Not all cis women are doing females many favors.  Actress Ruby Rose went public with the following:  “Katy Perry sexual assaulted me at spice market nightclub in Melbourne.  I was only in my early 20s.  I’m now 40.  It has taken almost 2 decades to say this publicly.”  Let me interrupt to say I’m not a big fan of revelations that come out a couple of decades later – especially from someone who has been in the public eye for at least one of them.  Let me continue Ruby’s scintillating prose: “She saw me ‘resting’ on my best friends lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her.”  She sure knows how to paint a picture!  She adds that Katy is “welcome to sue me (she won’t, because it happened, I have photos and it was literally in public and witnessed by multiple people).”  She reveals that at some point, Katy “agreed to help me get my US visa.  So I kept it a secret.”  Dare I say…tit for tat?

Perry’s reps released the following statement: “The allegations being circulated on social media by Ruby Rose about Katy Perry are not only categorically false, they are dangerous reckless lies.  Ms. Rose has a well-documented history of making serious public allegations on social media against various individuals, claims that have repeatedly been denied by those named.”  Ruby, we’re happy to print those photos – send ‘em along.

Some girl-on-girl action happened on The Drew Barrymore Show.  Drew went to adjust guest Tori Spelling’s mike pack, which was tucked in the back of her trousers.  “Is it weird that I just start immediately sticking my hand down your pants?”  Tori responded, “Not really – I was hoping you’d touch me.”  Drew continued, “Too much too soon?  Good, because I’ve known you forever.”  Tori shrugged and said, “We’re gonna kiss next.”  Drew said, “Listen, I’m single.”  Tori said, “So am I.”  And then they kissed.  Then they both extolled the virtues of Matt Bomer and how they’d like to kiss him (Drew already has).  I think we’ve figured out why they’re both single.