Simone and Jesse Transform
The guy who accosted Ariana Grande on the Wicked: For Good red carpet at the Singapore premiere previously targeted Katy Perry. There’s no accounting for taste.
In other film news, we hear that Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz may be reuniting for a fourth Mummy flick. Might I suggest they call it Grand Mummy?
In announcing a sequel to Zootopia, Disney also revealed that it will include a new character – Nibbles. This minx of a beaver will be played by Fortune Feimster. Once again, I’ll pause while you insert your own joke.
With the Bond franchise now in the hands of Amazon (OK, technically Amazon MGM Studios), rumor has it that Jeff Bezos wants his wife to be the next Bond girl. Lauren Sanchez as a Bond girl? The same Lauren Sanchez who was turned down TWICE to be a co-host on The View? If that’s the criteria, Rachel Campos has a shot!
Olympian Simone Biles went public about some cosmetic procedures she’s undergone. “Social media is not real, that’s why I try to be as transparent as possible.” She had breast augmentation, lower blepharoplasty, and earlobe surgery (which, you may recall, Chelsea Handler says she wants done). What is lower blepharoplasty? In Simone’s family, it’s known as “Biles eye bags”. She says she wanted her boobs to be even bigger, but they couldn’t fit into her frame. When she saw the ones she ended up with, she felt they were too big. But, as with most large foreign objects entering the body, she just had to breathe and let them settle in. Eventually, they felt just right.
I recently went to see the third installment in the Now You See Me franchise – which completely baffled me because I apparently missed the second film (I’ve now rectified that). As an aside, can I just say it’s almost criminal what has happened to Jesse Eisenberg. Really, whoever did that to his hair should be sued for malicious intent. Then again, it’s been 16 years – time does indeed march on. The point of this item is to tell you about the cinema I saw it at – one of those that makes you choose a seat in advance (something I hate doing). This cinema labels Row A at the back of the house and increases letters as you move closer to the front. So I guess it is a thing.






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