Liza Minnelli has released her first new material in 13 years, and it was created by AI.  That may sound like a big deal, but hasn’t Cher been doing it for decades?  Liza’s track is called “Kids Wait Till You Hear This”, which is also the title of her upcoming autobiography – because good titles are hard to find.  So are photos, since the cover art appears to be Liza circa 1970s.  Not so, says Minnelli.  “And the photograph?  Not retro.  Au Courant.”  What did they do, airbrush out the walker?  ‘Cause Liza cannot stand without assistance.  I’d more readily accept it as a lost Scavullo!  Anyway, Minnelli announced the venture with her typical exuberance: “Hi Kids, I’m happy as a clam, laughing like hell and losing my mind.  It’s all goin’ on at the time.”  I’ll have whatever she’s having – but make mine a single.  Liza is adamant that AI did not create her vocals.  “A few trolls didn’t bother to read the truth, check with me or my partners.  The shout outs are all mine.”  I can confirm that – it’s definitely her.  But I don’t think anyone was ever in a studio.  To me, it sounds like a voicemail she left for Michael Feinstein around 4AM.  The only thing missing is “Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling.  Names, names, names!”  Liza sums it up by saying, “Go listen, enjoy, and shake your pretty buns to the music, as we glide down the runway to send my book into the world and your very own hot hands.”  Did I mention that she only has the one track on the album, which also includes works from Art Garfunkel and, you guessed it, Michael Feinstein!  That tracks.  Speaking of which, you can hear the track on BillyMasters.com.