubtfire grooming anyone?  “Grooming kids”?  To become what?  Drag queens?  In Boston we had Boomtown hosted by cowboy Rex Trailer.  Was that grooming kids?  To become cowboys?  Please tell me what Captain Kangaroo was grooming kids to become (other than bunkmates with Mr. Green Jeans).  Is a woman dressing as a princess and reading to kids grooming them to become…royalty?  Maybe this is what happened to poor, misunderstood Meghan Markle.  Maybe one too many princesses read to her as a child!

I came across a clever and unique question in our Ask Billy mail sack.  Paul from Chicago asks, “Is it true that Donna Mills is on OnlyFans?  Is she going to pose nude or is it just a stunt?”

No stunt – it’s all true.  The 85-year-old Mills made the announcement herself: “I’m excited to join OnlyFans because it offers the opportunity for a more personal and direct connection.  It’s simply another platform to spend quality time with the people who’ve supported me throughout my career while staying true to who I am.”  But the question everyone (including Paul) is asking – will she show all?  “Who knows?  My first answer would be, oh, no, I won’t do that.  But then my second answer is, I don’t know.  I don’t want to do anything that’s salacious, you know what I mean?  That isn’t my personality.  That isn’t what I feel good doing.  But if it’s cute and sexy…we’ll see.”  She added that she wants to make her fans happy.  “They have to let me know.  Then I’ll have to make a decision whether I wanna do that or not, but I don’t want to give them that if that’s not what they really want.”

When an 85-year-old is pondering how far she’d go for her fans, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  No such question with moi – I’ve been known to bend over backwards (or forwards) for my fans.  Sometimes individually.  Sometimes collectively.  After all, it is National Anal Month (whatever you do, don’t tell Donna).  For more such salacious stuff, check out BillyMasters.com – the site that always goes the extra inch…or six.  You can always reach out and touch me – electronically (for those of you out of reach).  Just send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Jonathan Bailey stars in Sunday in the Park with Boy George!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Boy George made headlines last week when he withdrew from the West End production of Jesus Christ Superstar.  He was supposed to appear as King Herod from August 2^nd through the 15^th as part of an alternating cast.  His departure was related to his latest song, called “We Will Dance Again”, about the Hamas attacks on Israel in which he refers to pro-Palestine supporters as “sheep”.  Of course, the timing couldn’t be worse – for him to play the man who condemned Christ to death was a bit too art-imitating-life-imitating-the-Bible!  But some insiders from rehearsals for the show claim he withdrew because producers questioned if he could get through the show.  Of course, Boy has other theatre credits, including playing Harold Zidler in the Broadway production of Moulin Rouge!  The Musical earlier this spring.  Even that has come into question via a post from Patrick Clanton, a member of that show’s ensemble (and an occasional Zidler himself): “Y’know, I used to defend his performance in our show, but fuck it.  He was a terrible performer and I was embarrassed to be in the show with him.  Boy, Bye!”

Not a good week for UK theatre.  Ariana Grande has suddenly dropped out of her planned reunion with Jonathan Bailey in next summer’s West End revival of Sunday in the Park with George.  According to her reps, “Ariana will be taking a step back from visibility after she completes the Eternal Sunshine Tour.  She looks forward to finishing the tour and ending it on a high note, both healthily and happily, and then taking a much-deserved break from public-facing work and appearances, which has led to endless, ongoing public scrutiny.”  It won’t be much of a break.  She stars in Focker-in-Law, which opens the day before Thanksgiving and will undoubtedly require weeks of “public-facing appearances” leading up to its release.  No rest for the wicked, I guess.

Since I took a week off from Provincetown, I missed running into my old WeHo neighbor, Jonathan Bennett.  And what did he do in Ptown?  Went to see Jamie Morris’ hysterical Golden Mean Girls, naturally!  I’m told he really enjoyed the show and was laughing heartily.  Afterwards, he stopped to take photos with the cast, saying that he’s seen lots of Mean Girl parodies, but nothing as clever and unique.  I can attest to that!  Catch it at the Post Office Café and Cabaret (PostOfficeCafe.net).  Of course, a photo of him and the cast can be seen on BillyMasters.com.

In recent years, there have been rumors about Jared Leto.  Like Kevin Spacey before him, Leto has been accused of sexual misconduct.  Also like Kevin Spacey before him, he’s been the target of a British expose.  According to the BBC’s Jared Leto: Hollywood’s Dark Secret, he has a pattern of approaching underage girls and having them sign NDAs before some questionable behavior – although most of the allegations are decades old.  Leto responded, saying, “I have never sexually assaulted anyone in my entire life.  These claims are absolutely and categorically false.”  I hasten to add that there is no evidence of him approaching any guys, who would surely be more “receptive” – or perhaps I’m just projecting.  If he weren’t so hot, he’d surely never appear in this column.

I have endless respect for Sister Roma, the famed San Francisco drag artiste and activist.  And she’s been a big supporter of the San Francisco Giants Pride events.  At this year’s Pride Night, three of the players defaced their Pride caps with Biblical verses.  Roma wasn’t having it.  “I am so disappointed that anti-LGBTQ sentiments and homophobia have been revealed, right here in San Francisco, of all place.  Our community has always considered this place home and served as a beacon to queer and trans people around the world.  The refusal to acknowledge and support Pride sent a very strong message.  These players wanted the community to know they do not support them, they do not respect them, and they are not welcome on the very night that was designed to celebrate them.”  But here was the part that got me: “The Giants organization has refused to address this further and suggests that fans ‘move on’.  Well, that doesn’t fly in San Francisco.  This lack of accountability and support cuts deep with the LGBTQ Giants fans and our community at large.  Unfortunately many fans will indeed move on – away from supporting the team they love – but I don’t think this will go away any time soon.  Until the Giants come out with a strong message in support of the LGBTQ community, I don’t think they will be welcome at Pride.”

“Maybe being publicly mocked and criticized
by this administration is actually like the
greatest compliment of all because it puts me
in the company of some of like the most brilliant,
empathetic people in our world today!” 
– Dylan Mulvaney.  At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner,
El Presidente said of Kaitlan Collins, “I thought Kaitlan had really
made it big with a major new sponsorship.  But then I informed her
that it wasn’t her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney.”

This column fills in a niche for many people – a niche rarely filled by other journalists.  For instance, did you know that August is National Anal Month?  You’re not going to get that from TMZ – although I suspect my pal Harvey Levin gets it regularly!  Certainly Falcon Studios knows all about anal.  The venerable gay porn studio has started a publishing house.  FalconINK plans to publish male-male erotic fiction with a twist – their target audience is women!  They are capitalizing on the success of the Heated Rivalry franchise, which began life as a series of books written by Rachel Reid.  “For the first time, we’re also creating content for one of the largest audiences in the M/M romance space: women.  No company is better positioned to tell accessible romantic and erotic stories than the one that has been doing it so successfully since 1971,” said CEO Tim Valenti.  I dunno if their thrust has always been “romantic and erotic stories” – although surely nothing says romance like the smell of a bustling urinal!

Congrats to Sam Smith on his engagement to Christian Cowan.  The couple has been dating since 2022.  Cowan is also a Brit, has his own fashion label, and has worked with numerous celebrities over the years.  No word on when the nuptials will take place, or if Cowan will design the trousseau.

As we went to press came word that WNBA star Brittney Griner and her wife Cherelle have filed for divorce.  Correction – Griner filed for divorce.  While I don’t normally take sides when it comes to situations I know nothing about, I would like to point out that Cherelle fought to get Griner released from a Russian prison for over 9 months.  You’d certainly think that would earn her a bit of grace.  Brittney is also requesting sole custody of their son.

There’s one romantic rumor we can quash.  Pedro Pascal is not dating OnlyFans model, Christian Hogue.  The two were spotted in the company of others on a yacht in Spain.  Lesser scribes took this as a sign of romance – or at the very least one of those “transactional relationships” that are so popular with the rich and famous.  Hogue commented on these rumors.  “I really don’t need to explain myself here but I am going to.  Many of you are spinning this into something it’s not and it’s just sad.  I am not gay nor am I for hire.  I have been welcomed to this boat as a friend for many years.  So it’s a damn shame to see how quickly everyone jumps to this conclusion when it couldn’t be farther from the truth.”  So there!

