“I know how to handle a stick.” 
– Gus Kenworthy campaigns for a role in season two of Heated Rivalry. 
But he’s got other fish to fry.  The ever-ambitious athlete secured
a spot on Team GB for the upcoming Olympics.

Sometimes you’ve just got to be patient.  An event 50 years in the making was just announced – a reunion of Charlie’s Angels.  Obviously since the death of Farrah Fawcett (Majors), it isn’t a reunion of the original cast.  But it’s the next best thing.  On April 6, 2026, Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith and Cheryl Ladd will attend a 50^th anniversary celebration at the PaleyFest LA.  You’d think the fact that they got Kate to show up (likely in a face mask) would be cause to celebrate, but there’s a fly in the ointment.  I never thought I’d say these words, but people are clamoring for Shelley Hack.  The least popular Angel in captivity is also the only living Angel not invited.  Of course, she still could show up.  Nobody’s saying she can’t buy a ticket.

Vying for second place in hot stories is this: “Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy Awards.”  That’s the statement from Lemon’s lawyer.  This stems from Lemon’s interviews of protesters and the pastor at an anti-ICE rally at Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota on January 18^th.  El Presidente took umbrage at the coverage, and the Department of Justice twice attempted to get an arrest warrant.  A Minnesota Federal District Court judge denied both requests.  Lemon and four others were charged with “Conspiracy Against Right of Religious Freedom at Place of Worship” and “Injure, Intimidate, and Interfere with Exercise of Right of Religious Freedom at a Place of Worship”.  That’s a whole lotta religious mumbo jumbo from someone who previously quoted Two Corinthians!