“I don’t know if there are any kids watching. 
But if you are, grow up straight.”
–  Bill O’Reilly on Real Time with Bill Maher.  Curious words from someone who allegedly urged a
female producer to rub a “falafel thing” on her “pussy”.  We always thought he meant “luffa” –
although neither seems particularly hygienic.  What he meant for the “kids” was to grow up
and stay on the “straight and narrow” …unlike him, apparently.

Last week, I was seated in the second row of a theatre.  In front of me were four empty seats.  In due time, two older ladies sat down.  Just before the show started, four other people appeared with tickets for all four seats.  Discussions ensued until the first ladies pulled out their tickets.  In what was perhaps the greatest line reading of all time, one of them said with complete innocence, “You mean this isn’t Row R?”  Yes, because so many theatres begin the Orchestra section with Row R!  They quickly scurried away – only to later be spotted in Row F.  I have yet to determine if it was an issue of guile, malice, or presbyopia.

The performer I went to see was the incomparable Sam Harris, accompanied by the equally astounding John McDaniel.  The high esteem and affection I hold for both has been duly noted.  This was my first time seeing Sam since his vocal troubles during Covid, so I had some concerns – which were quickly alleviated.  He is in fine fettle.  In fact, his voice may be better than ever.  This new show, Beyond the Rainbow, is marvelously constructed with a healthy balance of witty showbiz anecdotes and new material alongside the expected showstoppers (apparently it is always 11 o’clock at Casa Harris).  One cannot ignore the elephant in the room – or the lack thereof.  Sam has lost a staggering 55 pounds.  He’s as svelte as a schoolgirl, and has seemingly turned back time.  If you get the chance to see him, run, don’t walk!  BTW, some photos and videos can be found on BillyMasters.com.