Many of you have been writing in asking why I haven’t reported about Andy Cohen’s latest paramour.  Really, what is there to say that Andy hasn’t told us?  He met Kevin Sobieski last year at a July 4^th party in the Hamptons.  I wouldn’t say it started with a bang, but I’m sure more than a few bangs have happened since Cohen slipped into Sobieski’s DMs (which is not necessarily a euphemism for the self-proclaimed top).  Andy later gushed, “This man is kind and strong and smart, and he’s an adult, and he loves my children, and they love him.  And I love him.  We have been so slow and deliberate and methodical about getting to know each other, and introducing him to the kids and just entering him into the equation of my family so slowly.  And I have to say, it has been so easy.”  A good top always knows when to take it slow and easy.

Then there’s Kathy Griffin, who is getting over a whirlwind Hawaiian romance.  No, he’s not the hot 22-year-old blond New Yorker – that was just a prank with a friend’s son who was doing security for her.  But around the same time, Kathy had an online relationship with Joe, who is 55 years old (and, admittedly, the oldest man she has ever dated…or kissed).  This Joe is the cousin of one of her male friends and they clicked – until they didn’t.  It fell apart on a long weekend in Hawaii when, after having what Griffin considered great sex, he said, “Maybe you don’t float my boat” – talk about a buzzkill!  You can hear Kathy tell the whole story on her YouTube show (we’ll link to it).

Remember when I married gay porn legend Kurt Young?  That was at an event titled the largest symbolic same-sex wedding ceremony.  Cynthia Nixon will be officiating something being billed as The World’s Largest All-Girl Wedding and Renewal Ceremony.  It will take place on February 21^st, 2027 – look, lesbians need time to plan!  It’s all part of Winter Pride St. Pete at an event being called Bride Pride.  Catchy.

We have time for a very brief Ask Billy question.  Hal in Baltimore asked, “Tom Daley has a line of clothing?”

He does indeed.  It’s actually a collaboration with queer designer Patrick Church.  The line features lots of skimpy wear, which Daley models (barely) to the delight of readers…and hopefully buyers.  You can check out his wares on PatrickChurchArtist.com.  Since a picture is worth a thousand words, you’ll get more than a few thou when you check out the photos on BillyMasters.com.

When love is in the air, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I knew I smelled something – who knew love smells exactly like low tide in Ptown!  Since we ran awfully long this week (that’s what he said), let me slowly squeeze in a snug plug for BillyMasters.com – the site that is always a perfect fit.  Have no fear – I always have room for your questions.  Send them along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone takes J. Edgar’s photo out of the Smithsonian!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Broadway is known for its revolving door when it comes to casting.  The Rocky Horror Show already lost Juliette Lewis, who was replaced by Sherie Rene Scott.  Michaela Jae Rodriguez departed the role of Columbia, which is now being played by RuPaul’s Drag Race alum, Valentina.  The hunky Andrew Durand is leaving the role of Brad in the capable hands of “Glee” alum Kevin McHale (who has turned into quite a little hunk himself).  When Stephanie Hsu leaves the role of Janet, she will be succeeded by Lorna Courtney.  And then there’s Luke Evans.  He’s scheduled to stay through the summer.  And then what?  It’s just been announced that he will be replaced by Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears.  He’ll join the show on September 11^th – an ominous date, to be sure.

Speculation is brewing over who will headline the upcoming national tour of Oh, Mary!  I can tell you that Alaska Thunderfuck will kick off the tour and stay with it until January 17^th (Saint Paul – oh, the humanity).  Alaska will be joined by Tony winner J. Harrison Ghee as Honest Abe.  But, here’s the juicy part – after Alaska leaves the tour, Harrison will take over the leading role!  But, shhh, an official announcement hasn’t been made yet.

When it comes to men in dresses, J. Edgar Hoover holds a special place in history.  So it’s no surprise that a new musical about the FBI director is wowing audiences in London.  One critic describes the show thusly: “If Mel Brooks and Harvey Fierstein collaborated on an old-fashioned musical comedy about one of the most controversial figures in 20th century American history, I imagine this would be the result.”  Well, doesn’t that make you wanna run out and buy a ticket?  Alas, unless you’re already in London, you might be too late.  Here Comes J. Edgar! is slated to run until August 4^th at the King’s Head Theatre.  And in the leading role is our very own Bryan Batt – and we hear he’s amazing.  There is talk of the production transferring – perhaps to someplace in NYC.  Stay tuned.

It’s almost unfathomable.  Here we are, the beginning of August, and I am making my first trek to Provincetown this season.  Within a few hours, I rectified that…several times in fact, but that’s another story.  The purpose was to see Varla Jean Merman’s latest show – Unlike A Virgin – which is playing at the Crown & Anchor through September 19^th (for tickets and info, go to OnlyAtTheCrown.com).  Varla is in prime form with this new show celebrating mothers – both biological and chosen.  She also gives us a glimpse at her origin story that is surely worth the price of admission.  With flashy costumes, catchy ditties, rare archival footage, fantastic new videos (including a guest appearance by BenDeLaCrème), and a heartfelt message, it’s a spoonful of Varla, who has been known to go down like a trooper – which is always welcome in Ptown!  Definitely a must-see.

File this under better late than never – Joy Behar is poised to make her Provincetown debut.  On August 9^th, The View mainstay hits Town Hall in conversation with Provincetown legend, Judy Gold.  The event, being produced by Mark Cortale, will raise funds for Sandy Hook Promise.  Needless to say, I will return to Ptown for this event, in case that sweetens the pot.  You can grab tickets for the show at PtownTownHall.com.  To see me, you don’t need a ticket.  You’ve just gotta grab my “attention”…or whatever else is handy.

Speaking of belated debuts, it’s being said that Derek Hough just took his first bow on a Broadway stage in Chicago on July 20^th.  That’s not strictly accurate.  He was a replacement dancer in Burn The Floor from January 8^th through the 10^th in 2010.  But this was the first time he ever got to speak – even briefly.  He did the introduction to Chicago for one reason (and for literally one minute) – to welcome his pal Mark Ballas back into the production.  And, as luck would have it, we have every second of his time in the spotlight on BillyMasters.com.

Although I announced his run in Chicago, I never saw Matteo Lane in his Broadway debut.  By all accounts, the comedian distinguished himself admirably with his acting, dancing, and singing.  Our spies in the production tell me that he was a delight backstage and a very hard worker.  And unlike when Whoopi says, “You’re welcome back any time,” I’m told Chicago means it.  Until then, you can see some clips of him in the show on our website.

By the by, Matteo is also appearing at Provincetown Town Hall – courtesy of the Payomet Performing Arts Center.  His shows will take place on August 7^th and 8^th.  You can get tix at Payomet.org.

“I have seen his nipples
more than I’ve seen mine!” 
– Ana Navarro quips about Lenny Kravitz and his propensity for
continuing to pose shirtless at 62 – not that anybody minds. 
At least The View went on hiatus with a bang.

There are very few rules in this world that I think are worth following.  But here’s one you don’t break – never piss off a drag queen.  And Representative Nancy Mace could learn this the hard way (and not in the good hard way).  During a recent subcommittee meeting about funding for various Smithsonian organizations, Mace brought up a photo of RuPaul in the National Museum of American History.  “RuPaul is a man that dresses like a woman… literally.  Do you know how many kids get raped by adults in this country?  Putting this kind of crap in front of kids sexualizes them, makes them vulnerable to people who wanna abuse them.”  I have a question – how many kids have been raped by a man in a dress?  Now tell me how many kids have been raped by a man not in a dress.  Seems to me the guys in trousers are the problem.  Some notable drag queens took Nancy to task.  Cynthia Lee Fontaine suggested that Mace “invest your time in education and also getting churches investigated for sexual abuse and conversion therapies damaging children by the pastors.”   To be fair to Miss Mace, I believe priests fall under the category of “men in dresses”.  After asking “can I sue?”, Kandy Muse said, “I’m talking with my lawyer.  I’ll let you know what he says.”  My bon ami Willam pointed out that “the continental congress wore wigs and heeled shoes.  They’re in the museum and didn’t want to rape kids did they?”  The jury’s still out on that one.

This week’s Ask Billy question took me by surprise.  Gary in Detroit wrote, “Why did Matt Rogers and Fraser Olender break up?  That really surprised me.”

