You know who won’t complain if you touch him inappropriately?  A lifesize, anatomically correct Henry Cavill doll.  This is the creation of Steven Davies, who builds and sells such “life-size figures”.  He described it this way: “The Man of Steel is Complete.  Life size Silicone Tribute Figure – Hand rooted head and body hair – glass eye.”  So far, it sounds like a Sammy Davis Jr. doll!  Davies added, “It is an honor to be able to create this art piece inspired by his image.  Our largest and most detailed figure to date with over 350 man hours spent to create this art piece.”  Davies probably expected his “art piece” to end up in a museum, or greeting customers at some kitschy shop.  Instead, it was purchased by James Robertson-Reavis of Texas – and he made a few “modifications”.  What modifications?  “He is anatomically correct but not a sex doll,” says James.  “I have added additional silicone ‘pieces’.”  To say nothing of a few batteries, I’m sure.  You can check out the doll on our website.

I never thought I’d see the day when women were enjoying watching guys having sex as much as straight guys enjoy watching women.  But Heated Rivalry has broken that barrier.  Even lesbians are into it.  Brandi Carlile told AC2, “It’s all I can think about.  I can’t even sleep at night without thinking about it.”  Four hot leads probably helped.  The six-part HBO/Crave series came to such a perfect ending, I almost wish they weren’t doing more.

This brings us to the first Ask Billy question of 2026.  And it actually came in on New Year’s Day.  Roger in Burbank writes, “Which of the Heated Rivalry guys are gay or straight?”

Both Hudson Williams (Shane) and Connor Storrie (Ilya) have been handsy and flirty in interviews.  But both have been mum about their personal lives.  Hudson has talked about the importance of “queer people telling queer stories”, but he still comes off straight to me.  When asked about his childhood, Connor says, “I was this artist, sissy boy in West Texas that didn’t want to play football.”  I’m voting gay.  Far more important to me is the second couple.  Kip is played by Robbie Graham-Kuntz (or Robbie GK).  In real life, he is obsessed with musical theatre, although he also played competitive football and still plays rugby.  On the show, he makes smoothies for a living, has the body of a Greek god, and doesn’t consider himself a catch.  Think Christian Campbell in trick.  And just as gay, I’m afraid.  Thank God for Scott, François Arnaud, a towering (next to the diminutive Robbie), rippling hulk of muscular perfection with a crinkly smile.  He’s already come out as bisexual.  For the past three years, he was involved with actor Marc Bendavid.  Since then, there have been rumors of a liaison with Connor.  Yes, Scott and Ilya have been spotted around Los Angeles engaging in major PDA – as you can see on BillyMasters.com.

When I rang in the New Year with a body count, we’ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  Here’s a fun fact – didya know that Robbie (Kip) originally auditioned to play Scott?  Oh, we’ve got more where that came from.  Check out www.BillyMasters.com – the site that always has your back…and front.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you after I finish playing with my puppet!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.