I can only pray this week’s Ask Billy question is the last word on the 2026 award season.  Michael in Los Angeles asks, “What was the story of the Heated Rivalry guys at the Oscars?”

Connor and Hudson were at the CAA Pre-Oscar Party.  Only Hudson went to the Oscars, but he was reunited with Connor at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party (should anyone think it is a snub, he had a scheduling conflict – same reason Hudson skipped the formerly SAG Awards).  Since I know straight guys read this column religiously, let me give you a tip (just the tip): if you are somewhat less physically defined than the person you are posing next to who is also wearing a sheer top, cover up.  We’ll refrain from discussing Connor’s hand in a muff.  But, Hudson, in the name of all that is holy, skip the trains!  All night, Williams was in danger of recreating Isadora Duncan’s final moments (look it up).  And, fret not, Francois was there as well – as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.  By the by, don’t believe the rumors – Connor didn’t leave the party to hook up with Troye Sivan.  As if.  They just happened to both be leaving at the same time.

When I’m giving fashion tips to straight guys, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I want to send out my best wishes to Ann-Margret.  Due to a broken elbow, she had to skip an appearance at a Lexington, Kentucky convention, saying, “I won’t be able to sign anything!”  But compared to Liza, she’s the picture of health!  For more gossip, you can sign on to BillyMasters.com – the site that’ll never leave you hanging.  If you have any questions, send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Feinstein latches onto Ann-Margret!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.