On to the story that keeps on giving – the David Geffen divorce.  Last week, the mogul’s estranged spouse David Armstrong withdrew his complaint that he had been “groomed”.  The document claimed that Geffen used seduction and control to entrap Armstrong.  Wait – we’re talking about David Geffen, right?  Not that the 82-year-old can’t be appealing – but seductive?  Armstrong previously alleged that Geffen entrapped him in “a cycle of dependency, submission, and humiliation”.  While I have no reason to question the veracity of these allegations, I do think they say more about Armstrong than Geffen.  You know what else speaks volumes?  That the tabloids no longer refer to Armstrong as a hooker and a porn star.  They now call him a “former go-go boy”.  Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Recently, Cybill Shepherd told People magazine that she had mended fences with both Bruce Willis and Christine Baranski.  In a much-touted “exclusive interview”, Cybill said, “It was time.”  One could argue it was well past time, but that’s another story.  When it came to Baranski, Shepherd added how the two were able to get to a better place in a most cryptic and grammatically curious statement: “Just a talk and be real open-hearted with each other.”  Well, that clears up…nothing, actually.

Don’t read anything into the fact that Zac Efron hasn’t shown up to see brother Dylan on Dancing with the Stars.  It’s just he has better things to do.  Really!  When asked where Zac was, Dylan said, “Hey, he’s doing his thing.”  He didn’t even show up when Dylan danced to “Rewrite the Stars”, which Zac sang with Zendaya.  “Zac’s always taken care of me and he did things that were so selfless,” said Dylan.  Except for brave LA traffic, apparently.