Simmons’ Transition
In the wake of Richard Simmons‘ recent hospital stay, a fabulous rumor has emerged- that he’s transitioning (presumably from male to female – but don’t quote me on that). It bears mentioning that this rumor started in the National Enquirer, which had a cover story emblazoned with the words “Call me Fiona!”, and promising details of his “secret boob job & castration surgery”. How could you see that on a checkout stand and not buy it? Well, I will save you the trouble (and the $4.99) – it’s all lies. According to Simmons’ publicist, there is not one iota of truth to the story. And why would a publicist lie? Richard explains the hospital stay as follows: “I was dehydrated and needed some fluids.” I bet he did! Lies or not, I will forever refer to him as Fiona.
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