“I’ve been playing gay characters since the ‘90s when
agents told you, ‘Don’t do that.’  Honestly, if I’d been offered more
straight roles that were exciting, I would have done them.”
– Tuc Watkins talks about his acting career.

Every week, people ask me about the Feds’ case against gay porn superstar Austin Wolf.  And I finally have an answer.  Way back in June of 2024, his home was raided by the FBI, and they allegedly seized hundreds of photos and videos of underage lads.  After numerous delays, he finally had his first (and, apparently, last) hearing in June where he took full responsibility for having sex with a 15-year-old.  Oh, it gets worse.  Last week, U.S. District Judge Engelmayer found him guilty of enticement of a minor to engage in illegal sexual activity and a pattern of prohibited sexual conduct.  He was sentenced to 19 years in prison.  Then it was revealed that he “targeted kids as young as seven”.  At one point, he made plans with another man to have sex with a “nine-year-old child that Male-2 claimed to be babysitting”.  He also made “plans to meet an individual who claimed to be the father of a seven-year-old child and who offered to make the child available.”  Sounds like the worst Chris Hansen episode ever!

In a somewhat related story, the NYPD is cracking down on sex in a Penn Station men’s room.  Reportedly, over 200 arrests have been made since June, while only a dozen happened in the first half of the year.  Why the increase?  It must be the heat!  Before you ask, I’ll tell you that facilities in question are near the entrance by Eighth Avenue and 31^st Street.  You’re welcome!  We hear the room continues to be a hotspot.  Must be the smell of urinal cakes.