What a perfect segue into our Ask Billy question.  This was a popular question, but the first message came from Greg in Miami: “Did you see that photo Tom Welling accidentally posted of his penis?  Do you have the shot?”

This is one of those crazy stories that I’d normally think was done on purpose – except I don’t give Tom that much credit.  Welling was in NYC and posted a photo on Instagram showing the view from his hotel room with a caption saying, “Hello NYCC”.  I’m sure NYCC stood for “New York Comic Con”, but in this case it could also mean “New York City Cock”.  In the floor-to-ceiling window you can see a faint image of Tom completely naked with his Welling hanging out!  The snap remained online for ten hours before someone alerted him to the “situation”, at which point he deleted it.  I hasten to add that this is one of those images where everyone sees something different.  Some see an enormous penis.  Some can make out his kneecap.  Others see nothing but an enormous truck in the middle of the street.  Come to think of it, is it a truck?  Or is it a…  Anyway, getting back to Greg’s question – do I have the shot?  Really, Greg?  Of course.  Will I share it?  Do you really have to ask?  Check out BillyMasters.com.

­­­­When I’m giving you a gay Rorschach test, it’s definitely time to end yet another column.  It’s like one of those Internet posts asking what color a woman’s dress was.  You won’t have such problems on BillyMasters.com – the site that rarely features people dressed!  If you have a question or need a referral to an optometrist, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Colton Haynes appears in a production of Call Me Mister.  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.