“I’m very proud to call him a friend. 
I’m also proud to call him a colleague. 
When I grow up, I want to be Noah Wyle” 
– George Clooney extols the virtues of Wyle at
the AARP Movies for Grownups Awards.

I was recently invited on a holiday to Ibiza – a place I’ve never been.  A friend asked, “Don’t you think you’re a bit too old for Ibiza?”  What am I?  A hundred?  But I started feeling self-conscious and declined.  Imagine my surprise when I heard that esteemed chef Mary Berry revealed that she had recently been to Ibiza.  Not only Ibiza, but she went to Pacha – the exclusive club where all sorts of debauchery takes place.  Dame Mary clocks in at 90 years old – smack-dab between me and Dame Joan Collins!  It should be noted that Berry went to Pacha well before midnight.  Nobody told her it doesn’t get going till about 3AM!

Speaking of Dame Joan, she has not one but TWO films coming out (I say that as if they’ll play in cinemas).   Of course, we all know her latest bid for cinematic immortality is playing the Duchess of Windsor in The Bitter End opposite Isabella Rossellini as her conniving lawyer.  We also have an Agatha Christie-esque whodunit entitled A Murder Between Friends directed by former soap stud, Jacob Young.  It also features another daytime vet, Nadia Bjorlin.  Fun fact – when I first met Nadia at a Hollywood event, I mistook her for a car-show model!  An understandable mistake.  The flick drops this week on Apple TV, Vudu, Fandango, and pretty much anywhere you can watch Video on Demand fare.  You can check out the trailer on our website.

The Golden Globes kicked off awards season.  Nikki Glazer was back to host, and didn’t she look fabulous?  Especially that dress where she had the goods in the window – and the window was wide open!  Of course, she did a great job, but may I give one bit of unsolicited advice?   You can’t love everyone SO much.  And do you really think Sean Penn is turning into a sexy leather handbag?  I personally don’t find him all that sexy.  I do have a tiny suggestion to whoever is hiring people for this show – dump the guy escorting winners off the stage.  Yes, they need to be guided, but it can be done less aggressively.  It looked like he yanked poor Teyana Taylor’s arm right out of its socket.  Speaking of Teyana, I too enjoy a party in the back.  And like Jean Smart, I’m a greedy bitch.