“I would never have approved.  She sticks out so much
above the waist.  She was totally wrong to play me.” 
– Kim Novak shares thoughts on the casting of Sydney Sweeney in her proposed biopic.

Last week, the Ohio House of Representatives passed House Bill 249, which is called the Indecent Exposure Modernization Act.  It would outlaw people from wearing clothes and makeup designated for the opposite gender.  Now, of course, who is this targeting?  The bill does exclude performers in a “venue”, but woe be unto Gene Simmons if he tries to go to the concert hall in his KISS regalia.  Or Jared Leto from throwing on a bit of guyliner.  Or Adam Lambert from…well, even leaving the house!  But we stress that at this point, it’s not a law.  If Schoolhouse Rock taught us nothing, we know that it’s just a bill, yes it’s only a bill, and it’s sitting there on Ohio Capitol Hill.  It’s not yet a law.  It can hope and pray that it will, but today it is still just a bill.

I surely hope Kristi Noem’s husband isn’t planning to change planes in Cleveland anytime soon.  And, “change” is the operative word.  The story everyone who isn’t in the Cabinet is talking about is the photos of Kristi Noem’s husband.  If you don’t know, I’ll explain.  Bryon Noem – who is barely a looker as a guy – is dressed in some kind of leotard top stuffed with some enormous fake boobs (complete with nipples) and pink stretch pants.  He’s allegedly into “bimbofication” (which means exactly what you think) and has a penchant for interacting with online webcam girls.  Lydia Love, who works on CamSoda, said Bryon was a submissive who paid about $25/minute.  “He would try to talk more feminine.  His kink was yoga pants.”  However, Love said it could be very frustrating because he was not very good at being submissive.  With a wife like Kristi, that actually surprises me.  It should be noted that in 2022, when Mrs. Noem was governor of South Dakota, she signed an anti-trans bill into law.  At the time, she cited a study that over 90% of trans people are depressed.  When asked about this, she said, “That makes me sad and we should figure it out.”  I’m kinda surprised she didn’t recommend taking them outside and shooting them, but I guess she limits that punishment to four-legged creatures.  BTW, when this story about her hubby broke, Kristi asked for “privacy and prayers”.  The words “you reap what you sow” spring to mind.