Our Ask Billy question comes from Walt in San Francisco.  “Did you see The Housemaid?  Who is that stud playing the husband?”

Not only did I see The Housemaid, I went to a cinema and PAID!  Here’s the kicker – I had a screener of it at home.  What can I say?  Bad movies work better in a crowd.  And I was right and wrong – it was bad.  But there was no crowd for a film starring Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney.  Thank God for Brandon Sklenar – a guy who is indeed gay porn star hot.  If you look for info about him online, here is the first thing you’ll read: “Brandon Tyler Feakins, known professionally as Brandon Sklenar, is an American actor known for his versatility and dedication to his craft.”  I dunno about all that – but he definitely has a dedication to his body.  In fact, I am ready to kneel before the altar of that body…and perhaps on top of it!  You can check out most of it (including an ass that won’t quit) on BillyMasters.com.

When someone is changing their name from Feakins to Sklenar, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  I mean, neither really roll off the tongue.  But upon further research, I learned Sklenar is his mother’s maiden name.  See?  Who else digs this deep?  Just part of the riches to be found on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that always goes deeper.  If you need me to go more in depth, just send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Gus straddles anything else.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.