Wow, that surprised me, too.  Not that I expected them to grow old together and raise a flock of children reminiscent of a Benetton ad.  But, I simply hadn’t heard about this.  Of course, it makes sense – apparently the news only went public as we were preparing this week’s column.  So what did I do?  I called someone more plugged in than moi.  Someone at Bravo – a network where getting plugged in is part of every job description.  Here’s what I heard – it was a mutual decision and they’re still friends.  I traded promises of sexual favors for that?  Clearly I am talking to the wrong people at Bravo.  But, wait a minute – maybe I should talk to someone not working for a network that employs one (if not both) of the parties.  So I called a friend who recently worked with one of them, and he told me they broke up shortly after the Las Culturistas Culture Awards in June.  That struck me as odd because only a month ago, Matt said this on Watch What Happens Live: “He’s as lovely as you probably can guess.”  Really?  Can I guess??  Please?

When I’m not going to guess why a couple broke up, it’s time to end yet another column.  See?  I stick to facts.  If I can’t back it up, I’m not saying it.  Of course, I can back up everything on BillyMasters.com – the site that has never been sued (although Colin Farrell threatened once – but I’m saving that story for the book).  And, trust me, if I come up with some dirt, I’ll share it with you in a future column.  Until then, keep your questions coming.  Send them along to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before something in this column gets cut out of the west coast feed.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

I attempted to flee Boston’s Emerson Colonial Theatre in a panic after the opening night performance of the Broadway-bound play Paranormal Activity.  No, the play didn’t scare me.  I just wanted to beat the crowd to the parking garage!  And in the lobby, I ran smack dab into the doyenne of Boston’s entertainment scene, Joyce Kulhawik.  “I take it you were not convinced,” she said to me with a sly smile.  That’s putting it mildly.  It truly wasn’t all bad.  Leading man Travis A. Knight is delightful to look at…particularly when he takes off his shirt (which happens in the first act).  It’s the script that doesn’t hold up to scrutiny.  Not that I think anyone, including the writer (Levi Holloway), spent much time scrutinizing it.  It strikes me as a play written to shock audiences…and to make money.  It will do both.  After a laborious first act that only gets moving in the last 15 minutes, the second act is chock full of twists and turns that become less and less convincing.  Still, it’s a handsome production, there’s a hot guy to look at, and you’ll jump out of your seat at least once – sounds like a guy I met in Boise, but I digress.  Paranormal Activity plays at bargain prices in Boston until July 30^th.  It hits Broadway on August 14^th.

We interrupt this column with a late-breaking announcement.  Dancing With The Stars pro Gleb Savchenko claims that his wife abducted their kids and moved to Hong Kong.  I’m shocked!  Gleb has kids?  And a wife?!

Despite all the awards and attention Cats: The Jellicle Ball has received, the Broadway production has posted a closing notice.  While the notice was announced by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber himself, he’s also the one complaining about it.  The show was supposed to run until January 17^th, but Lord Andy says it will prematurely close on August 8^th.  “What is happening in front of all who care about the Great White Way breaks my heart.  One of the last things Hal Prince said to me was that it broke his heart that it was impossible for new or daring work to be originated on Broadway anymore.”  That’s a whole lotta heartbreak for one sentence.  ALW continues: “The truth is that, for any show, it makes practically no financial sense to come to Broadway with things as they are.  Creators, writers, and directors have been forced to take minimal royalties from new shows, often surviving on a fixed weekly fee rather than a royalty.  It makes it impossible for young creatives to make a living from theatre alone.  Investors count themselves fortunate indeed if they see a portion of their money back.”  I would hope Andy isn’t implying that he is on the brink of food stamps.  He ends by saying, “Broadway is in dire danger of rivaling Hollywood’s empty soundstages with increasingly dark theatres.”  Not that it’s germane to this conversation, but Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber’s net worth hovers around $1.2 billion.  Not bad for minimal royalties.

Someone who is doing quite well in the theatre is Cole Escola.  The brains behind Oh, Mary! has a new feather in his cap – he’s going to star in a filmed version of the play!  Hot on the heels of the premature departure of comedian Catherine Tate from the title role in the West End production came some good news.  Cole will rejoin that cast – fortuitously in time to film the show on July 28^th.  Joining him from the Broadway cast will be our own Michael Urie as Mary’s teacher.

We interrupt this column for an announcement from Cheyenne Jackson (who, as it happens, also played the role of Mary’s teacher in the Broadway production of Oh, Mary!).  Cheyenne will be bringing his latest solo show to Provincetown.  The Mid Life Torso Tour (and what a torso it is) hits Town Hall on August 2^nd.  It will be presented by Mark Cortale.  You can grab tickets at PtownTownHall.com.

“I never said there was no fire.  It just wasn’t a
raging forest fire.  It was a small kitchen fire that
could have been put out with an extinguisher.” 
– Kevin Spacey responding to Bill Maher’s observation about his multiple
accusers, “Come on, man, there’s too much smoke to be no fire”.

Virtually every week The View makes some sort of news, which is probably why it kicks off its 30^th year on the air in September.  As the ladies prepare to go on summer hiatus, they’re going out with a bang.  This most recent scandal is one that hasn’t gotten much press, but one which I think my readers will particularly find, dare I say, titillating.  The guest was Jennifer Garner, who was promoting The Five-Star Weekend (which looks like fun).  They talked about what her “love language” is (don’t get me started on that).  It was the always-newsworthy Joy Behar who had this confounding question: “You say that food is your love language.  You use it to connect with your three children.  What are their names?  I have to know…I love to know people’s names.”  This is so perplexing on many levels.  First off, I’ve never heard Joy mention being enamored of anyone’s name – including the name of some guests!  Secondly, kids’ names are public knowledge –why the question, unless there’s a point.  And it was obvious there was a point because Garner looked panicked.  That’s when Whoopi jumped in to the rescue with some made-up names (Lasagna, Bobby and something I couldn’t quite make out).  Garner seemed relieved and went on to talk about the kids’ ages and what they are like in generalities.  It all seemed kinda odd.

Even odder is that the entire exchange was crudely cut from the show’s west coast feed and from the version they post online (the original and edited versions can be seen on our website).  Why?  We don’t know for sure, but it is worth noting that the Garner/Affleck middle child was formerly known as Seraphina, came out as transgender, and is now known as Fin.  Perhaps Garner didn’t want to get into this discussion.  But did her people ask that the question be cut, or did “The View” do so preemptively?  Inquiring minds want to know.

But that wasn’t the only View-related headline.  As we all know, Sunny Hostin is a lawyer (like Star Jones before her).  And Sunny has an intriguing new client – her son.  Last month, Gabe Hostin was out jogging near the family’s home in New Rochelle, and inadvertently crossed onto railroad tracks owned by Metro-North.  The cops cited him for trespassing, which led to Mrs. Hostin going to the scene and meeting with the officers.  Despite reports to the contrary, she was calm, cool, collected, and above all, respectful and professional (and appears to be in full hair and makeup).  The cops were likewise chill and simply following protocol.  After the fact, Sunny wrote a letter to the DA asking for the case to be dismissed.  “My client is a 2025 Harvard University graduate with no criminal history or prior contact with the criminal justice system.  He is an avid runner and former Junior Olympian track athlete who was in the area training.  He reasonably believed the area was accessible and had no intention of entering private property unlawfully.  The facts demonstrate that this incident resulted from an honest mistake rather than any criminal intent.  Dismissal would avoid imposing unnecessary consequences on a young man who has demonstrated exceptional character and achievement and who poses no risk to the community.”  His court date is July 31^st.  You can see the police body cam video on BillyMasters.com.

Our Ask Billy question is about something you’d expect me to know nothing about.  Henry in Chicago writes, “What do you know about the gorgeous captain of the Norwegian soccer team?”

