Since we’re discussing the UK (perfect for our post-Fourth of July column), we got the following Ask Billy question from Randy in London: “What do you think about the controversy regarding Dermot O’Leary’s bulge?”

Dermot O’Leary is a popular British presenter and formerly hosted The X Factor.  Once on Loose Women (a rip-off of The View), he was asked what he wore to bed.  “Normally I’m a commando guy, but the last couple of weeks or so it’s been so cold, I’ve got a nice little pair of lounge pants and a loose-fitting T-shirt”.  You’ll note he didn’t mention any undies, which brings us to the latest story.  After hosting This Morning last week, the network got complaints from viewers who claimed they were seeing a bit too much of Dermot.  They were divided regarding his choice of underwear.  A large portion thought along these lines: “Dermot has definitely got Y-front/briefs on to get a bulge like that,” said one, while another said, “Very risky with such loose clothing.”  On the other side, the comments were more like this: “Does Dermot not wear underwear?  Lord, it’s flapping about like a windsock,” and “OMG!  Is Dermot O’Leary not wearing any underwear today?  Something doesn’t look right.”  Looks perfectly fine to me, but you can decide for yourself when you see him on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re picturing Luke and Zane going the distance…together, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Talk about fast and furious!  I think This Morning should do a special spot promoting Hercules.  That way, Dermot and Luke can discuss undergarments.  To see your favorites in and out of undies, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that never fakes it.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Babs is CGIed into the next Fockers flick!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.