Our Ask Billy question comes from Mark in Boston: “On The Weakest Link, Chord Overstreet revealed that back in 2010, he posed full frontal for the relaunched Playgirl.  He said it was the biggest order in the history of the magazine and he was paid $100K.  But his publicist decided against it and pulled all the copies off the rack.  Did you grab a copy and will you share the photos with your adoring public?”

It’s well documented that I’ll bend over backwards (or forwards) for my fans.  But in this particular case, I can’t comply because the photos don’t exist.  While Chord and Jane Lynch (who hosts The Weakest Link) obviously rehearsed this anecdote designed to give Chord something to titillate and provide relevance, it’s basically fiction.  As with most fiction, it is based on some fact.  It is true that Playgirl extended an offer to both Chord and Mark Salling to appear in the magazine back in 2010.  “We would be very willing to pay for them both – up to $100,000.  And it wouldn’t have to be fully X-rated, either.”  So, riddle me this – if Chord would have gotten $100K to not show all, why would he have done full frontal?  Obviously, he wouldn’t have.  The rag’s reps later said, “Chord’s people decided against it.”  Overstreet still asserts that the shoot occurred…and he kept the money.  “And then my publicist pulled it off the rack.”  If such a shoot happened, the results did not make it anywhere near a rack.  But if you’re interested in seeing his rack in some very sexy (non-nude) shots, check out BillyMasters.com.

When Overstreet is in the news, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  What a letdown – first Chord is pulled off the rack, and then Spike is pulled off the block.  But, hold the presses – Melissa Rivers is auctioning off some of Auntie Joan’s old wigs.  And that got me thinking – what if those wigs have some of Joan’s actual hair?  DNA!  We could build our very own Joan!  And she could appear with me on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that is cutting-edge.  If you’d like to get in on this endeavor, send an e-mail to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before anyone tries to cancel this column.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.