Our Ask Billy question comes from Jonathan in Las Vegas: “I heard that Robert Irwin is going to join The Chippendales for their Las Vegas show at the Hard Rock.  Any truth to the rumor?”

It is true that The Chippendales reached out to Robert.  And they aren’t the only ones.  The Thunder Down Under boys also would like him to join them – and being from Australia, they could have the edge.  Alas, Robert has turned down both offers.  “Not for me.  Not right now.  I’ll take the shirt off every now and again, I’m going to draw the line there…for now.”  So if you want to see Robert shirtless, you’ll have to check out BillyMasters.com.

When two residencies are vying for an Irwin, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  And at least they didn’t reach out to Bindi!  For other heavenly bodies, head on over to www.BillyMasters.com – the site that will leave you breathless.  If you have a question you’d like me to grab ahold of, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I announce my farewell (which ain’t happening anytime soon).   Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.