This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Walter in Chicago.  “Did you see Marty Supreme?  Was that really Timothée Chalamet’s ass?”

I would think a reader of this column is quite knowledgeable about Timothée’s assets.  But for those who haven’t seen the film, let me explain that Timmy’s character is getting spanked with a ping pong paddle.  The one with the paddle is Shark Tank regular Kevin O’Leary (I believe he does the same thing to Barbara Corcoran).  Kevin was given a fake paddle and he walked onto the set to find a stranger standing in as Chalamet’s “ass double”.  When Timmy found out there was a double, he hit the roof and got himself onto the set pronto.  “He didn’t want any other ass immortalized,” says O’Leary.  On the first take, the fake paddle broke.  So they had to use a real one.  I’m told it required 40 takes, and Timothée never once complained.  In fact, it kinda looked like he enjoyed it.  Decide for yourself by checking out the clip on BillyMasters.com.

When Timothée’s getting into same-sex paddling, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  I may have canceled plans for that trip to Ibiza, but next month I’m going someplace hotter – the Canary Islands.  Hotter as in about 20 degrees, which is a good place to start.  Where I end up is anyone’s guess.  Regardless of your locale, you’ll always find the hottest gossip on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that gives you something to spank about.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before we find out what Latifah was hiding under that cape!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.