We’re a fickle bunch.  If Dean Cain still looked like he did in Lois & Clark, we’d forgive him anything.  But being twice that size and championing El Presidente, the former Dean Tanaka is dead to us (not in the literal sense, of course).  Last week, I almost posted a quote about how much he loved playing gay in Greg Berlanti’s Broken Hearts Club.  This week, he said this: “I’ve spoken with some officials over at ICE, and I will be sworn in as an ICE agent ASAP.”  Margaret Cho took exception, and I’ll let her speak for us all.  “Why would you join ICE and encourage people to join ICE when your ancestors were interned in World War II?  You’re Japanese.  You’re not even white…I know you, and you are not white…You’re never gonna be white, no matter how many of these white activities that you participate in, no matter how racist you are…Always Wong, never white.”  John Leguizamo chimed in: “What kind of loser volunteers to be an ICE officer?  What a moron! Dean Cain, your pronouns are has/been.”  It’s important to remember how many minorities and women and gays (oh my) not only support El but are also Republicans.  Cain, for his part, seems to be someone with his own sense of civic responsibility.  He said, “For those who don’t know, I am a sworn law enforcement officer, as well as being a filmmaker, and I felt it was important to join with our first responders to help secure the safety of all Americans, not just talk about it.”

Someone else with a questionable past is joining the “special forces” – at least on TV.  Jussie Smollett dips his toe back into the entertainment business by returning to the FOX network for Special Forces.  He’ll be competing against such people as Teresa Giudice, Jessie James Decker, and Johnny Manziel.  My money’s on Teresa!

Everyone lusted over Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton when they were a couple.  That was one helluva long weekend!  Recently, the hair-hopper said, “You can love someone and there not be a forever happy ending.  And just because it’s not forever doesn’t mean it didn’t mean something.”  Yes, it meant something – that you’re both nuts!  Previously Lukas called getting married after dating for two months, “unhinged”.  “I don’t know literally what went through my head, but we live and we learn.”  He wanted to say more, but revealed he signed an NDA – which always makes me suspicious.  He didn’t mind adding that he thought his hair never looked worse!