Last week, I received an interesting communiqué in the Billy Masters Mailbag.  It was a 33-page lawsuit filed by Donovan Michaels against his spouse, David Geffen.  The e-mail came from a publicist who did not reveal his client…but I’ve got my suspicions.  The suit makes for fascinating reading and many of the details are certain column-worthy.  Michaels is painted as “a vulnerable gay Black man orphaned at 18 months” and that Geffen “exploited his traumatic past of neglect, poverty, and foster care”.  Bullshit.  While some of the details are true, anyone able to negotiate $10K for a first “date” is not vulnerable – he’s savvy!  Donovan and Geffen first connected on SeekingArrangements.com, which I believe is also where Donald finds all his wives!  Donovan complains that their relationship was treated as a transaction.  I believe that’s the point of Seeking Arrangements.

He also alleges that Geffen expected perfection from him and paid for “painful laser and dental treatments”.  Bullshit again.  First off, if Donovan was that close to perfection, I can’t feel particularly sorry for him.  And, if you want to pay to fix my teeth (or anything else), who am I to say no.  Donovan claims that he was Geffen’s “confidant, travel companion, and property manager.”  I’ve got a guy who does those things from me in Fort Lauderdale, and I only pay him $100 a month!  He better not be reading this column.  Michaels also complains that Geffen supplied him with “cocaine, molly and cannabis”.  I believe the correct response is, “Thank you.”  Lastly, he says he gave up a lucrative modeling career (similar to Melanie’s, I’m sure) and claims Geffen promised to “share assets equally”.  Unless you’ve got that in writing, I’m again calling Bullshit.  To Geffen, I have two words – call me.

We had a curious question in our Ask Billy mailbag.  Tony in Detroit asked, “What do you know about Elon Musk’s daughter Vivian?  I heard she was transgender, but don’t know anything else about her.”

My fans teach me so much.  The only thing I knew about Vivian Jenna Wilson is that she’s estranged from her dad, Elon.  But didya know she was not only conceived via IVF, but her dad allegedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure he had a boy.  SURPRISE!!!  That boy was named Xavier Alexander Musk – at least he got a full name rather than just an X!  From all accounts, father and son had a contentious relationship.  Xavier came out as trans at the age of 16 in 2020, and Musk authorized trans-related medical treatment (Musk claims he was “tricked” into consenting).   Two years later, Vivian emerged.  But here’s something interesting – Vivian has also done drag under the name Vivllainous.  I’m not exactly sure how that works, but the alter ego appeared at a benefit to raise money and awareness against ICE.  So she’s OK in my book!  Check her out on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m questioning the gender of our Ask Billy questioner, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  You know, Tony could go either way.  We ran awfully long – a lot like Donovan Michaels, if his words are to be believed.  But you can get so much more at www.BillyMasters.com – the site where a photo is worth a thousand words.  If you need a bit more Billy, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before someone calls Bullshit on me!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.