Lucie Arnaz Jr. proved that you can go home again.  She recently took part in a fundraiser at Paramount Pictures called Lucie on the Lot that celebrated the 75^th anniversary of Desilu.  There was a screening of her 1993 Emmy-winning documentary, Lucy & Desi: A Home Movie, a Q&A, a meet-and-greet, and a cocktail party.  This was all done to help Raji Ahsan raise money to finish production on his short film, Dr. Sam (Lucie plays his mom).  Also at the event was Keith Thibodeaux, who played Little Ricky on I Love Lucy.  During the Q&A, Lucie shared her real feelings about Aaron Sorkin’s 2021 film Being the Ricardos.  You’ll recall at the time LL called it “freakin’ amazing”.  With the passage of time comes the loosening of lips.  “I was involved, and I tried to work on it and correct the incorrect parts…but, you know, you can’t talk to Aaron.  He’s Aaron Sorkin.”  She added that after she’d present her ideas, he’d dismissively say, “Well, what do you know?  You were 15 months old.”  Even Thibodeaux was perplexed.  “It’s well done and all that, but I just didn’t get it.”

Our Ask Billy question comes from Joshua in San Francisco: “I heard Michael Sam has a new boyfriend.  Who is it and what ever happened to his fiancé, Vito?”

God bless my readers.  I completely forgot that Michael (former defensive lineman in the NFL) got down on his knees for Vito Cammisano.  And do you know why?  Because that happened in 2015!  Look, I’m lucky I know the names of most guys I slept with last week (it all gets blurry into double digits).  FYI, Vito is now a realtor in Dallas – should you be interested in obtaining something with hardwood!  As for Sam, he’s recently been linked with professional figure skater, Colin Grafton, who has appeared on the UK show Dancing on Ice.  Colin (a Boston native) is quite fit and enjoys showing some skin on social media.  But he seems to have a whole Melissa Joan Hart thing happening around his eyes.  Or perhaps it’s those Joan Collins eyebrows.  Anyway, the twosome has not gone public in any way.  In fact, there aren’t even photos of them together.  But according to reliable “sources” (whoever they are), the two are “casually dating”.  Like me and those 11 guys last week – doesn’t get more casual than that (but at least we have video footage)!  To check out Michael and Colin (separately), head over to BillyMasters.com. 

When a football player is doing a figure skater, and I’m doing a football team, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  It’s all about stamina…and staying hydrated.  And you better do both before you check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that’s hot and steamy.  If you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Nicole and Cole kiss and make up.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.