You know I hate to complain.  But what the hell kinda conclave was that?  My God, the movie was longer (or maybe it just seemed longer).  Anyway, we have a new Pope – Leo XIV.  Didya know the new pope watched the film Conclave before going into the actual conclave?  At least that’s what his brother told the press.  Just what the Vatican needs, the papal equivalent of Roger Clinton!  I have friends who aren’t happy that this pope is somewhat conservative regarding gays and women in the church.  People, grow up.  This is the Catholic Church!  It’s like saying McDonald’s should hire more vegetarians!  Speaking of food, here’s a fun fact – apparently it’s against the rules to serve ravioli during a conclave?  In the past, people would send secret messages inside the certain food.  That’s why tubular pastas and roast chickens are also against the rules.  At least now I know why so many priests have turned to me in a confessional and said, “Is that cannelloni in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”