This week’s Ask Billy question came from Gerald in Maine: “What do you know about Max Parker on Boots?”

Gerald has got his finger on the pulse of something, because last week the ratings for Boots on Netflix doubled!  Since not everyone reading this column has watched it, let me first tell you that Boots is about a closeted teenager who joins the Marines back in the 1990s – well before Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (and certainly before it was repealed).  That means Boots shows you lots of hot guys running around boot camp in and out of showers – or at least that’s what it looked like in the clip I saw.  The young recruit is played by Miles Heizer.  Max plays his “drill sergeant” – oh, so that’s what they call it these days.   He can drill me anytime – especially because the lovely Mr. Parker is indeed gay.  Alas, he’s married.  Well, you win some, you lose some.  He met actor Kris Mochrie on the set of Emmerdale in the UK, got engaged in 2022, and married this past summer.  Did I mention that they played brothers on the soap?  I’ve heard of brotherly love, but this is ridiculous.  Going back to Boots, Max is paired with the very fetching Sachin Bhatt, who you might recognize from Queer As Folk.  Should you care, Max is the big spoon – as you’ll see on BillyMasters.com.

When I’m ladling out such hot stuff, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  We’re all over the place this week.  From Liza to Christmas to Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.  My God, if the Garland–Luft–Gumm–Minnelli family believed in that, none of them would have gotten married!  If you want someone who will ask and tell and even show, check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that doesn’t hold anything back.  If you have a question for me, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Liza joins the cast of The Voice – and brings her own chair!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.