Picture it – Billy Masters sitting down to watch not one but two soccer games in their entirety.  That was how I returned from Europe.  More shocking – I enjoyed myself.  And not because of the hot men (shock number three), but because I enjoyed the game.  Where else can you watch 90 minutes of continuous action and end with a score of zero to zero?  Talk about a nail biter!  Of course, the Norwegians scored points during the FIFA quarterfinals thanks to Erling Haaland.  The blond god is 6’5” and turns 26 on July 21.  While Henry didn’t ask, Erling is reportedly straight and has a girlfriend.  He also has an enormous collection of Hermès bags, including Birkins.  Maybe it’s a Nordic thing – like the horns or the man bun!  Sexual preference aside, I suspect Haaland would be quite flattered by your attention, so why not flatter him some more with some hot photos on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re revealing a Viking’s hammer, it’s time to end yet another column.  Looking at those photos, I’m inclined to hammer in the morning and the evening all over this land.  Fun Fact – who knew Vikings were circumcised?  That’s just one of the things you’ll discover on BillyMasters.com – the site that can be seen…even during a total eclipse.  As we went to press, news of the passing of Senator Lindsey Graham was announced – I believe by his close business associate, Benji.  See?  Unlike other defunct outlets, we cover everything.  So send your questions along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Atlantis schedules a Scandinavian excursion!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

We already told you about the Atlantis cruise that was banned from Turkish ports – much to the ire of Miss Patti LuPone, who has never been one to go quietly into that good night.  Due to the scheduling snafu, the ship added stops in Cairo and Crete.  Alas, even that was not smooth sailing.  Cruisers woke up to this notice: “Early this morning, we were informed that Scarlet Lady has been denied entry into Egyptian waters, and, as a result will no longer be able to call into Alexandria today.  I know how much this visit meant to so many of you.  We successfully sailed a similar itinerary last year without issue.”  Our very own Todrick Hall was on board and was not amused – “We’re stranded in the middle of the ocean,” he said, as if he was on the Costa Concordia!  We’re told that the cruise continued to Crete, where I assume the Greeks were far more accommodating.

Parliament House in Orlando, Florida was a legendary complex known for accommodating gents of all ethnicities since 1975.  Like many other things, Parliament was a casualty of Covid and shuttered in November of 2020.  Since then, there have been numerous announcements of a new location, a grand reopening, a new chapter.  This is another one of those stories.  The new Parliament House will allegedly open at 29 South Orange Avenue in Orlando – less than two miles away from the classic location on Orange Blossom Trail.  This venue was formerly a comedy club, and while many things happened at the original location, laughter was rarely one of them (except when my play Hollywood Uncovered ran there in 2002).  More details are slated to be announced “soon” – a date I don’t have on my calendar.  But we do know that the new location will not be a hotel/resort – it will simply be a nightclub.  The owners cited the Pulse Nightclub massacre and said, “We’re going to make it very special again and give them, hopefully, what the community wants and makes them feel safe again.”.

Sometimes things come back.  And then there’s the DataLounge – a somewhat notorious gossip website that started about a year after I began writing this column (things that make you go hmm).  It’s been so many years since I’ve heard anyone mention it, I just assumed it went the way of the Big Wheel and Perez Hilton.  So color me Barbra when the site announced an imminent closing next month.  This inevitably brings up that philosophical question – if a website nobody goes to suddenly shuts down, has anything actually even happened?

Cher is poised to become an animated character.  And who didn’t see this coming?  She is in talks to team up with Bob Geldof (of Live Aid fame) to participate in an animated feature called Fly Squad – First Strike!.  It’s about three insects who enter a chemical plant to find an antidote to a toxin that could kill them all.  Perhaps they should have called it The Last Roundup – but perhaps that’s too on the nose.  Cher’s character would be the mother of the main insect, while Geldof plays an insect rocker organizing Insect Aid.  Why not ask Joan Collins to reprise her memorable role in Empire of the Ants?  I smell a hit – or maybe it’s just citronella!

One of my favorite performers is the luminous Susanna Hoffs (both as a solo artist and with The Bangles).  She’s announced two gigs that couldn’t be more different.  From September 10-16, she will be opening for Billy Idol’s It’s a Nice Day To…Tour Again tour.  Then, from September 21-26, she’ll be at the famed Café Carlyle in NYC.  For a singer-songwriter who enjoys connecting with an audience, this is a perfect gig (her colleague Belinda Carlisle was announced for a two-week run at the legendary venue – Carlisle at the Carlyle – during the summer of 2020, which was cancelled due to Covid).  Here’s another coincidence – back in 2022, The Go-Go’s were announced to open for Idol on a UK tour.  That tour was cancelled due to Idol’s health.

Speaking of Belinda, she just wrapped up as a special guest for Take That’s The Circus Live stadium tour in the UK.  But, fear not – she’s got some special stateside gigs coming up.  She returns to host and perform at her annual Belinda Carlisle’s Animal People Alliance Christmas Party at The Abbey in West Hollywood.  The show is a bit early this year – December 3^rd.  But, you know, she’s a busy gal!  Also appearing at the gig will be Debbie Gibson and Carson Kressley – forever thwarting rumors that they are the same person.  Back to Belinda – she’ll then do a few shows on the east coast as part of her Heavenly Hits tour.  On December 30^th, she’s at Palladium Times Square in NYC.  On New Year’s Eve, she’ll be at the Ridgefield Playhouse in CT.  Then she’s in Bethlehem, PA on January 2^nd.  Get your tickets early.

For the past couple of months, we’ve been monitoring the precarious health of Bonnie Tyler.  Back in May, she was hospitalized in Portugal, which led to intestinal surgery and a medically induced coma.  At the time, doctors were optimistic for a full recovery.  She even reportedly awoke from her coma.  Alas, last week her condition deteriorated.  She passed away at 75.

“But I, you know, had to hire a
professional to teach me how to bottom.” 
– Billy Porter admits that in his younger years,
he was a total top (mostly a “fear-based response”). 
“But by 30, I was ready to be versatile.”  And he never looked back!

Last week, people started talking about the Emmys, which begs the question – is it time for the Emmys already?  Nope.  They don’t take place until September 14^th.  But they announced the name of the host – Mariska Hargitay.  Out of left field?  Perhaps.  But she is a bona fide television star.  One might call her an icon (although I wouldn’t be that one).  She just wrapped her limited run in the Broadway production of Every Brilliant Thing, replacing Daniel Radcliffe – talk about range!  Every Brilliant Thing is now starring Tracee Ellis Ross.  I shudder to think…

Back to the Emmys.  Nominations were announced, and one nod took me aback (which I typically like) – Connor Storrie.  Talk about a back!).  Sure, he made a splash on Heated Rivalry, but this nod was for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series stemming from hosting Saturday Night Live.  Again…range.  What about Heated Rivalry?  The show was shut out for good reason – since it was a Canadian production, it didn’t qualify.  I know many of you will ask about other foreign shows that have won Emmys.  But they only qualify if they’re a co-production with a US company.  While HR is on HBO Max, it was made for the Canadian network, Crave.

This leads to an inevitable Hudson Williams story.  He has a tiny cameo in a short film wearing a skimpy costume.  The flick, Human Nature, premiered at the Run N Gun Film Festival – my invite clearly got lost in the mail.  Williams’ appearance in one of those Borat “mankinis” helped the snippet to win the coveted Audience Choice Award.  That’s the good news.  The bad news is that Hudson was removed from a Peloton ad campaign after a photo of him as a teen surfaced where a bunch of symbols and slogans are drawn on his face – including a swastika and the word AIDS.  The underaged Hudson claims he was completely unaware of what his friends had drawn on his face.  “The markings do not and have never reflected Hudson’s beliefs, values or character.”  If we’ve learned nothing, please remember – friends don’t use Sharpies on friends’ faces!

Another of our favorites made a stir in a short film.  Zane Phillips appears in Something Still, which features the hunk in a steamy three-way.  Like I always say – stick with your strengths, Tracee!  Although the short has turned up at a few film festivals, and some footage has appeared on lesser sites, the full flick has found its way to BillyMasters.com.  You’re welcome.

If the Turks have a problem with a boatload of gay men, I wonder what they’d think of our Ask Billy question.  Wilt in Arizona writes, “Have you seen the photos of Elliot Page?  Man, he’s ripped!!”

I can think of nothing that would make Page any happier than that comment – including the words “man” and “ripped”.  Of course I saw the photos.  They were part of a post from Page praising coach Nolan Hansen – who, FYI founded the Trans Boxing Club (I just got an image of Hillary Swank).  Of Hansen, Page says, “He’s a brilliant teacher, not just in the way he breaks down complex movements, but also in his strategic understanding of boxing and his thoughtful approach to the psychological side of the sport.”  I dunno about all that, but the abs speak for themselves, on BillyMasters.com.

