This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Frank in Philadelphia: “I just saw a commercial for Lacoste underwear with a really hot guy in the shower.  He looks so familiar, but I can’t place him.  Help!”

That would be the lovely and talented Taylor Zakhar Perez, who you know primarily from Red, White & Royal Blue.  The commercial begins in a shower, which certainly puts Taylor and his taut torso in the best light.  Then the undies go on.  A source told me that there was much concern on the set which required Taylor to “flatten himself out” – whatever that means!   There’s a good amount of ass shaking and hair flipping while Perez dances around blasting music through his headphones.  And yet he somehow manages to hear someone clear his throat in the distance.  So much for plot development!  You can check out every dripping millimeter on BillyMasters.com.

When underwear models are being asked to “flatten out”, it’s definitely time to end another column.  In other bits of madness, I have four countries and three continents left on my endless excursion.  But no matter my locale, I still deliver the unfiltered dish on www.BillyMasters.com – the site that never makes an exception.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and and I promise to get back to you before we find out which royal will be arrested on my next birthday!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.