This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Harris in NYC: “What do you know about Chris Gallant?  He’s running for Congress, and I read he did gay porn.  True?”

Not exactly, although he does show all.  For those who don’t know, Gallant is an Army vet, a Black Hawk pilot, a former air traffic controller, a member of the National Guard, and a volunteer fireman.  And he’s gay.  All of this tells me two things: 1) he’s far more civic-minded than anyone I know and B) he’s hot.  Why?  Army, Black Hawk, National Guard, Fireman – they all have calendars.  Roll them all up into a 37-year-old, and chances are, he’s hot.  OK, being an air traffic controller probably brings down the curve, but a gay air traffic controller has got to be hotter than most.  Chris is the Democratic nominee for New York’s 1^st congressional district.  So you can guess that his political opponents have been looking for some dirt on him.  First, someone found out he had been a go-go boy at the legendary gay nightclub, Splash.  YAWN – who didn’t dance naked at Splash?  Hands?  Just me?  Then they produced photos of Chris in bondage gear.  You know what Gallant did?  He addressed it.  “I wasn’t scared flying Black Hawk helicopters in the Middle East.  And I sure as hell won’t let some pictures from my past scare me.”  His lawyer went into a bit more detail.  “The photographs are authentic and were taken during a private, consensual photo session involving Chris and his then-partner, with whom he was in a committed four-year relationship,” says Gallant’s lawyer.  He added, “Chris was also friends with the owner of Mr. S Leather, and the shoot was intended to be fun and personal, with the understanding that Mr. S could use select images in connection with certain products.”  I can confirm that I had a whole lotta fun with my person while perusing the pics, and really had no need for additional “products”.  You can check him out on BillyMasters.com.

When a Democrat is getting spanked in photos and in the press, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  I’m sure you all see through me (although usually it’s my clothes that are transparent) and recognize my main reason for joining the human shield around the Kennedy Center is for the chance to be shackled next to a Kennedy or Schlossberg…or even a Shriver.  But, please, keep those Skakel scamps away from me – I’d like to leave the protest in one piece (and breathing)!  But no matter what, I’ll report on it at BillyMasters.com – the site that always takes a stand, even when I’m in repose.  Should you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before we reveal which came first – the chicken or Larry Flynt!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.