This week’s Ask Billy question comes from Kevin in Los Angeles: “I just read that Jonathan Lipnicki is naked in that movie about Chris Hansen.  Have you seen it?  And ‘it’?”

There is nothing I won’t do for my fans – and that includes sitting through Primetime.  I’ve met Robert Pattinson and found him to be charming.  He even smiled!  But he plays Hansen like he’s Nosferatu.  He’s brooding, morose, and devoid of much range – kinda like Kristen Stewart’s whole career!  I can’t blame the actors entirely.  It’s hard to judge acting when there is such a terrible script.  Anyway, you didn’t want a movie review.  I can tell you that little Lipnicki is all grown up and does, in fact, show his “little Lipnicki”.  He plays one of the guys who has a “sweet tooth” for young guys.  He shows up at the decoy’s house.  The “young guy” turns around and, boom, Lipnicki’s pants are down and he covers himself with whipped cream.  I can’t tell you how many times that has happened to me (and I’m sure to Mamie Van Doren).  As to his…“talent”, you can see it on BillyMasters.com.

­­When we’re not ready for primetime, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  Can I take a moment to defend Andy Cohen?  I don’t think how much you pay someone should reflect your net worth.  It should be based on the going rate.  Now, I must confess, I don’t know what babysitters get paid.  But I’m guessing maybe half of what you’d pay one of the lower-level male “companions”.  Did that help?  That’s the type of story you’ll find on BillyMasters.com – the site that works hard for the money.  If you’ve got something you’d like me to get to the bottom of, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before AI takes over the world (which is unlikely since it’s too busy making Trevor Donovan into Bamm-Bamm).  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.