When Elliot is turning my head, it’s time to end yet another column.  And just like that…I’m back in the States!  Well, I will be by the time you read this.  It’s been a long trip and I’m ready to wrap up this long column.  But let me first remind you to peruse BillyMasters.com – the site that clearly caters to everyone.  No matter where you are, no matter how far, I’m here for you.  Send your questions in to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Patti learns the lyrics to “Anything Goes”…in Turkish.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

We keep hearing about the Heated Rivalry cast members picking their follow-up projects with great care.  A horror film, a comedy, a short for a cellular company, etc.  But very little has been said about Francois Arnaud – at least when it comes to his professional life.  And then, the blockbuster announcement – he’ll be one of the leads in the Broadway revival of Richard Greenberg’s play Three Days of Rain.  And he’ll be in good company.  He’ll be joined by Yvonne Strahovski (from The Handmaid’s Tale) and David Corenswet – you know, from Superman.  By the way, Arnaud and Corenswet will both be making their Broadway debuts with this production.  The play has a pretty stellar lineage on the Great White Way.  The original 1997 cast included Patricia Clarkson, John Slattery and Bradley Whitford.  And the 2006 revival starred Julia Roberts, Paul Rudd and Bradley Cooper.  So, this revival (opening in February) is sizing up to be quite an event.

The aforementioned Bradley Whitford is also returning to the stage next year…in a revival of Aaron Sorkin’s A Few Good Men.  Before it was a blockbuster film, it was a play on Broadway in 1989.  Fun Fact – Whitford, who has a long history with Sorkin, made his Broadway debut in the original production as an understudy and eventually played the lead role.  In the upcoming revival, he’ll be assuming the role immortalized on film by Jack Nicholson.  Performances begin on October 8^th.

We interrupt this column to bring you a message from Miss Patti LuPone: “I am shocked.  The Atlantis cruise I am performing on next week has been banned from entering Turkey.  A ship – a magnificent ship – full of well-heeled gay men.  And me.  Denied entry to Turkey simply because of who is on board.  I am furious, but I am sailing, as the ship will make other ports of call.  I am ready to perform for all the wonderful men on this Atlantis cruise, who deserve so much better than this.”  Why, I am shocked!  Shocked that Patti didn’t use more colorful language, more capital letters, and more exclamation points!

Let me expound on LuPone’s statement, not that she needs any help from moi.  Atlantis’ Mediterranean cruise departed Athens on July 5th and will end up in Venice – or will it?  It had scheduled ports in the Turkish town of Kusadasi and Istanbul.  Hours before the ship left Athens, Turkish officials squashed the event, claiming the charter is filled with people “known for behaviors incompatible with the fabric of our society and our moral values”.  The authorities also shut down a gay nightclub in Istanbul (not Constantinople) that was promoting the cruise.  For their part, Atlantis scrambled and added stops in Cairo and Crete – which sounds more fun to me anyway.  It’s worth noting that the vessel for this venture is owned by Virgin Voyages and is called the Scarlet Lady.

Every time Colton Underwood makes a revelation, I like him just a little bit less.  He all but admits how calculated his “coming out process” was (a process that conveniently happened after cashing checks from three seasons wooing women on various Bachelor programs).  “To protect myself, I would only hook up with married straight men.”  OK, let me stop right there – no “married straight men” are hooking up with guys.  A friend of mine says he only hooks up with straight guys that want blow jobs.  If they want blow jobs from other guys, they may not be gay, but they’re certainly not straight.  Colton clarifies: “When I was in the closet, the only time I would ever hook up with men was if they were married because they have more to lose than I did.”  What he’s actually saying is he only hooked up with other closeted (or questioning) men.  He adds, “So, if they tried to, you know, ruin my career and my life for football, they had a whole family that they’d be risking as well.  It’s a messed-up thing to think through.”  Yes, it’s messed up.  Colton was willing to ruin someone else’s life if push came to shove.  He admits, “It was just like a way to protect myself.  I mean, looking back on it now, I wish I would have been a little bit more vulnerable about just talking about my struggle with my sexuality.  I think there could have been something just interesting in that conversation.”  It certainly would have been a helluva lot more interesting than this one!

“Marry her, Charley.  Just because she’s a thief
and a hitter doesn’t mean she’s not a good
woman in all the other departments.” 
– Angelica Huston to Jack Nicholson in Prizzi’s Honor.

Last week, Karamo Brown (from Queer Eye) revealed that he is “dating a celebrity”.  The next day, photos were published of Karamo out with none other than Jussie Smollett (from late-night strolls on the streets of Chicago).  Still, if I were sleeping with everyone I was photographed with, I’d be awfully busy…and sore.  The photos were snapped at various times during a day in LA – hiking, running errands, having lunch.  Nothing unusual about that.  What about photos of an LAX liplock?  And there’s your smoking gun.  Adding fuel to the fire, Smollett performed at Harlem Pride’s 17 Shades of Pride event, and a special someone was there to cheer him on.  It should be noted that Jussie and Karamo have known each other for years.  In fact, Smollett called Karamo “my dear friend, my brother, my comrade” when he presented him with the HRC Visibility Awards in 2018 (a video which you can see on BillyMasters.com).  Normally, I’d think it’s unlikely that two gay men who have been platonic friends for years suddenly started dating – unless they were both always hot for each other and unavailable.  Of course, I never was interested in someone who had been with two Nigerian bodybuilders!  On a podcast, Karamo said that he was “one hundred percent sure” that this beau is “the one”.  “I’ve met my equal…That’s the reason why we’re taking it slow and – not taking it slow, we are deep in love – but why we are not public yet, because we don’t want comments.  We are protecting the love we have, because I do believe this is going to be my husband.  I believe this is going to be my forever person.  I feel it every day.”  He added, “It’s not like we’re hiding.  We go out, we do whatever.  We’re together, we hold hands everywhere.”  Bing, bing, bing!

In even more shocking news, David Geffen has been spotted with his ex, David Armstrong/Donovan Michaels.  Not only were they spotted together, but they were on Geffen’s yacht in Mallorca, Spain.  You’ll recall that their divorce (finalized in April) was quite contentious.  Rumor has it that Geffen had to pay out roughly $15 to $30 million.  Maybe he negotiated something in return for those payments – you know, like that prenup Ari made with Jackie.  A sort of “pay-for-play” situation.  I’ve always suspected Geffen didn’t necessarily want a hubby, but wanted something that the husband could, shall we say, “provide”.  Photos will surely turn up on our website.

Since I’m weighing in on other people’s lives, I suppose it’s time for me to make a confession.  As you know, I’m always on the road, or at my sumptuous beach house in Fort Lauderdale, or with Big Mama Masters in Boston.  You know where I rarely am?  At my West Hollywood abode.  So when my good friend Armie Hammer became homeless, I had to help.  “Armie,” I said months ago, “Why don’t you crash on my sofa?”  He wondered why he couldn’t sleep in my bed since it was empty, but there are limits to my friendship.  I thought this was just a private arrangement, but last week he spilled the beans.  According to The Hollywood Reporter, “For a stretch, he was couch surfing, staying in friends’ places while they traveled.”  You’re welcome.

This is a perfect transition to our Ask Billy question.  Rod somewhere in the iCloud asks, “Did you see that Jeff Stryker posted on his Facebook page that he’s looking for networks to produce a documentary, a bio docuseries and audiobooks?  Would any network besides Logo be interested?”

I think Logo would be the last network to pick it up since they no longer produce original content.  Although it might fit in well nestled between Three’s Company and Mama’s Family reruns!  Jeff has been trying to get some traction on his story for some time.  A few years ago, it looked like a documentary might happen, and then it didn’t.  At one point, it was going to be a book (maybe Liza could help him).  I never count out the ever-resilient Stryker, even on this long-gestating project.  How long?  The contact info on all material is a Hotmail account!

When I’m developing a gay Amish reality show, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  And I think I’ve come up with the title – Amish Behavin’!  Oh, I smell a hit…or something.  I may have left Italy, but I’m still overseas.  Where?  Let’s just say I met three men named Zoltan before clearing customs!  While I partake of some other local customs, you can check out BillyMasters.com – the site that has something for everybody.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Stryker or Hotmail make a comeback!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

New York’s hottest night of the year took place last week with the return of the annual Broadway Bares benefit.  Since 1992, Jerry Mitchell has helped raise over $33 million for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.  This year’s extravaganza brought in $2,534,428 – breaking the previous year’s record.  Mark MacKillop once again topped himself (which, experience has shown, could land you in the ER).  He brought in a staggering $227,371, roughly $200K more than the second-highest earner (Ricky Schroeder, Jerry Mitchell’s hunky hubby).  Fun fact – MacKillop has raised over one MILLION dollars for BC/EFA.  If I were a betting man, I’d count on some videos and photos showing up on BillyMasters.com.

