Didya know Darren Criss is Asian?  No?  Me neither.  Apparently 50% of his ethnicity is a mix of Chinese, Filipino and Spanish.  I suppose that makes him Asian-ish, which may be how he got cast as a Korean robot in Broadway’s Maybe Happy Ending – and if you find me a robot who can provide a happy ending, I don’t care what ethnicity it is!  Criss won the Tony, talked about “acceptance”, and then left the show.  He was replaced by Andrew Barth Feldman, who like Criss is not Korean (nor is he a robot, for that matter).  He is, however, the boyfriend of the leading lady – which may have given him the edge.  People got their robotic panties in a tizzy – how could a non-Korean play the role?  The role previously played by a non-Korean.  Suddenly Criss wasn’t leaving the show – he was just going on vacation.  If the Asians want to get upset about something, perhaps start by going after the non-Korean Criss.  Oh, yeah, he’s a name and got the show produced in the first place!

The Ask Billy question that stuck out was when I was asked about Anthony Boyle’s nude scene in House of Guinness.  Was that really his semi-fluffed phallus?  Anthony answered the question for me.  “It’s not a prosthetic.  It’s my own body”.  Oh, yes, the body is also impressive.  Every inch of it can be found on BillyMasters.com.

When we’re ending with a bang, it’s time to wrap up another year of columns.  I don’t know about you, but I’m eagerly awaiting 2026 – it couldn’t be any worse (famous last words).  But whatever the news, you’ll find a unique perspective on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that can answer the question, “Why did Dame Joan cross the street?”  If you’ve got a question of your own, send a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Tyler Perry’s next accuser comes forward (which has already happened – but we’ll tackle that next week).  Until next year, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.