Fans of this column know that it’s time for Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  For decades, I’ve shared a few of my favorite things that will make your loved one’s holidays merry and bright.  Tradition dictates that our first gift is the annual holiday ornament to benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.  The latest addition to the Broadway Legends collection is, ironically, Kristin Chenoweth, bedecked in her Wicked regalia.  Wouldn’t it have been tragic if some misguided designer had her in her Queen of Versailles ensemble?  This Glinda ornament is the 16^th in the collection by Christopher Radko, who is known as the Ornament King.  You can grab it (and limited supplies of some of the previous ones) at the Broadway Cares Online Shop, at Store.BroadwayCares.org.

I’m always partial to books, and there’s a good one out now.  Our very own Miriam Margolyes has written another memoir which delivers devilish dish.  The Little Book of Miriam brings us bon mots of the briefest type.  This makes the book quite perfect for the loo.  Should you be there for a short stay, you can breeze through a quickie.  Should your visit be of a more substantial length, read several.  In terms of editions, you’ve got even more options.  While the hard cover version has only been released in the UK, you can grab it from Blackwells.co.uk and get free immediate shipping to the US.  Should you be someone who spends a good amount of time on the road, you may want the audio book (read by Ms. Margolyes herself, thank you very much).  And if you are part of the jet set, perhaps the Kindle version (available on Amazon) is right for you.  Something for everyone.

When Kate Jackson is in the news, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  We didn’t have time this week for an Ask Billy question – what with my resurrecting Sabrina from the dead and extolling the virtues of public toilets.  Such diversity can only be found on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that gets right down to the real nitty gritty (with apologies to Miss Knight).  Should you have something you’d like me to delve into, send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I finish Miriam’s little book in the Rhode Island Airport.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.