As I was leaving Italy, Chris Appleton (former Mr. Lukas Gage) docked in Positano and wasted no time stripping down to his Speedo.  This vacation is fortuitous because he’s about to be very busy.  He’ll be one of the competitors on the upcoming season of Strictly Come Dancing (the UK version of Dancing with the Stars).  While Lukas will likely not be cheering on his ex, Appleton’s kids will be ringside most weeks.  You didn’t know he had kids?  Prior to coming out at 26, he was with Katie Katon for about 9 years (he was married to Lukas less than 9 months).  Chris has a 24-year-old son named Billy and a 22-year-old daughter, Kitty-Blu – which I thought was a product in my local Petco.  Anyhoo, you can check out his hot Speedo shots on our website.

Only a few days into the summer and we have a rerun.  It’s been less than a month since the arrest of adult film star Drake Von (aka Dawson Bacon – which certainly sounds like more of a gay porn name to moi).  He termed that incident a “publicity stunt”.  Doesn’t sound like he’s very good at stunts because a few days ago, he crashed his Tesla into a Kia Soul!  He told police that he hadn’t had a drop of alcohol in over a week.  But the cops reportedly found 13 nitrous oxide tanks in his car, along with balloons and rubber bands.  He agreed to take a sobriety test.  While we don’t know the results, he was taken away in handcuffs – which he should be used to by now!  All of these incidents took place in Las Vegas – a city known for all sorts of stunts (it’s also where Appleton and Gage wed).  Regarding that earlier “stunt”, we’ve learned that it started when his galpal Quinn threw his Louis Vuitton promise ring out of a moving car (how Jonas Brothers of her).  When they got home, Von reportedly took Quinn’s cell phone and said if she wanted it back, she’d have to get on her knees and apologize to him.  Talk about art imitating life!  When the police arrived, they saw an empty magazine from a firearm on his coffee table and called in a SWAT team.  Frankly, it all sounds far too dramatic for porn – gay or straight!

Even off the air, Queer Eye keeps making news.  Suddenly another person is dishing some dirt…going all the way back to season one.  Tan France claims that prior to the 2018 premiere, he was involved in a tense confrontation.  “I’ve never said this before, and I won’t say who it was, but during filming of that first season, somebody on the cast was quite frustrated with me when they found out that I wasn’t out to my family.”  I have so many comments.  First, you’re cast on a show called Queer Eye.  You know it’s going to be on TV.  You surely understand that people are going to watch it and your family is going to find out you’re gay – unless, of course, they’re Amish!  Sidebar – I think I just stumbled onto a great idea for a new reality show.  Putting that all aside, do I believe that everybody has the right to come out in their own time and in their own way?  Yes.  Allegedly, the co-star who had an issue with Tan also said the following: “You’re kind of a traitor to us on the show if you’re not out.  Like, how can you be on Queer Eye and not be singing it from the rooftops?”  Once again, I’m of two minds.  First, I think we’re throwing the word “traitors” around more than Alan Cumming.  Also, why do gays have to sing from rooftops?  France put a button on it: “You have no idea what my experience is as a queer Muslim, a queer brown person, a queer immigrant.”  That’s true – but I do have a very good idea of what anybody’s experience would be being a closeted gay person on a gay television reality show.

Matteo Lane made a revelation of his own – he and hubby Rodrigo Aburto have split up.  You’ll recall, Matteo and Rodrigo had a whirlwind courtship in 2023.  They flirted online in March, met in April, married in August.  Hey, sometimes it works.  Alas, this wasn’t one of those times.  Eagle-eyed fans were the first to notice.  Back in May of 2025, Rodrigo deleted all photos with Matteo from social media.  And in September, Matteo posted photos with an Italian model named Gianluca Volgare.  Finally, Matteo decided to address it all on his podcast.  “I don’t know how to say this.  Rodrigo and I did break up.  I know a lot of people have been asking about it.  Yeah, we did break up, but the good thing about this is that him and I are still friends with each other.”  Like me, Matteo knows that the best material comes from experience.  “I called him and I was like, ‘Hey, I have a bunch of jokes.  I want to read them over with you first because I wouldn’t want to talk on stage without you knowing.’”  Rodrigo laughed and felt the material was fine.  And for the record, Matteo and Gianluca did indeed date briefly.

“Well, I think it’s interesting when
someone says to their doctor,
‘I’d like to look younger than my children.’” 
– Rosie O’Donnell to Andy Cohen when he asked
her opinion on Kris Jenner’s facelift.

Our first story is not much of a story at all.  In fact, it was preordained – perhaps in the stars, perhaps by the gods, perhaps by Billy himself.  It concerns the recent Liza at 80 concert at Carnegie Hall.  You didn’t have to be psychic to know Liza would not appear – regardless of her saying she “hoped” to attend.  One of the participants, Andrew Rannells, dutifully told Andy Cohen that Liza would not only be there, she actually selected all of the performers AND what they would perform.  Of course, he also believed Minnelli read her audiobook, so he’s a questionable source at best.  Oh, but it gets better.  It’s also been claimed that Liza wrote the entire script for the show herself.  Yeah, and she wrote her autobiography, too!  On that topic, Minnelli’s bestie Michael Feinstein performed at the concert.  Sister Lorna Luft also appeared.  So if Liza couldn’t be there…well, that speaks volumes.

In a related story, The Wizard of Oz at The Sphere in Las Vegas has brought in over $400 million.  So the venue has been on the lookout for another film that would lend itself to the interactive venue.  And I think they’ve come up with the perfect candidate – The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  The cult classic, which has been interactive since it debuted in 1975, seems like a perfect fit for 2027.  A spokesperson said, “With Sphere, we have the opportunity to take that spirit of immersion to an entirely new level.”  I would recommend wearing a slicker!

An old story surfaced in our Ask Billy sack a couple of weeks ago.  Roger in Phoenix asks, “What’s going on with Lil Nas X?  I would think you’d have an update by now.”

I held onto this question until there was something to actually report.  Lil Nas X has finally emerged from his cocoon to let us know what’s been going on.  First things first – he looks great and appears to be in good spirits!  He’s somewhat tentative when it comes to his revelations – understandably so.  He says that he spent a few months in rehab and, since then, has been splitting his time between Atlanta with family or in LA alone.  He’s continuing therapy, which he’s finding helpful.  And he’s been diagnosed with bipolar disorder (the late-night strolls in undies and cowboy boots were clearly a sign).  “I feel like I had known for the past few years, but I didn’t want to admit to it because I didn’t want to have to take medication and, I dunno, have people think differently of me.  I dunno – I’m already black and gay!  Damn, God, I’m black, gay and bipolar!  I’m like living life on like extreme hard mode.  But on a serious note, I’m doing much better.  I’m doing better.  I’m feeling better.  I’m creating freely.  And there’s less fear in my heart.”  If he feels as good as he looks, he’s definitely on the right path!  You can see his full statement on BillyMasters.com.

When stars are showing up in “our” places, it’s definitely time for me to end yet another column.  While all of these luminaries are frolicking in the States, I’m still cavorting on the Continent.  But no matter where I am, the one thing that never gets neglected is BillyMasters.com – the site that tells (and shows) all.  If you’ve got a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Billy Porter brings Hasselbeck to her first drag brunch!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

Knowing how to wrap up a beloved series is a tricky thing.  It rarely lives up to expectations.  I love Hacks, but felt the final season kinda limped along without the fervor of previous years.  That said, I did find the last episode touching and fitting.  It inspired me to revisit the series’ original pilot.  That’s when I realized how PERFECT the finale was.  A work of genius.  While I don’t love how they got there, they pulled it off.  Bravo!

Speaking of Hacks, it was only at the end of the run that Paul W. Downs showed off virtually every inch of his beautiful body on the show.  We ogled his physical perfection, and wondered why he hadn’t been flaunting it forever.  He heard our cries – or, more likely, decided that with Hacks in the rearview mirror, he could distract us.  What other reason could there be for him to recreate Marky Mark’s iconic Calvin Klein undies photo shoot for Paper?  While he doesn’t seem to possess Wahlberg’s “largess”, he certainly makes up for it with his tight and toned torso – surely wasted on a straight guy.  He even indulged in a number of shots with his Hacks cohort, Meg Stalter, taking up where Kate Moss left off.  The sizzling snaps can be seen on BillyMasters.com.

