By the time you read this, Bowen Yang will have left the cast of Saturday Night Live.  I’m of two minds on this topic.  On one hand, congrats to anyone who gets to leave this show on their own – presumably to have a career in television or films.  On the other hand, this means we don’t get to regularly see either their characters or their range and diversity.  While I don’t begrudge Kate McKinnon her success in films, I bemoan her absence from the show.  And, is anyone more missed than Cheri Oteri?  Anyway, good luck, Bowen.  But pop in every now and then.

Next year, something else will be missing from the small screen.  Boots has been cancelled by Netflix.  The show that the Pentagon labeled as “woke garbage” brought us all sorts of hot, fit lads scurrying to and fro.  Here’s a fun fact – Boots was the last project worked on by Norman Lear.  Based on Greg Cope White’s book The Pink Marine, it centered on closeted life in the Marine Corps.  But, let’s face it, it centered on seeing hot guys like Max Parker and Miles Heizer in various forms of undress.  Their hottest moments can be found on BillyMasters.com.

Speaking of fit, undressed lads, many of you have asked about Channing Tatum’s nude scene in Roofman, the real-life story of a guy who lived inside a Toys “R” Us.  Tatum’s main concern was how they would film the 90-second scene of him running through the store fully naked and not showing his “stuff”.  “I was naïve, I guess, and thought that there was a plan to shoot this in a certain way.”  When told there was no plan, he said, “What do you mean you don’t know?  We’re gonna see stuff if you don’t have a plan.”  As it turns out, we don’t really see any stuff – at least not in the movie.  But you can see all his stuff on BillyMasters.com.

Time for our last installment of Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  If you waited this long, your options are limited.  Still, you could make a big impression by hiring a celebrity to wish your loved ones a happy holiday season.  Famous folk are cashing in on their fame via Cameo.  People like Mario Cantone, Carson Kressley, and Frankie Grande are available (some more available than others).  So are singers Lance Bass, Todrick Hall, Billy Gilman and Sam Harris.  Or former Superman Tom Welling and his WB friend James Van Der Beek (who probably could use some cash at Christmas).   SNL alums Chris Kattan, Jon Lovitz, Laraine Newman, and the aforementioned Cheri Oteri are on the site, as are Housewives Bethenny Frankel and that Countess chick.  Even some of my iconic friends are cashing in – like Fran Drescher, John Barrowman and Miriam Margolyes.  You could even employ the ever-elusive Angelyne!  There’s something for everyone on Cameo.com.

By the time you read this, Bowen Yang will have left the cast of Saturday Night Live.  I’m of two minds on this topic.  On one hand, congrats to anyone who gets to leave this show on their own – presumably to have a career in television or films.  On the other hand, this means we don’t get to regularly see either their characters or their range and diversity.  While I don’t begrudge Kate McKinnon her success in films, I bemoan her absence from the show.  And, is anyone more missed than Cheri Oteri?  Anyway, good luck, Bowen.  But pop in every now and then.

Next year, something else will be missing from the small screen.  Boots has been cancelled by Netflix.  The show that the Pentagon labeled as “woke garbage” brought us all sorts of hot, fit lads scurrying to and fro.  Here’s a fun fact – Boots was the last project worked on by Norman Lear.  Based on Greg Cope White’s book The Pink Marine, it centered on closeted life in the Marine Corps.  But, let’s face it, it centered on seeing hot guys like Max Parker and Miles Heizer in various forms of undress.  Their hottest moments can be found on BillyMasters.com.

Speaking of fit, undressed lads, many of you have asked about Channing Tatum’s nude scene in Roofman, the real-life story of a guy who lived inside a Toys “R” Us.  Tatum’s main concern was how they would film the 90-second scene of him running through the store fully naked and not showing his “stuff”.  “I was naïve, I guess, and thought that there was a plan to shoot this in a certain way.”  When told there was no plan, he said, “What do you mean you don’t know?  We’re gonna see stuff if you don’t have a plan.”  As it turns out, we don’t really see any stuff – at least not in the movie.  But you can see all his stuff on BillyMasters.com.

Time for our last installment of Billy’s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  If you waited this long, your options are limited.  Still, you could make a big impression by hiring a celebrity to wish your loved ones a happy holiday season.  Famous folk are cashing in on their fame via Cameo.  People like Mario Cantone, Carson Kressley, and Frankie Grande are available (some more available than others).  So are singers Lance Bass, Todrick Hall, Billy Gilman and Sam Harris.  Or former Superman Tom Welling and his WB friend James Van Der Beek (who probably could use some cash at Christmas).   SNL alums Chris Kattan, Jon Lovitz, Laraine Newman, and the aforementioned Cheri Oteri are on the site, as are Housewives Bethenny Frankel and that Countess chick.  Even some of my iconic friends are cashing in – like Fran Drescher, John Barrowman and Miriam Margolyes.  You could even employ the ever-elusive Angelyne!  There’s something for everyone on Cameo.com.

When I’m promoting another website, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  And that brings up the best idea of the year.  A great gift for your special someone is a subscription to www.BillyMasters.com – the site that has been delivering for 30 years.  Even during the holiday season, I’m here to stuff your stocking, or slide down your chimney, or deck your halls.  Whatever you’re into…I’m vers.  Reach out to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Travolta’s son Ben takes the last name of Presley!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.