Our Ask Billy question came from Stan in Detroit: “Are you watching The Beauty?  Who is the hot guy that Ben Platt became?  Is he gay?”

Life isn’t always fair.  You win a Tony for Dear Evan Hansen, you star in the questionable movie version, sell hit records, play “residencies”, and get a call from Ryan Murphy to be in his series The Beauty.  And what is your role?  The star of an episode called “Beautiful Chimp Face”.  If we’ve learned nothing from El Presidente, nobody likes being portrayed as any type of simian.  Oh, sure, the fact that Platt turns into Isaac Powell is small consolation.  He also probably got to see him naked…and that’s gotta be worth a considerable amount.  By the by, anyone who comes up with a medication to turn Ben Platt into Isaac Powell should win the Nobel Prize!  Since Stan asked, yes, Isaac Powell is gay.  He was previously engaged to the wildly talented Wesley Taylor and is currently dating Tate Justus.  But what he likely spends most of his time on is his derriere, which is displayed on BillyMasters.com.

When Ben Platt can only dream of having Isaac’s ass, it’s definitely time to end another column.  I, too, recently dreamt of Isaac’s ass.  It was so good I put it up on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that can make all your dreams come true.  If you’ve got another question for me, send it in to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Ty Pennington helps with those Kennedy Center renovations.  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.