In case you wanted even more of the Hacks hunk, Downs mounted the stage of the Las Culturistas Culture Awards on Bravo.  He accepted The Shrek Award for Top Thing We Want to Do to That Green Guy – in full Shrek regalia, including the little brown vest and green body paint.  While in character, he didn’t rule out using a double-headed dildo (filing that away for future reference).  You can see the entire bit on our website.

The scene-stealing Stalter is poised to make her Broadway debut in Oh, Mary.  Could it be that, like Maya Rudolph, she will prove that a woman can actually play the role of Mary Todd Lincoln and do well at the box office?  We’ll find out when she debuts on July 6^th.  She’s scheduled to stay with the show until September 12^th.

If there’s a show that works with stunt casting, it’s Jesus Christ Superstar.  You’d think it couldn’t get more stunty than last summer’s Hollywood Bowl production with Cynthia Erivo and Adam Lambert.  But let me tell you about a production that already played Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre in London.  After winning all sorts of awards, it just transferred to the London Palladium, where it will play until September 5^th.  And, kinda like Chicago on Broadway, there will be a rash of rotating Herods – most notably Jesse Tyler Ferguson (June 20 – July 11) and Boy George (August 3-15).  Due to demand, the production will then transfer to the Theatre Royal Drury Lane in the fall and feature a few fantastic fellas in the role.  Even more intriguing are Matt Bomer (October 16-31), Bob the Drag Queen (November 16-21), and Michael Ball (November 23 – December 5).  Praise the Lord!

Last week, Pete Buttigieg shared this on social media.  “Eight years married and I still can’t get enough of that smile.  Happy Anniversary, my love!”  Proving that there’s someone for everyone!

Meanwhile on the Left Coast, Kamala Harris and hubby Doug Emhoff popped into The Abbey in West Hollywood.  “She just stopped in randomly for no reason other than to hug people, shake hands and wish everyone happy Pride,” said one patron who was there.  “There was nothing going on.  She just went into the dance area and walked over to the Chapel.  Everyone started cheering.”  We hear she stayed for about 20 minutes.  Secret Service agents were there but stood far away to give her the opportunity to talk to patrons and take some selfies.  I couldn’t help but think she might have made a better Grand Marshal candidate than Kathy Hilton!

Not to be outdone, my beloved Ptown got a quickie visit from Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.  They were in town for a sold-out screening at the Provincetown International Film Festival.  Their flick, Family Movie, was truly a family affair.  They not only co-wrote, co-produced, and co-directed the horror-comedy, they even co-starred in it…with their kids!  While in Ptown, they checked out some of my favorite haunts, including Joe Coffee and the Shipwreck Lounge.  And like Kamala, they even posed for photos, which you can see on BillyMasters.com.

“Are you his interpreter or are
you his Vice President?  Come on!” 
– Joy Behar to JD Vance after he tried to explain
El Presidente’s comment, “I love the inflation”.

They say no television show sells more books than The View.  JD Vance may be many things, but he’s not stupid.  So into the lion’s den he went – and came out a winner.  You’ll find no bigger fan of The View than moi, but sometimes less is more.  A good host gets out a specific question, lets the guest answer, and perhaps asks a follow-up.  What happened here is there were simply too many people at the table.  Multiple hosts chimed in on the same question, so all Vance had to do was sit back with a bemused smirk on his face and then pivot.  Alyssa wanted to ask about the Iran deal.  Didn’t get to it.  Will El Presidente ever leave office?  Who knows?  Is Vance planning to run in 2028?  Never asked.  I hate to agree with someone who gives Ivanka and the Bush twins a run for their money in the Republican nepo-baby sweepstakes, but Princess McCain probably summed it up best: “After all these years, they still get basic facts wrong, flub easy questions and can’t get through a segment without yelling at each other.  Vance handled it all very well.”

Then JD made this confession to FOX News: “Honestly, I expected them to be absolutely vicious, and they were only a little bit vicious.  It wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be.”  He added that during a commercial break, Joy Behar said, “You know what?  You’re pretty good…for a Republican!”  Joy admitted she told him off camera that he should run for president because he has a “good vibe”.  She hastened to add that she wouldn’t vote for him.

Billy Porter dropped by CBS Mornings to promote his run in La Cage aux Folles, only to find himself being interviewed by Gayle King and another former View co-host.  Elisabeth Hasselbeck was filling in!  On the topic of La Cage, Lizzie said, “It’s funny, in that little tease you talked about not being a sports person.  I’m not really a drag person, but I’m a person person, so we get to be who we are, and I love that about our world, right?”  Billy laughed in that perplexed type of way.  You can see this curious exchange on BillyMasters.com.

Yet another View alum is returning to the airwaves.  As you know, Jimmy Kimmel often has friends fill in during his vacations.  One in particular will surely make headlines.  “As a special treat for our commander-in-chief, I asked one of his all-time favorites, Rosie O’Donnell, to be here to keep the hits coming.  So, you’re welcome.  And all I ask in return, Mr. President, is that you don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone.”  Rosie is scheduled to host the week of August 17^th.  I’m sure El Presidente will be tuning in!  Before that, Rosie will be performing her latest one-woman show, Common Knowledge, at the Daryl Roth Theatre off-Broadway July 22 – August 8.  It previously had sold-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as well as Dublin, Sydney, Melbourne, and Glasgow.

Nicholas Galitzine doesn’t seem to stop.  Sure, he’s gracing the big screen in the Masters of the Universe remake and soon to be on the small screen in the Red, White and Royal Blue sequel.  He’s also signed on to play Hoyt Richards in a new biopic directed by Gus Van Sant.  Hoyt is often called the first male supermodel since he worked with everyone in the ‘80s.  You can learn all sorts of things about Richards in a three-part HBO documentary that just came out, called Bring Me The Beauties – A Model Cult.  Hoyt was allegedly bilked out of millions by the Eternal Values cult that preyed upon male models – so kinda like a Jeffrey Epstein for boys!

Our Ask Billy question this week came from Josh in Dallas.  “I just saw some photos of Mark-Paul Gosselaar on stage in a half shirt and short shorts.  And he looked HAWT!  What was that all about?”

The former Saved By The Bell hunk was showing off his physique to promote his new series at the Bell Media Upfronts in Toronto.  The Canadian sitcom is called Bulges, which follows “the eccentric staff at an iconic, once-thriving all-male restaurant in Niagara Falls”, that was considered Hooters for women (or, I hasten to add, gay men).  Gosselaar credits his taut torso on two things.  No, not Tai Chi Walking!  Jiu-Jitsu and his diet.  “I don’t eat as much as I used to.  I’ve gotten to the point where I just eat really good foods when I want to and I don’t feel so, ‘Oh my gosh, I didn’t get my protein in after my workout.’”  I’m sorry, did he just say “oh my gosh”?  Frankly, I don’t care what he says, if he looks as good as he does on BillyMasters.com.

When Bulges are busting out all over, it’s time for me to end yet another column.  Isn’t that what’s supposed to happen in Pride/Family month?  Thinking of things that could go well together, I bet Gosselaar would look good in some of Ann-Margret’s outfits.  While he checks out her wares, you can check out BillyMasters.com – the only site that could compare those two performers.  Feel free to send all your deep, burning questions along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone squeezes into Ann-Margret’s red, white and blue bodysuit for the 250^th festivities!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

The legendary Ann-Margret is auctioning off some of her baubles, bangles and beads.  These include a colorful assortment of frocks for stage, screen, and just dusting around the house.  Many are by Bob Mackie, but there are a few Nolan Miller and Elizabeth Courtney items thrown in.  There’s a red, white, and blue bodysuit which she apparently wore to the White House in 1975 (pre-Bicentennial), a bangled number which she wore to sing to President John F. Kennedy, and even a black satin dress worn to the 1977 Academy Awards, which is only slightly diminished in value because she let Sabrina Carpenter wear it to a Met Gala dinner.  But it’s not just clothes.  She’s even got a full-sized pinball machine commemorating her time in Tommy!  And why not throw in an animated cel of her as Ann–Margrock!  There’s also a lock of A-M’s hair for a collector who hopes to one day grow their own Ann-Margret!  The Ann-Margret Collection hits Julien’s Auctions on June 23^rd at 10AM Pacific.

In my haste to deliver some late-breaking Tonys news, I neglected to send congrats out to Qween Jean, the costume designer of Cats: The Jellicle Ball.  Qween became the first openly trans person to win a Tony Award, and how fitting that the show is set in the legendary NYC ballroom scene.  “We are here for the legacy of queer people, trans people.  We are taking up space in ways we have to take up space.  We have to shift the paradigm.”  Congrats!

