Our Ask Billy question is a healthy diversion.  Brandon in San Diego writes, “I saw some photos of Liam Hemsworth at the beach and his package looked enormous.  I don’t suppose he’s ever shown the family jewels.”

Alas, no.  However, you did whet my appetite, so I went looking for the photos in question.  That is a very healthy bulge indeed.  But, I caution you – sometimes a package of that size is low on meat and high on potatoes.  Those of you not eschewing carbs can check him out on BillyMasters.com.