Would you like to spend a “Hollywood Holiday with David Archuleta”?  Frankly, I never thought I’d live to see the day gay men are losing their shit over Archie.  Not that there’s anything wrong with him.  But not since the days of Danny Pintauro Fever have I been so perplexed.  While I scoff, I doff my hat to him for using his “hotness” to raise money for LGBTQ+ rights (which I’m sure tickles his father to no end).  He’s doing a handful of holiday concerts at Joe’s Pub in NYC and the Peppermint Club in LA which are called My Only Wish – and please, keep that wish to yourself.  He’s teamed up with the Human Rights Campaign to auction off a package, which includes VIP access for two to the December 18^th LA show, a meet and greet as well as photo with his package, after-show cocktails at The Abbey (which does not seem to include Davey – unless you hit it off), a two-night stay at 1 Hotel West Hollywood, and dinner at Mother Wolf, a restaurant I’ve not been to.  You also win roundtrip airfare and $300 in Uber Black credits – which should get you at least halfway from LAX.  The auction deadline is December 3^rd.   Details can be found on Davey’s social media or at Propeller.LA.  We’ll also link to it on BillyMasters.com.

Speaking of gaylas, I hear that our very own Cheyenne Jackson (quoted above) is doing a solo concert on December 8^th at Carnegie Hall, thank you very much!  Tickets are going fast, so grab ‘em at CarnegieHall.org.

Fresh from his London debut, Sean Hayes is returning to the New York stage.  But this time, he’ll be off-Broadway.  He’ll be appearing in David Cale’s The Unknown.  Here’s how the press release describes it: “Hayes plays Elliott, a writer who heads to a remote cabin to cure his writer’s block, only to discover he may not be alone.”  Spooky!  Since it’s a solo show, I’m guessing he is alone.  The play will run at Studio Seaview January 31 – April 12.

In other great gay events, the Harrison County Rodeo in Mississippi has been postponed due to an outbreak of a rare strain of horse herpes.  I’ll pause while you insert your own joke (or whatever you’re inserting…and where).