Back when Billy Porter was on death’s doorstep with sepsis, someone very close to him called me up to say he’d be fine.  How could this person be sure?  Because Billy was dying to do a revival of Jerry Herman’s La Cage aux Folles.  Let that be a lesson to you – always have something to live for.  Porter is poised to kick off performances of the musical – with Wayne Brady by his side.  The production comes to us courtesy of the Encores! series at New York City Center.  This is the same group that brought us such semi-staged productions as the recent transfer of Once Upon a Mattress, to say nothing of a little musical called Chicago, which just celebrated 30 years on Broadway.  While I don’t expect La Cage to match that success, I think it could have a mighty healthy transfer if the videos from rehearsal are any indication.  You can check them out on BillyMasters.com.

Rumors are picking up steam about Jamie Lloyd planning to direct a new production of Stephen Sondheim’s Passion.  Sure, the show returning to Broadway is enough to generate gossip, but the casting of Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Groff is certainly whetting people’s appetites (please, oh please, don’t let Groff’s best friend get cast as Clara).  While some are skeptical this Passion project will happen, it ain’t such an outrageous proposition.  Lloyd previously directed a production of the musical at London’s Donmar Warehouse way back in 2010, where it starred Elena Roger.  And, fun fact – this would be a reunion for Groff and Erivo since they previously did a one-night-only concert of How To Succeed in Business in London back in 2015.

I’m looking forward to Julia Louis-Dreyfus finally making her Broadway debut in a revival of Other Desert Cities alongside Allison Janney, Ed Harris and Lily Rabe.  Since there has been some speculation, let me clear one thing up – Julia is playing the role of Polly, which was originated by Stockard Channing.  Allison is playing Silda, previously played by Judith Light (and Linda Lavin off-Broadway).  They’ll be directed by John Benjamin Hickey.

In a somewhat curious casting notice, London’s West End will get a new production of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? this fall.  The battling couple will be portrayed by Gillian Anderson and Billy Crudup.  I’m putting my skepticism aside because this production will be directed by Marianne Elliott.  So perhaps Billy will play Martha!

A couple of months ago, I reviewed the world premiere of Matthew Lombardo’s play When Playwrights Kill, which took place in Boston.  The two leading actors, Beth Leavel and Matt Doyle, are reuniting for Hello, Dolly! at the Ogunquit Playhouse from June 18^th through July 18^th.  Grab your tickets at OgunquitPlayhouse.org.

“I’m sure you hear this all the time, but
you look exactly like Rod Stewart.” 
– What I heard from a checkout clerk.  I would have been
complimented had she said “a young Rod Stewart”.

You know it’s summer when Billy has left the country.  Yes, once again, it’s time for another European adventure – sans Beverly D’Angelo.  I can’t say it was a smooth trip overseas, but at least I made it in one piece.  While my full itinerary is one of those well-kept secrets that only members of Congress seem capable of, it does include checking out some real estate.  After all, you never know when the climate back home could get a bit too hot.

Speaking of overseas property, lots of people have been asking me about the protests against the Trump family in Albania.  Let me give you some backstory.  One of the biggest resources Albania has to offer is natural beauty.  Due to their isolationism since World War II through the 1990s, most of their land has been undeveloped – something they used to be very proud of.  Untouched beachfront on the Adriatic and Ionian Seas is a very valuable commodity.  So when Jared Kushner offered Albania over $4 billion to purchase land on the Narta Lagoon along with the island of Sazan, Prime Minister Edi Rama leapt.  It should also be noted that Kushner’s Albanian proposal came about after a similar deal in Serbia fell apart amidst criminal charges of falsifying documents.  Anyway, the Albanian people ain’t so happy with this.  They point out that the protected wetland is home to flamingos, seals, and sea turtles.  Thousands of protesters swarmed the area as well as the capital.  One person said, “It’s not right that some corrupt politicians who run Albania can decide what they can do with our property.”  Perhaps they’ve not heard of the East Wing.  Plus, what better place for a former ruler than a country without an extradition agreement?

Meanwhile back in my adopted Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis was not content with his war on Pride.  He’s decided that June would be the perfect time for Faith and Family Month.  And he’s emphasized he means the “Biblical family unit”.  But which Bible?  Since lots of Jewish people live in Florida, is it just the Old Testament?  Isn’t that the part that says we can’t eat seafood and pork?  So much for my scallops wrapped in bacon!  And did you know that DeSantis was once a member of the Navy, a JAG officer, and advisor to SEAL Team One?  I’m guessing he got past that “Thou shalt not kill” commandment.  He also seems to not care about that “judge not lest ye be judged”.  Who said that?  Was it Matthew?  Or Deuteronomy?  I’m not sure, but it’s someone who was in Cats, I’m sure.  I’ve never been a big fan of picking and choosing – especially when you’re choosing for others.

This week’s Ask Billy question came from Mark in Boston.  “I just heard that gay porn star Drake Von was arrested for attempting to strangle his partner in Las Vegas.  Is it true?  And could you post his mugshot?

TMZ first reported that Von (real name Dawson Bacon) was arrested in Las Vegas on June 3^rd.  When the accuser was identified, we learned she’s a female named Quinn!  She claims to have blacked out after Von “restricted her breathing”.  She says he slammed her to the ground and told her to get on her knees and beg if she really wanted her phone back (sounds like he confused her with one of his on-screen sexual partners).  Somehow, she escaped and called 911.  A video of Von’s arrest has emerged.  While an officer cuffs him and places him in the back of the patrol car, they casually discuss their favorite performers at the EDC – an electronic dance music festival that took place in Vegas weeks earlier.  Drake was charged with felony domestic battery by strangulation, felony coercion constituting domestic violence, and misdemeanor domestic battery.  He was held on a bond of $25,246.  After being released, Drake said, “All allegations are false, charges will be dropped, and it was all a misunderstanding.”  He later said, “I’m very good mentally.  This was all a publicity stunt.”  Giving credence to the “publicity stunt” angle is a photo Quinn posted of herself bent over and dressed as a cop with Von behind her in an orange jump suit.  Have we all been had?  Check out the photos and videos on BillyMasters.com.

When someone is able to pull the wool over Harvey Levin’s eyes, it’s time for me to end yet another column.  At least I had the good sense to be skeptical!  For more in-depth reporting, check out BillyMasters.com – the site that’s got a whole lotta allegations but not a single conviction.  If you need me to run a background check on anyone, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Drake Von is named Grand Marshal of some city’s Pride Parade!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.

This column comes moments after the Tony Awards.  I intentionally left this paragraph blank in hopes that something truly noteworthy would happen.  Given the host, I knew there was a chance P!NK would plummet from the rafters during one of her inevitable aerial stunts.  And sure enough, she flew in – as Peter Pan singing, “I’m Flying!”  She was helped down by former Tony host, Neil Patrick Harris, who cheekily said, “Haven’t you heard?  The flying twinks are all vampires now.”  She then segued into an all-star opening called “Leading Lady Marmalade”, joined by numerous hunks, starlets, “dolls”, and various Broadway luminaries…and Lea Michele.  P!nk certainly proved she had the pipes (and the gams).  I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the hot blond guy helping winners from stage right.  And, for the love of God, could Paul Rudd have straightened Alden Ehrenreich’s tie before his speech?  If the point of the Tonys is to drive tourism to Broadway, I’d say mission accomplished.

The Tony Award-winning musical Chicago is known for stunt casting – usually centered around the role of Roxie Hart.  People from Christie Brinkley to Pamela Anderson have left their mark on the role.  Occasionally the part of Billy Flynn is assumed by such luminaries as Usher, George Hamilton, Taye Diggs, Mark Ballas, Colman Domingo, and even Jerry Springer.  The next Billy Flynn will be another member of our community.  Starting on June 22^nd, Matteo Lane joins the cast (you’ll be forgiven for thinking he’d play Mary Sunshine).  As with most of these other people, this will mark Matteo’s Broadway debut.

Speaking of Chicago, the Chicago Shakespeare Theater is presenting the North American premiere of the stage version of Brokeback Mountain.  I reviewed the West End world premiere of this play back in 2023 when it starred Lucas Hedges and Mike Faist.  I thoroughly enjoyed it (which is saying something, since I loathed the film).  This production stars Harrison Ball and Jack Cameron Kay and runs through June 28^th.  You can get more info at ChicagoShakes.com.