“I picked those drapes in my first term. 
I always like gold.  But I think we can
save a lot of money – I just saved curtains.” 
– Donald Trump pivots from talking about “Operation Epic Fury”
to discussing drapes.  The war in Iran, brought to you by HGTV.

Has anyone out there ever watched a television show in “Accessibility Mode”?  For people who are visually impaired, someone does audio descriptions of what is happening on the screen.  I accidentally toggled it on for last week’s Saturday Night Live.  I don’t want to call someone out as gay…but the guy who was doing the narration was most definitely gay.  When Ryan Gosling walked out to do his monologue, this is how it was described (and I will post it on BillyMasters.com lest you have any doubt): “Ryan enters through an upstage door, cuts through the band, and makes his way to center stage on the home base set which looks like Grand Central Terminal.  Ryan is a tall, fit white guy with wavy blond hair.  He wears a double breasted charcoal pinstripe suit over a watermelon red shirt…unbuttoned several buttons…down his chest.”  Gurl, keep it in your pants!