Speaking of dancing, I watched Dancing with the Stars for the first time in a couple of seasons.  I simply couldn’t resist Tom Bergeron’s triumphant return for the show’s 20^th anniversary.  Truly it was fun to see many of the former contestants and pros in fleeting shots.  But if I’ve previously called this show Dancing with a Bunch of Nobodies, a better name might be Dancing with Relatives of Stars.  Because we saw the return of Rumor Willis – the child of two stars (who showed no emotion at the mention of her father’s illness).  And Dylan Efron!  OK, his brother is a star.  But what does Dylan do?  I thought Jen Affleck was related to Ben.  But Affleck is her married name – her husband is Zac Affleck (yes, I kid you not).  She’s told people that her husband is a distant relative to the more famous Afflecks.  Then genealogists did some research and discovered that there is no connection whatsoever.  Zac leapt to his wife’s defense: “That’s just a family joke.”  Leave those to the professionals!

Speaking of nobodies, I’ve been told that YouTubers Daniel Howell and Phil Lester are dating.  But I’m not exactly sure I know who they are – unless one of them used to call his mother Lovey!

Everybody seems to be talking about how terrible All’s Fair is, and how Kim Kardashian is the kiss of death.  But another story was more interesting to me.  Co-stars Niecy Nash-Betts, Sarah Paulson and Glenn Close were asking each other questions on Entertainment Tonight.  Niecy had a question for Sarah.  “When you look at me and you look at you, have you ever once thought about trading partners?”  Sarah smiled, nodded, and said, “Yes”.  Sarah added, “Have you seen Niecy’s partner?”  And Glenn chimed in, “I can go for that!”  Meanwhile, Holland is sitting home wondering, “What about me?  Do I get to sleep with anyone?  Or am I running the camcorder?”

I don’t think there’s any wife swapping in the family of RFK Jr. (we all know about RFK Sr.).  But if so, perhaps Cheryl Hines has helped Bobby with his latest research.  He claims there is a link between circumcision and autism.  If that’s the case, I’ve slept with a whole lotta autistic people – and am likely on the spectrum myself. 

By the by, we hear that since Trump eviscerated the Kennedy Center board, ticket sales to shows have dropped considerably.  Some events have only sold 34 percent – although to be fair, that was a Bee Gees tribute concert!