Didya know David Geffen got married?  We learned that news when he filed for divorce!  I wasn’t surprised that his estranged spouse was a go-go boy, a former gay porn star, and a hooker.  What DID surprise me was that they didn’t have a prenup!  They apparently met via a website and David paid $10K for the first “date” – the way all great love affairs have commenced since the beginning of time.  Geffen later paid for dental and skin treatments along with some plastic surgery.  Geffen also allegedly supplied “cocaine, molly and cannabis”.  Sign me up!

The coupling of Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton was even briefer.  Appleton publicly took the high road.  “You can love someone and there not be a forever happy ending.  And just because it’s not forever doesn’t mean it didn’t mean something.”  Lukas called getting married after dating for two months, “unhinged”.  “I don’t know literally what went through my head, but we live and we learn.”  He said an NDA stopped him from saying more, but didn’t stop him from writing a memoir – a questionable choice for any 30-year-old.  I Wrote This For Attention was the most honest title of all time.  He claims an ex gave him two STDs.  Who is the ex?  I dunno – I didn’t read the book.

Back in June of 2024, gay porn superstar Austin Wolf’s home was raided by the FBI.  He awaited an arraignment for close to a year.  I don’t care who you are – sometimes you can have too much sex!  After lengthy negotiations, he pled guilty to interstate commerce, enticing a minor to engage in activity in the facility of another individual, and oral sex with an individual younger than 17 years old.

After two years, gay porn legend Brent Corrigan resurfaced.  Turns out he had a massive seizure back in 2023 and was on life support – at one point the hospital said “they weren’t able to register any brain activity”.  Recuperation required learning how to walk, talk, eat, etc.  We’re told he’s doing better every day.

Someone else wasn’t so lucky.  Legendary porn actor Colton Ford died during a hiking accident.  Please, don’t let Colton die in vain.  Learn from this tragedy.  Physical activity will KILL you!

One of the juiciest stories of 2025 was Tyler Perry being sued for $260 million.  The complaint was filed by a hot actor, Derek Dixon… and he had receipts!  Derek made Perry’s acquaintance while cater waitering.  Like virtually all cater waiters, he had a script to pitch.  Perry was intrigued enough to cast Dixon in Ruthless and The Oval.  He even bought Derek a new Jeep!  All was fine until Dixon spent a night in one of Perry’s guest rooms and woke up to find himself the small spoon to Perry’s significantly larger ladle!  Derek enumerated all of the incidents in a sit-down with ABC News Live anchor Linsey Davis.  Not one to take these matters lying down, Perry called the lawsuit “profoundly disappointing, cynical, and – most of all – false”.   His lawyers say that Perry “looks forward to refuting each and every false accusation in court.”